Welcome to 7 Shichibukai!!!

[onepiecelover]

(the crew are hauling a huge treasure chest onto the ship)

Luffy: "ooh, i wonder what we'll find!"
Nami: "it's gotta be something valuable!" (money eyes)
Franky: "you guys do know that we are all wanted by the marines now.... so what makes you think that you can casually go shopping?"
Nami: "it's an obsession, ok?!"

(she breaks open the lock and lifts the lid)

Nami: "it's....... 8 metal cylinders......"
Zoro: "weights?"
Sanji: "spice containers?"
Usopp: "ammo storage?"
Nami: (hits all three of them) "think OUTSIDE your boxes!!!"
Luffy: "calculators?"
Nami: "err.....what?"
Luffy: (points to one) "look, it has a 4 digit code dial so it must be a basic calculator!"

(Nami picks one up and fiddles with it)

Nami: "hmm...." (she flicks in some random numbers and suddenly disappears)
Luffy: "no..freaking..way."
Zoro: "am i still sleeping?"
Sanji: "nami-swan!!! this is a DISASTER! what do we do?"
Robin: "it would seem the best course of action would be to wait a while for navigator-san to make her own way back, however, it seems the captain won't go along with that..."

(everyone looks at Luffy, who is grinning and hitting in Nami's numbers)

all: "stop, fool!"

(Luffy disappears as well)

Sanji: "happy-go-lucky moron..... why do we put up with him?"
Usopp: "because he's our friend and we all more-or-less owe him a favour or two"
Sanji: "i still wish he'd restrain himself!"
Robin: (smiling) "judging from everything i've seen happen in this crew, you won't be seeing that for a loooong time."

(elsewhere, Nami is stood paralyzed in the middle of the M1 motorway in England)

Nami: "wha....what are these contraptions?!" (wide eyed and scared look)
Driver #1: "get off the damn road, you crazy bitch!"
Driver #2: "what's the hold up, i'm late for work!"
Driver #1: "ask little miss block-the-way over here! i gotta get ready for the 2007 new year party!"
Nami: "2007?! no....way....i....i'm in the future..."

(suddenly, she feels someone pull her wrists behind her and slap something on them, and when she discovers that she can't move her hands, she realises that she has been handcuffed by a police officer)

Nami: (struggling) "what are you doing?!"
Officer: "arresting you for a massive case of disturbing the peace! you have the right to remain silent but whatever you do say may be documented and used as evidence in court."
Nami: "oooooohhhh fu-"

(meanwhile, in late 2006 also, Luffy is walking through some underground train stations)

Luffy: "wow, the people here sure dress differently!" (notices a drunk passed out on the floor) "hee-hee! you remind me of zoro!"
Drunk: "sorry, didn't see that film..."
Luffy: "uh, what?"
Drunk: "oh i'm sorry, were you referring to someone you know? because i......i....you know....feel a little.....BLEEUUURRRRGGHH" (throws up heavily) "like that..."

(upon this, Luffy backs away slowly and then runs into a train, sits down and sighs)

Luffy: "ok, this place is interesting and all, but that guy was just plain weird..."

(the train starts moving)

Luffy: "aaahhh!!! the building is vibrating, it's gonna collapse!" (braces as the train picks up speed)
Old Man: "just sit down, you paranoid monkey boy!"
Luffy: "what was that old man?"
Old Man: "you wantin' to start something, kid?"
Luffy: "that's if there's any olives left in your coinpurse, old fart!"
Old Man: "long time since i diciplined a young one, although it wouldn't hurt to keep from going rusty" (take his belt off and makes it into the traditional spanking whip)
Luffy: "i've got a much bigger whip than you! Gomu Gomu No......." (stretches his arm backwards, making another man splurt out his coffee) "bullet!" (knocks the old geezer to the floor with a heavy recoil blow)
"i'm bored, if this house won't stop anytime soon, i should at least find the kitchen!"

(Luffy walks into the drivers' room)

Driver: "hey, what are you doing in here?!"
Luffy: "looking around."
Driver: "well not in here you don't!"
Luffy: "why?"
Driver: "oh god, i always get the lost cases.... alright look, this here room is for authourised personell only!"
Luffy: "hmmm.....did you need to be authourised?"
Driver: "well, no, i work her-"
Luffy: "then what's the problem?"
Driver: (sighs and picks up an intercom) "security to driver car!"
Luffy: "hmm?"

(later, Luffy wakes up in a daze.)

Luffy: "oh man....i must have been knocked out...where am i?" (notices metal bars and a faint figure of a woman sitting on the bench)
Nami: "oh, you're finally up."
Luffy: "Nami?" (shakes his head for clearer vision and sees that it is indeed Nami.) "how..how did we...what the hell is happening?!"


end of part 1 same question as before, should i continue?

[baka nii-chan]

good cept luffy dont randomly use his gomu gomu skills against regular ppl...

[onepiecelover]

that was because he had a whip so he said "i got a better whip"

he showed himself off lol

[onepiecelover]

Nami: "the annoying part is that they took our cylinders! we need them if we want to get back to our own time!"
Luffy: "what did you end up in here for?"
Nami: "i found myself in the middle of some sort of road, where machines were being driven around by people! i seemed to be blocking the way, but i was paralyzed with fear. the next thing i knew, i was handcuffed and then brought here in a blue and white machine."
Luffy: "i stumbled into a long house that suddenly started careering along two metal bars! i thought the roof was gonna cave! i got into a fight with an old duffer and went into the end of the house, where a man told me i wasnt allowed in there. he phoned for someone called 'security' and i remember a presense behind me before i fell asleep."
Nami: "dammit, he got your pressure points..."

(Nami notices a guard walking by their cell with the keys on his belt.)

Nami: "excuse me a minute..."
Guard #1: "hmmm?"
Nami: (cute face) "i have a really bad chest infection... could you tell me if it looks swollen?"
Guard #1: "swollen......chest........gulp!" (he goes red and starts leaning down, only for Nami to knock him out)
Nami: "in your dreams! i'm saving myself for Luf- i mean marriage! come on Luffy, we're leaving!" (unlocks the cell door and pulls luffy by the hand down the corridor.)
Luffy: "wh-wh-where are we going?" (finding his feet)
Nami: "the confiscation room! it's where our cylinders should be kept!"

(they dash around a ton of corridors, evntually screeching to a halt outside a room with an obvious label reading 'criminal items')

Nami: "what kind of fool do they take me for?"

(Nami removes the label with ease revealing 'police indoor tavern' underneath)

Nami: "we'd have been walking into hundreds of armed future athourities! let's go through the right door!"

(she walks up to the door next to the false one and pulls off "main office' to reveal the original 'criminal items'. they proceed to take their cylinders from the room and try to escape the HQ)

Guard #2: "hey! Samson is down an the prisoners have escaped!"
(the guard presses an alarm)
Nami: "shit! we gotta run!"
Guard #3: "not so fast!"

(about 20 officers are aiming guns at the pair)

Luffy: "Nami! out of the way!" (she gets behind him) "Gomu Gomu No....."
Guard #4: "what is he on about?"
Luffy: "Gatling Gun!" (over-annihalates the poor cops)
Guard #3: (all bloody) "buh-buh-bad newsh shir! criminulsh got pasht ush!"
Guard Leader: ""i...can figoor tat out myshelf!"
Nami: "well, running won't get us anywhere now they know we're here! let's just blast our way out!"
Luffy: "NOW you're talking!!! Gomu Gomu No..... Rifle!!!" (the spinning punch not only breaks a huge piece off the corridor wall, but the piece also spins into the wall behind it, causing that to break etc.)
Nami: "uh......nice....." (thinking:) "no! no! musn't imagine that on my-"
Luffy: "come on!" (pulls her through until they get outside, only to find a helicopter)

(spotlight shines down on them)

Pilot: "attention criminals! becuase of your strange powers, you have been identified as not of this world. however, your hostility gives us no choice but to destroy you right here!"
Nami: "WHAAAAAT!!!!! oh you can just kiss my-"
Luffy: "Nami, enough! i'll deal with this guy. you go back in time to the ship!"
Nami: ".......ok!"

(she disappears after quickly hitting in their own year numbers)

Pilot: "damn! they're trying to beam back to the mothership! fire the bazooka!"

(a rocket shoots out of a passenger's bazooka)

Luffy: "you call that a bazooka shot? some arrow shaped bomb? THIS is a real bazooka!"

(Luffy extends both arms backwards, then lets them wham forward into the rocket, just as it explodes)

Pilot: "heh-heh-heh! it'll be raining alien for days....... WHAT?!!"

(Luffy is standing there smiling, with smoking arms out forward)

Pilot: "you must have angled it wrong! fire again! Double Shot!!!"

(Luffy hops upward with one foot on each incoming rocket until he is right above the chopper)
Luffy: "Gomu Gomu No......" (stretches his foot upward) "axe!!!"

(Luffy's attack breaks the copter in half but upon landing, he notices he is in pain)

Luffy: "aah! my leg!!!" (looks down and sees cuts all over his leg, from the propeller)
"i guess i didn't think that one through!"
Sanji: "hey, Luffy!" (running up)
Luffy: "Sanji! what are you doing here?!"
Sanji: "i got sick of waiting for you and Nami to come back so i came looking for you both!"
Luffy: (staring at Sanji) "you seem a little happier than usual, what have you been up to?"
Sanji: "well, Luffy my boy, i discovered two wonderful and magical things about the future! Chocolate & STRIP CLUBS!!! come on, allow me to show you personally..."

(he leads Luffy into a place called 'lara and her strip parlour', Sanji is not seen for another 2 hours and after discovering thorntons, Luffy is not seen for the rest of the day)


end of fanfic. there, they got a taste of the future we live in lol

[Ace]

HAHA pretty good.