The laws of Hentai, exactly how that sounds

[arcade_hitman]

Came up with idea quite some time ago and decided I'd try doing it myself. Now I thought why not let other people contribute along with me.

Here's an quick example to start off with:

The law of eternal youth:
No matter how young a person looks, no matter how old they say s/he is, and no matter what his/her grade is, s/he is always 18. Even if the person is still wearing diapers and can only count to three, 18 I tell you!

I'm trying to get this to be like the laws of anime.

[Dodger]

The vagigi is a physical enigma, able to bend limitlessly in all directions.

[arcade_hitman]

Theory of Black Holes:
The vagina also contains a portal leading to another dimension and will swallow up almost anything and everything. If the object is too long it will exit out the portal in the back of the throat.

Law of endless seed:
The amount of cum after ejaculation is ten times more than humanly possible and will either overflow or cover the victim from head to foot in a white translucent goo.

Law of time altering orgasms:
At the time of climax animation is reduced to as little as %20 normality. Although movement has become slower, sound still continues at normal rate thus making the orgasm longer.

[arcade_hitman]

The laws of pairing:
school girl = tentacles

Someone help me come up with more pairings....I'm pretty sure there are more