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Inquisitor Von Hyke	Posted: Nov 4 2009, 07:33 PM
Private Group: Squaddie Posts: 40 Member No.: 2,988 Joined: 3-November 09	Hi all, I'm new on board to this boot camp. Have been a casual gamer for 3 years now. Played SM, Orks and IG. Hoping to...um...be "inspired" by the CO&NCOs. And NO I haven't signed Garak's organ donating form.., and YES I'm outside the range of Anarnaxe's BFG of awesomeness..., and hopefully Sigma will remeber the charge he gave me before my excution... btw any senior members looking for a maniac for a bombing run over a heavily fortified ork rok?

Sigma	Posted: Nov 4 2009, 07:43 PM
Instructing Officer Group: Lord Generals Posts: 1,810 Member No.: 307 Joined: 26-July 05	Hope is the first step down the slippery slide of disappointment. Everyone, five minutes to conduct Induction and Last Rites on the poor guy. And rob him blind. I'm turning around... now.

Anarnaxe	Posted: Nov 4 2009, 07:44 PM
Corporal Group: Squaddie Posts: 67 Member No.: 2,752 Joined: 29-April 09	My rifle is like the will of the Emperor. No one, from a lowly heretic to an Inquistor (which I highly doubt you are!) escapes! <Aims and hits the heretic in the leg> Everyone.....he's all yours! Welcome to the forum..... Be sure not to get blood on the uniform. Jimmy & Fluffy don't like getting fabric caught in their teeth. Wait.....<runs up, grabs the new guy's wallet and runs away>......Come on lads... drinks are on him!!! This post has been edited by Anarnaxe on Nov 4 2009, 07:45 PM

Inquisitor Von Hyke

Posted: Nov 4 2009, 08:43 PM

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QUOTE (Sigma @ Nov 4 2009, 07:43 PM)

Hope is the first step down the slippery slide of disappointment. Everyone, five minutes to conduct Induction and Last Rites on the poor guy. And rob him blind. I'm turning around... now.

Lol, I knew I've came to the right place! You sirs are quite something!

Firenze

Posted: Nov 4 2009, 10:52 PM

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QUOTE (Inquisitor Von Hyke @ Nov 4 2009, 08:43 PM)

QUOTE (Sigma @ Nov 4 2009, 07:43 PM)

Hope is the first step down the slippery slide of disappointment. Everyone, five minutes to conduct Induction and Last Rites on the poor guy. And rob him blind. I'm turning around... now.

Lol, I knew I've came to the right place! You sirs are quite something!

You have no idea mate. [Throws him into Fluffy's pit after the looting]

Anarnaxe	Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:07 AM
Corporal Group: Squaddie Posts: 67 Member No.: 2,752 Joined: 29-April 09	Fluffy's got a arm stuck in its teeth...... I ain't going to clear it! In other news, everyone to the Saloon, drinks are on the new guy!

Major Sharpe	Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:56 AM
Lieutenant Colonel Group: Lord Generals Posts: 1,919 Member No.: 295 Joined: 11-July 05	At least he wasn't inducted under a sense of disallusionment...

Anarnaxe

Posted: Nov 5 2009, 02:36 AM

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QUOTE (Major Sharpe @ Nov 5 2009, 01:56 AM)

At least he wasn't inducted under a sense of disallusionment...

Awwww, but its so much fun betting on when their spirit breaks!

Garak

Posted: Nov 5 2009, 10:28 AM

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QUOTE

And NO I haven't signed Garak's organ donating form..,

Ha! I don't really need your signature. Besides I was using the organs from the last recruit to feed Fluffy anyway.

Captain Mike	Posted: Nov 5 2009, 08:04 PM
Captain Group: Squaddie Posts: 636 Member No.: 2,369 Joined: 14-November 08	At Boot Camp, the wise guy falls hardest. Keep your head down, your wits sharp and your rifle loaded. And keep one eye on sigma, one eye on Torq, one eye of the enemy and one eye on your wallet. Welcome, then. I'm captain Mike, all round good guy of the forum. As in the guy who throws you to Fluffy only i you touch my stuffz!

Anarnaxe

Posted: Nov 5 2009, 08:15 PM

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QUOTE (Captain Mike @ Nov 5 2009, 08:04 PM)

And keep one eye on sigma, one eye on Torq, one eye of the enemy and one eye on your wallet.

Wait..... 4 eyes..... It'll come to me
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MUTANT!!!! SOMEONE GET THE FLAMER!!!!

Oh yeah, and mike......His wallet is gone.

This post has been edited by Anarnaxe on Nov 5 2009, 08:16 PM

Ratling Joe	Posted: Nov 5 2009, 08:26 PM
Lieutenant Group: Squaddie Posts: 355 Member No.: 1,738 Joined: 8-January 08	Well, not only have we got his wallet, I've nabbed his armour and weapons. Just in case. Im hoping if I collect enough layers of cardboard, it may be thick enough to be useful. No need for a flamer, just shoot him! Apart from that, hello Hyke. Welcome, and all that jazz. This post has been edited by Ratling Joe on Nov 5 2009, 08:27 PM

Captain Mike	Posted: Nov 5 2009, 09:02 PM
Captain Group: Squaddie Posts: 636 Member No.: 2,369 Joined: 14-November 08	Mutant? Well, so long as he stays of my stuff. And Betty. Stay. The. Fug. Off. BETTY!

Garak	Posted: Nov 5 2009, 09:07 PM
Lieutenant Group: Squaddie Posts: 367 Member No.: 1,464 Joined: 5-September 07	Betty? I don't want to know. Also the guys wallet was empty. turns to Fluffy and throws it a pair of lungs Here you go boy.

LoneSniperSG

Posted: Nov 5 2009, 09:08 PM

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QUOTE (Captain Mike @ Nov 5 2009, 09:02 PM)

Mutant?

Well, so long as he stays of my stuff. And Betty.

Stay. The. Fug. Off. BETTY!

Oh geeze. There he goes, on and on about Betty again.

I don't care what he does, so long as he stays out of my tent and doesn't touch my sniper rifle.

This post has been edited by LoneSniperSG on Nov 5 2009, 09:09 PM

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