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Title: The Saints


Lynch - December 8, 2010 10:46 PM (GMT)
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Are you burdened with violent, self-righteous indignation and an over-inflated ego? Have visions of helping Malton by filling people full o' holes? Would you look remarkably sexay in a halo? Yes, yes and yes? Well, clearly, you are just the sort of morally questionable character we want to get to know better!

And, as providence would have it, The Saints are now accepting applicants for beatification! (That means Sainthood! Oh, we know what you were thinking...but meh, we don't care! What you do in the privacy of your own safe house is your business.)*

Sooooo, what's in it for you to join us as we travel Malton bringing Justice™ to the city’s most nefarious player killers?

Well, we could regale you with stories of the Sacramental Wine, the cake (not a lie) AND pie (homemade!) or the 7 Minutes in Heaven with some of Malton's loveliest angels but... But… Uhhh…*lost in reverie briefly before snapping alert* We won't! Instead, The Saints will offer you a home of your own making.

You like coordinated precision strikes? Us too!

You wanna do your own thing in your own time wherever you damn well feel like it? That's okay by us, Chief!

Need your bounty hunting career nurtured by a mentoring partnership? We can arrange that! We are blessed to have a large pool of veteran bounty hunters who can show you the ropes (and the whips and chains if you're into that sort of thing.)*

What’s that? You say you have a little bounty yourself? Tut, tut, friend, but who among us is without sin? *glances around quickly* We should be able work something out.

(rapid announcer's voice reading the fine print) Prospective Saints will be required to demonstrate a certain degree of skill and charm before being granted full Sainthood and unlimited rights to distribute The Saints particular brand of Justice™

* The Saints are an EOE

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Various elements originally created by Crotch of Tamerlane, Ciscokitty and Cameron Vale.

Erica Rackham - October 15, 2011 03:07 PM (GMT)
The Saints are pleased to announce the Canonization of 1 1 11. May this declaration lead to the Redemption of many Sinners.

Please join me in prayer.

Graciously hear us, Lord.

From all evil, Good Lord, deliver us.

From sudden and unrepentant death, Good Lord, deliver us.

From the crafts and assaults of the devil, Good Lord, deliver us.

From anger, and hatred, and all uncharitableness, Good Lord, deliver us.

Amen.


Welcome, 1 1 11!

Josh Clark - October 17, 2011 05:05 PM (GMT)
Congrats 1 1 11 on joining the Saints! :rock:

Asto_Vidatu - February 27, 2013 04:00 PM (GMT)
Goodday good sir!
I like to join The Saint!

Raven Corvus - March 2, 2013 05:21 PM (GMT)
Hi Asto,

I don't think the Saints are very active right now. But I did send a PM to two of them who I know are still occasionally hunting. Hopefully they will reply.

Raven

1 1 11 - March 10, 2013 06:38 PM (GMT)
Yes it is sadly true that The Saints have not been very active.
PM me and my partner and I will coordinate with you Asto.
(Special thanks to Raven for passing the message along.)


AidenFury - March 23, 2013 04:50 AM (GMT)
I'm glad to see somebody is carrying on the name and here I had just gotten all existential on the old forum.

1 1 11 if you need more access to The Saints' forum for updates, etc. let me know and I can boost your privs as need be.




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