Are you burdened with violent, self-righteous indignation and an over-inflated ego? Have visions of helping Malton by filling people full o' holes? Would you look remarkably sexay in a halo? Yes, yes and yes? Well, clearly, you are just the sort of morally questionable character we want to get to know better!
And, as providence would have it, The Saints
are now accepting applicants for beatification! (That means Sainthood! Oh, we know what you were thinking...but meh, we don't care! What you do in the privacy of your own safe house is your business.)*
Sooooo, what's in it for you to join us as we travel Malton bringing Justice™ to the city’s most nefarious player killers?
Well, we could regale you with stories of the Sacramental Wine, the cake (not a lie) AND pie (homemade!) or the 7 Minutes in Heaven with some of Malton's loveliest angels but... But… Uhhh…*lost in reverie briefly before snapping alert*
We won't! Instead, The Saints
will offer you a home of your own making.
You like coordinated precision strikes? Us too!
You wanna do your own thing in your own time wherever you damn well feel like it? That's okay by us, Chief!
Need your bounty hunting career nurtured by a mentoring partnership? We can arrange that! We are blessed to have a large pool of veteran bounty hunters who can show you the ropes (and the whips and chains if you're into that sort of thing.)*
What’s that? You say you have a little bounty yourself? Tut, tut, friend, but who among us is without sin? *glances around quickly*
We should be able work something out. (rapid announcer's voice reading the fine print)
Prospective Saints will be required to demonstrate a certain degree of skill and charm before being granted full Sainthood and unlimited rights to distribute The Saints
particular brand of Justice™
* The Saints
are an EOE Various elements originally created by Crotch of Tamerlane, Ciscokitty and Cameron Vale.