Alright, I'm bored. And to cure that boredom I'm gonna have some fun with this little thing:

http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Yeah, yeah. We all know how this thing works from Middle School. It takes the letters from our names and calculates how much they love each other. Let's just get started, shall we?

Let's start off with someone easy: MechaV. We all know his common catchphrase "I hate you all.". Well, let's just see how he really feels about all of us:



AH HA! YOU LIE! You love us! Well don't worry, Mecha! We won't hold it against you!

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Next up, Forever Zero. Let's see how he really feels about those kids on his lawn, eh?



Hmm... to be completely honest that's a little more than I thought it would be. Oh well. Go back to yelling at those kids, FZ!

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Now we'll go with the forumite with the biggest postcount of us all! Mordain! Some of you may not know (actually, I'll have to admit that *I* don't really know all the details, damn me for going on a hiatus for so long) that Mordy has been associated with flamethrowers for a while. Let's see how that works out...



O.O Wow...such...such burning passion! *roasted*

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Anyway! Next up is two of our forumites that actually ARE going out! Nefidean and Luppy! Go Doctor Love GO!



Heh. Not bad. Not bad at all. Now let's try another couple, Belle and Vort!



...I'm going to die for this, aren't I? Oh come on! It's just a stupid website! You don't have to...AHHHH!!!

...

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<.< Moving on...

This time, I'm just gonna pull two random forumite's names out of a hat and see what we get. Because of the boy/girl ratio this will probably turn out to be very, very gay. Oh well. First name...

Mordain!

Well, at least we avoided the gay. Next up...

...Knight!

To be honest, I don't think Knight can beat Flamethrowers. :P



Oh man, not even CLOSE! :P

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Now, we'll go with one of our newcomers, Elite Agent. We all know that he's a Kirby fanboy (nothing wrong with that, we're all fanboys of something). So let's see what Dr. Love says about it!



Not even fifty percent? What kind of Kirby fanboy are you? :P Okay, let's see how our other Kirby fanboy fares, Iyestorm!



Well, damn. You did worse! Guess Kirby doesn't get as much love as we thought! :P Let's try another fanboyism then, Cran and Roxas!



HAW!

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Now, we'll go with a fanboyism that's sure to not fail. Me and Rydia! :^_^:



...

...

You know what? Fuck you, Doctor Love. Fuck you.

*kicks Dr. Love in the face*

...Oh, look! Doctor Love seems to be out of commission just as I hit the image limit! I'll have to do more some other time! It'll probably be just pulling names out of a hat, unless I can think of something else that would be funny. Later.

Algy, you made me lol.

*gives you a cookie*

Sorry Alg, but Megaman has always been my first...

but your calcutator is obviously broken

and you should totally pair people up with Mato and her bewbies

*shot?*

I'll keep that in mind.

I remember this thing. It was a liar then and it's a liar now!

.....*kills EA*

Nobody steps onto the Mega Man Series fanboy turf unless I say so!

:P

Well, I guess DarkHawk and Zero are up next.

Who would be paired with MFD, I wonder.

*resurrects self*

Sorry DH, MM3 was the second game I ever played (the first being Super Mario). Instantly fell for Megs and Protoman, you'll just have to deal :P
*vanish*

... My Special Ladyfriend ©.

So there.

MM was one of my first games. I've been a fan since than.

Once again.

My turf.

*kills EA again*

Lara croft?

*Shot*

Oh hey, guys!

With this in mind, we're sure to get more sensible results!



...

Fuck you, Dr. Love.

That sounds like a challenge! And seeing as the nature of this thread, there's only one way to do this challenge!

MORTAL...uhh...

MORTAL LOVE MAKING!

*shot straight to Hell*

Anyway... let's let Dr. Love decide this!

First, EA and Megaman!



Next, DH and Megaman!



...Sorry DH, but EA wins this round. :P

<.<

>.>



=D

*runs away*

Also...



Might wanna work on that relationship with your ladyfriend, MFD. :P

Meh. That's better than with our actual names.

Try this one, goofball.

ok Yay about Megaman...
...but i'm really not into DH like that so *kills ALgy multiple times*

Boobs on the other hand...

Now try Megaman Series Algy :P

*dropkicks him*

I've already done about 15 of these, and I'm about to start drawing names from a hat.

You do it, it'll probably be more satisfying in the end. :P

...Mine was a bit funnier. Though I preferred the one where I typoed.

Cran Randomness Rightia <3 Roxa Awesome Thirteen
_____________________69%

:P

*revs up flamethrower*

*sets Algasir on fire*

<3

Yeah. Oddly enough, you can sometimes get better percentages by randomly typoing one of the games. I accidentally added an extra e to Nefi's name when doing Luppy and Nefi and ended up with a high 90s percentage.

EDIT: Yeah, I set myself up for that. Hard. >.>

Algasir [Last Name] <3 Rydia McSummoner
_______________81 %

:P

Too lazy to print Screen.

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?nam...Mega+Man+Series

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?nam...Mega+Man+Series

HA!

Same

Obviously I hate myself
Also EA
Ask and ye shall receive

Oh yeah and this one

This too :T_T:

Intresting results
VERY intresting

Nefidean requested this one

I was gonna do that one, but the image limit screwed me over in the end.

Also with real names it came out 91% with Nefi and I.

Same as when I completely and utterly typoed Nefi's name.

yeah that ruins the pronounciation of it which until I met her in real life I didn't know I was doing wrong.

Ah. Also...

I can do better. :P

Apparently, I love Mato's boobs more than she does...

Horse hockey!

This one should be higher.

I demand a recount!

Lets
Just
see
about
That?

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?nam...e&name2=Lorelai

Mean.

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?nam...ana&name2=Green

Yeah, this thing is broken.

99%
do you?

Pretty accurate.

Should be noted, that cheesecake gets a 54%. <.<