Title: Insult Haiku
Description: Have at it!
Ou des - October 7, 2004 02:54 AM (GMT)
It's late I'm bore, so here we are. 5 syllables in the first line 7 in the next and 5 in the last. 17 syllables of pulse pounding action!
Beyond all measure
Spam fills the forum like air,
it Melts our brains.
PS: Or if anyone wants to try another kind of poetry feel free.
Haikus only :twisted: ~ Knight
Darkmyst - October 7, 2004 03:42 AM (GMT)
Rather pointless thread,
Empty now, but soon to be
full of dull poems.
Ou des - October 7, 2004 03:52 AM (GMT)
Skull headed newbie
Has a reaper fixation
Oo so badassed
Alan Bates - October 7, 2004 03:58 AM (GMT)
I think this idea sucks
rather difficult and to hard
someone make it die
Carmichael Micaalus - October 7, 2004 03:59 AM (GMT)
That fucking Nero
Crashed my weak assed computer
I hate you, Nero.
No really, I do.
Rook - October 7, 2004 04:07 AM (GMT)
Idiotic thread
Needs to die a painful death
Where did the mod go?
Forever Zero - October 7, 2004 04:10 AM (GMT)
I don't like poetry...
Knight should be along to close this sometime in the next millenia when he gets some free time...
MFD - October 7, 2004 04:15 AM (GMT)
Buried in the spam
This thread shall forever be.
Poor Knight won't find it.
Knight - October 7, 2004 04:23 AM (GMT)
This thread needs to die
It has lasted far to long
That's what I'm here for.
Knight - February 6, 2005 12:42 PM (GMT)
This thread needs some love
Languished far to long it has
Why did I trash it?
<_<
Grandmaster Jogurt - February 6, 2005 12:44 PM (GMT)
Because you weren't insane back then.
Now you apparently are.
Don't look at me; I can't count...
Just Jon - February 6, 2005 12:55 PM (GMT)
Happy we are now
That Knight has come down crazy
Let the fun begin!
Grandmaster Jogurt - February 6, 2005 12:56 PM (GMT)
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two three f-aw crap...
Just Jon - February 6, 2005 12:59 PM (GMT)
GJ hopes for fame
Bowser will come save his day
But then waes from dream
ShadowWarriorLuke - February 6, 2005 01:04 PM (GMT)
I'm a C-SNES fan,
Heccubus is a moron,
M-M-Os suck ass
Just Jon - February 6, 2005 01:05 PM (GMT)
Luke comes from England
But it's not really his fault
His teeth are still good!
Carmichael Micaalus - February 6, 2005 08:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Knight @ Feb 6 2005, 04:42 AM) |
This thread needs some love
Languished far to long it has
Why did I trash it?
<_< |
Because you hatin'
On this thread, wait what are you-
Oh God, not the face!
MFD - February 6, 2005 08:20 PM (GMT)
Car got his ass kicked.
By our admin Knight, no less.
O, such tyranny!
Ou des - February 6, 2005 08:42 PM (GMT)
Knight has gone loco,
a sign of the apocalypse?
Not really, but frightning.
MFD - February 6, 2005 08:49 PM (GMT)
Oh, too bad, Ou Des,
Off on the syllable count.
It's five, seven, five.
Drekal - February 6, 2005 08:56 PM (GMT)
This is my first haiku
It's really not that easy
For a first timer.
Forever Zero - February 6, 2005 09:00 PM (GMT)
I still don't like poetry. Or this thread.
MFD - February 6, 2005 09:15 PM (GMT)
Forever Zero,
That must really suck for you,
That Knight found this thread.
Big McStrongmuscle - February 6, 2005 09:58 PM (GMT)
It was a nifty
idea, though the haiku
burns poor FZ's soul.
Cyrus - February 6, 2005 10:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Knight @ Feb 6 2005, 04:42 AM) |
This thread needs some love
Languished far to long it has
Why did I trash it?
<_< |
Why did you trash it?
Perhaps it was peer pressure.
Perhaps a bad mood.
mordain - February 6, 2005 10:32 PM (GMT)
Grumpy like FZ
Trashed it in anger, but you
Regretted it now.
Pinku - February 6, 2005 10:45 PM (GMT)
I have a question
Does Pinku rhymes with Haiku
Probably not, poop
Cyrus - February 6, 2005 10:53 PM (GMT)
Pinku is een-koo.
Haiku, instead, is eye-koo.
So no, you do suck. :P
Pinku - February 6, 2005 10:55 PM (GMT)
Yep, you're right, Cyrus
Poop that was really stupid
Better try again.
Grandmaster Jogurt - February 6, 2005 10:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Forever Zero @ Feb 6 2005, 02:00 PM) |
| I still don't like poetry. Or this thread. |
To arms, my brother!
Together, we burn this thread!
Hey, look! I did it!
Ou des - February 6, 2005 10:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Forever Zero @ Feb 6 2005, 05:00 PM) |
| I still don't like poetry. Or this thread. |
Before it's time
sent to the void, but its back.
Suck that you furry :P And your little GJ too!
Cran - February 6, 2005 11:10 PM (GMT)
I like creating
Haikus every now and then.
...I forgot humor...*cries*
mordain - February 6, 2005 11:11 PM (GMT)
I don't think that this
Is very insulting haiku
Anymore. Good.
Pinku - February 6, 2005 11:12 PM (GMT)
Want a crude haiku?
Damn, crap, blows, flick, freaking hump
I just killed myself.
Cyrus - February 6, 2005 11:18 PM (GMT)
GJ is too mean.
Why does he/she hate these threads?
He/she should be nice.
Not too insulting, but blargidy, I'm not too insulting.
Cran - February 6, 2005 11:31 PM (GMT)
Why must we insult?
Can't we all just get along?
*is killed with bullets*
mordain - February 6, 2005 11:34 PM (GMT)
Bullets on fire
Tend to be shot whenever
FZ is really pissed.
Drekal - February 6, 2005 11:38 PM (GMT)
To piss off FZ
Is really quite a simple task
If you think about it.
mordain - February 6, 2005 11:38 PM (GMT)
Indeed it is, yes
He's a crotchety old cat
Even though he's young...
OmegaX - February 6, 2005 11:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Carmichael Micaalus @ Oct 6 2004, 11:59 PM) |
That fucking Nero
Crashed my weak assed computer
I hate you, Nero.
No really, I do. |
(I know this is old, but....)
Nero crashed your comp?
Nero's been quite good for me.
Blame your comp instead.
