Title: Ways to get fired from a Wal-Mart greeter job
Description: Greeters say the darndest things.
MeltyMinion - June 12, 2009 04:55 AM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-Mart! Will you bear my child?
Welcome to Wal-Mart! I'm a registered sex offender!
Welcome to Wal-Mart! We'll own you eventually.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! I'd avoid the guy with the pitchfork if I were you.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! I'm high right now.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! I don't actually work here.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! Can I go home with you?
LuppyLuptonium - June 13, 2009 01:07 AM (GMT)
Welcome to wallmart, prepare to die!
Zap Rowsdower - June 13, 2009 01:16 AM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-mart. Take off your clothes.
Welcome to Wal-Mart. Fuck you.
Welcome to Wal-Mart. Would you mind terribly if I urinated on your leg?
Blackdeathdraco - June 13, 2009 01:32 AM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-mart, its your turn to be the greeter now!
mordain - June 13, 2009 01:33 AM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-Mart! Please leave all souls, consciences, and sympathies at the door.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! Someone please kill me.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! Did you know that Wal-Mart backwards is Tram Law?
Zap Rowsdower - June 13, 2009 01:36 AM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-Mart! You have nice tits.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! You look nice. I kill nice people.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! You look delicious. *take out knife and fork from pockets*
Welcome to Wal-Mart. Enjoy the low prices, and good luck forgetting about the inhuman Chinese child labor that brought them to you!
Grandmaster Jogurt - June 13, 2009 03:06 AM (GMT)
ryu planeswalker - June 13, 2009 03:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (MeltyMinion @ Jun 12 2009, 12:55 AM) |
| Welcome to Wal-Mart! I'm high right now. |
This wouldn't get you fired, just transferred to the Electronics Department.
MeltyMinion - June 21, 2009 06:21 AM (GMT)
Lol 69 views.
Welcome to Wal-Mart! You look like you haven't had sex in ages!
Welcome to Wal-Mart! You should get one of those massagers. I have one in my pants right now!
Nefidean - June 21, 2009 07:57 AM (GMT)
Hi Welcome to Walmart, I'm related to him **points at Melty**
Arc - July 12, 2009 09:08 PM (GMT)
"Hi Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out" *sued*
Have a nice day...(someone had to say it)
Nifar - July 13, 2009 01:29 AM (GMT)
"Hi, welcome to Home Depot."
Alan Bates - July 29, 2009 02:37 AM (GMT)
Hi Welcome to Walmart, asshole.
Hi Welcome to Walmart the number 1 shopping choice for pedophiles everywhere!
Hi Welcome to ... oh shit. What's the name of this place again?
... what? Aren't you going to welcome me to Walmart? What the hell kinda greeter are you anyway?
Hi Welcome to Walmart. If there's anything I can do for you naked, please let me know.
Hi Welcome to Walmart. I'll give you five bucks for that kid.
Hi Welcome to Walmart. The Human Sacrifice starts in ten minutes.
neobullseye - April 14, 2010 12:40 PM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-mart! If i were you, i would go to the store across the street where they don't sell crap like here, but it's your choice...
Welcome to Wal-Mart! In Wal-Mart Russia, people buy you!
Zero Spectrem - April 15, 2010 11:59 PM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-Mart! Our special today is the Chinese sweat shop laborers that even we couldn't afford.
Korasy - June 26, 2010 07:01 PM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-mart , I kill baby seals for their leather.
Kow - June 27, 2010 04:30 AM (GMT)
Welcome to Wal-mart, may I drown in your splooge?
