Thus, the end of an era arrives. Time to see if we can break the old record! It'll only take another seven years!

*Sniff* Goodbye old Sink. I propose an internet viking funeral.

RIP Sink 1
Oct. 6, 2004 - Feb. 19, 2011

You could have came up with a better title than that!... Well, maybe not you but I'm sure somebody could have.

It should be "Kitchen Sink 2: The Sinkening" or "Sink Harder".

I don't think we'll be able to find a boat big enough.

*insert some kind of depressing music here*

So what happens if the old Sink fixes itself somehow?

Can we still set things on fire?

No.

And by no I mean yes.

Nothing since we won't know if it does.

Double-tap.

/nod

Man, that thread had been on this forum for longer than me. It was old! Natural causes. If anything on this forum is natural, anyway.

It will build itself a robot body, come back, and kill us all.

...better question, could anyone STOP you?

2004. Man. I have nephews and cousins younger then that.

Can we at least get a garbage disposal for this sink?

Damned apocalypses and their killing so many people...

I don't think it can.

I think in this instance, it's not the forum breaking. I think we hit the max post count. We have exactly two to the SIXTEEN posts in there (including the opening post). That it hits an exponent of two at that high of a number can't be a coincidence.

My god... two the the fucking sixteenth power.


(also, I would have called it Kitchen Sink 2: Just When You Thought it was Safe to Turn Back on the Water)

2¹⁶, even. :P

I still blame Melty for this.

There are a few posts in there that aren't visible (and I don't know if they're showing up on the number of replies) except when someone makes a new post.

edit: Theory proven! The number of replies listed doesn't go up, although you can still make posts (it's just nearly impossible to see them).

FZ isn't around. We could blame him.


...




Now if he WAS around, we could blame him AND beat him up for it!

Rest in peace, Sink 1.

You, who had enough spam in you to cure world hunger.

And then causing it again after it gives everyone who ate it the shits.

Ah, but the posts ARE visible. I saw your post by clicking on the "view latest post" button (or whatever that's called). But the number of replies doesn't go up. And there's no page # of the topic selected at the bottom. I still contend that we broke the number barrier.

...christ

I edited Cyrus' post by accident


I'm a fucking moron

My reply:

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You could see it by clicking on that button because I made a new post to test the theory. :P

Trying it again doesn't work for me. Clicking "Last post by" just gives me the 'official' last post.

I'd propose moving the old sink to The Archives, but it may break the forum or anyone's computer that tried.

Ah, but...

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Captain_SNES/in...c=1335&st=65540

edit: (in response to mordy)

Sure, but you can't get that except by manipulating the URL directly. :P

I still maintain that the Sink was a successful experiment.

I still contend that the boogeyman or boogeymen did it.

there, you sycophants, the title changed some!

Also, Alan was the last real post. Thus, HE IS THE KILLER!

And what worse boogeyman... than math? DUN DUN DUN.

edit: This has led me to one inescapable conclusion: I need to get to 2^16+1 posts. I must defeat the sink.

This thread should be renamed "The Shiny New Kitchen Sink" with the subtitle, "Because we clogged the old one"

We need a plumber to fix the sink! Quick get Magus!

What happens if you merge the old sink with this new one?

Like a ... post count graft or something.

If anyone can do it, it's you.

The internet browser and/or computer of the person trying crashes. :P

Ask someone to make you a mod and try it. :P

It would still be broken? :P

And probably also what Algasir said as well. I wouldn't even want to try putting the Sink in the dumpster or something.

I think breaking your computer is worth mod-dom. Someone volunteer.

It's really not. *glares at the piece of crashing junk*

I think my browser would break before my computer, personally.

If I'm successful, do I get to stay a mod? :P

*banned*

Aww...

"Clogged" the old one? It was filled with a pile of SPAM so tall we had to saw a hole through the floor of the room above the kitchen to accommodate it.

I would volunteer, but I think we should get a couple thousand pages on this baby first before we try merging.

...'the floor of the room above the kitchen'...?

Dude, we were catching high-orbit satellites on that thing.