This is sort of a place where things that normally can't happen in RP, or won't happen in RP, can happen, using Serious RP characters (Past and Present). You can either use this as a spot for Humerous events that wouldn't happen seriously, but would still be funny as hell, or as a place for serious RP matchups that can't happen anymore, or just wouldn't happen normally. Think of it as a cross between a Fight Thread and an Omake Thread.

Ok then, might as well make as much use out of this as possible.

And i can't think of anything to spoof.. wonderful...

Dunc looked around the room at the resistance members he was about to brief. "Well, from what Micaalus tells me, Immolation has left in a mindless rage before receiving the information I spent so much time looking for. That's fucking wonderful."

'Ok here's a basic operation explanation for a computer... the rectangle shaped thing in the middle with the letter's, numbers and symbols on it is the key board.'

'Ok...'

'The semi see threw object to the right of the keyboard is called the mouse, take note that the mouse has two buttons on it.'

'A mouse? i thought mice were rodents on this planet?'

'....ugh... this is going to be a long day....'

*20 minutes later*

'So this 'search engine' know as 'google' is the most powerful one on the planet, correct?'

'Yes, yes it is...'

'And you can find pretty muchly anything on it that relates to almost everything related to this internet, correct?'

'Precisely, your getting the hang of this.'

*Ergos searches for genesis project, getting various junk websites, other search engines, etc.*

'I thought you said that find almost everything with this google?'

'.....*face smack*...'

*40 minutes after that*

'Ok i've gotten the hang of the keyboard, the mouse and how to use the programs on this 'windows' and heaven knows what else, do i really need to kno-'

*Accidentally mashes keyboard buttons, hitting control, alt and delete.*

'-w anything else about this accursed thing?'

'Ergos give me control over my body really quick so i can fix your mistake, please.'

'Hey! We agreed that i would have control for a while so you explain what to do about this.... this...'

'Blue screen of death, AKA BSOD.'

'BSOD thingie, whatever, how do i fix this?.'

'Hit any key and pray.'

'I don't belive in any diety's.'

'It's just a saying...'

'Highly degrading one...'

"Hey 'Azul', Would you please tell your sword to shut up? He's giving me a headache."

But... you can't hear me!

Meany!
~//~
"Hey, Jon! I think this chick might be working for FZ... she's just his type!"

That's why I put it here. :P

And I can laugh at that joke. FZ's the one who might kill you. :^_^:

Wouldn't be the first time!
~//~
FZ was in purgatory, when a familiar voice rang out, "So, what brings you here?"
He turned around to see his old ally, the thief MFD. "I went up in a giant explosion of magic energies."
"Damn, man. You're such a copycat."

You know, by one going theory, I'm bantering with myself right now. ^^
~//~

Jon/Blue: You will not stop me. Family comes before all, I will exploit them no matter what you do.
...
Protect. I said protect. Crap, what'd I say?

*Has various random people following him.
"So why do they call it the field of the lost?"

Well, you see, the entire place is an illusion controlled by the memory of whosoever holds this sacred dagger. As a result, should the dagger leave, I'm rendered unconscious or whatever, anybody else in here would then be trapped in that illusion for the rest of their lives.

And for Gods sake....

*turns around. Everybody else is gone.

...Don't wander off. I lose more allies this way.

Chikara's now taking the way I type to throw suspicion on me.
---
Drek: So, guys? Oh, hey Car!
Car: Hey. What's up?
Drek: Dunc said he found some info on Blue. Said he'd like a general meeting. What's Immy doing?
Car: Fighting his former partner, an air elemental hybrid. Popcorn?
---
Meanwhile, down in the bar, the room shakes. Dunc's stout spills.
Dunc: Oh, you just made me angry.
*growls* You won't like me when I'm angry.

*Hulks out, climbs to the roof, and throws Immy and Tornado through the portal.*

Like arguing with myself doesn't dispel the same suspicion. :P
---
FZ: Jon, give up this madness... rejoin us once more.
Jon: No, I'll never join you! You killed my father!
FZ: No, Jon. I am your father.
---

Okay, so it's been done, but it deserved to be resurrected here.

:blink:


Well, that was...uh....Different.
Car, for the love of the Creator and all that he bestows life upon, give that man a free beer...

It's been responsible for the abuse of almost as many horse corpses as "FZ=teh furry!"

So I guess that makes GJ the Emperor.

I can see it :P

Psshaw. It showed up accidentally in one ancient RP and then maybe once or twice in that beast of an OOC thread. Orders of magnitude off of the furry jokes. :P

I'm pretty sure the CSNESF inbreeding is an old, old subject...

Perhaps not against Jon and FZ in particular, but variations are all over the past two forums.

I never noticed.

Oh, that. Meh. I just meant the FZ/Jon Darth Vader shtick.

*In the Afterlife*

RM: Have you got any... Eights?
Mordy: Go fish.
RM: Aww...
*There is a flash of light, and GJ and FZ show up, arguing*
FZ: This is all your fault, you know.
GJ: MY fault? YOU are the one that assaulted ME, misreable cur!
FZ: If we weren't already dead, I would...
RM: HEY! You, you betrayed me! And you, you killed me! What are you assholes doing here?!
GJ: ...
FZ: ... He did it!
GJ: Nuh uh!
FZ: Uh huh!
Mordy: Will all of you just shut up!
*Silence follows*
FZ: So, uh, what are you guys doing?
Mordy: Playing Go Fish. Want to join us?
RM: I will NOT-
*Mordy glares*
RM: ... Umm... Nothing...
*FZ and GJ shrug, and pull up two chairs to join in*
GJ: So, how long you think it'll be before someone else joins us?
FZ: Without me around, it may be a while...

Does it seem to anyone else that this has become a spam filled thread?

No.

You don't count Notty :P

*bites off Ou Des' head*

Anybody else think it's spam-filled? No? Good.

Gee, Ou... they're all posting about What If scenarios...

Like, for instance, what if a convention was held for everybody who has jumped on the split personality bandwagon...

Hey, can we call that the "insanity" bandwagon instead? I want to join something...

Oh, sure! The more the merrier. Now, do you take the red/blue pills, or the green/white?

And what's your straight-jacket size?

It'd be easier to have one for people without split personalities or people living in their heads...

*GJ sits alone in the room*

So you're saying there are no voices in your head, GJ? No wonder you need so many of yourself around. I can't really imagine how lonely it gets in there.

Just one personality here. Might be a little unstable... but there's only one of them. ^^

I've only got one...It's just broken.

*joins GJ*

I lost mine...

Hey none of my characters have had voices in their heads.

I only have one personality, and it's staying that way, damnit.

Yeah, but you still had them to begin with...

Edit: You still had voices, Z...

Once some more people die we can have a Living v dead battle. I hope I'm not the only one who likes that idea.

GJ, there's a difference between thinking in two voices and having two personalities.

Hell, I have inner dialogues all the time.

GJ, that was his inner doubt mixed with his conscience.

Unlike everyone on the two or more personalites bandwagon, FZ listens to his conscience.

And unlike everyone else, i'm going to be the first one to remove my additional personality without being killed.

You come in here with that bartender again and you will suffer....