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Felines are cool, How stupid is google?| Newb |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:27 PM
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 The Obfuscated One  Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05  |
A while back it was pointed out that invision uses some program to scan the conversations and post relevent ads.
So I thought, why don't we see what we can make show up in the ads box? post something absurd here, like mutant cows or something. go on, I dare you! -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:32 PM
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 Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows
...what the hell is an "Audi S4"? -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Newb |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:37 PM
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The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
it's a car, but what have cars to do with the mutant cows that devour my brain and regurgitate knowledge?
-------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:37 PM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
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My response to what the most common ad we get is: Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows ...that makes more sense. -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Newb |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:41 PM
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The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
yeah, the mutant cows are better.
mutant sex cows! -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| Robotech Master |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:44 PM
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 Councilor Group: Members Posts: 3,245 Member No.: 165 Joined: 15-March 05 |
It must just defult to the thing we shall not name when it dosn't pick up anything normal in our convo.
With that said... NOT WORK SAFE NOT WORK SAFE NOT WORK SAFE NOT WORK SAFE NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NOT WORK SAFE NOT SAFE FOR WORK NOT SAFE FOR WORK NSFW NSFW NSFW NOT WORK SAFE NOT WORK SAFE NOT WORK SAFE NSFW NSFW NOT WORK SAFE! -------------------- "Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!"
-Gary Gygax http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime Check out Red (White Meteos) and I's livestream! |
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:46 PM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
OMG, THAT NOT WORK SAFE! NSFW! NOT SAFE FOR WORK, EVEN!
-------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Newb |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:48 PM
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The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
OMG FREE SEX!
THE CRAZY! THE CRAZY! -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:50 PM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
I know I'm bored when I'm going along with this...
NEWB, GET SOME CLOTHES ON! ...what the hell is wrong with you people?  Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows Mutant cows -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Robotech Master |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 09:59 PM
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Councilor Group: Members Posts: 3,245 Member No.: 165 Joined: 15-March 05 |
This is odd... the google ads seem to have gone away, as if they knew we acctualy cared now...
EDIT: Of course, they come back after I post this. This post has been edited by Robotech Master on Sep 13 2005, 09:59 PM -------------------- "Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!"
-Gary Gygax http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime Check out Red (White Meteos) and I's livestream! |
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 10:22 PM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
Because they LOVE YOU, RTM.
*runs screaming* -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Knight |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 10:22 PM
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 Guru of Magic  Group: Admin Posts: 10,132 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-August 04 |
It has now given up ANY semblance of on-topicness and settled for advertising smileys...
-------------------- Bleep! Expletive deleted. Bleepity-bleep-bleep. Frak!
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| Forever Zero |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 10:39 PM
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 The REAL internet rage machine Group: Supermod Posts: 29,996 Member No.: 4 Joined: 29-August 04 |
I'm now getting "Get Fantastico Webserving".
... Okay... -------------------- "It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
- Philip K. Dick |
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 11:03 PM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
I'm getting the smileys too.
Damn you, google ads! I never get anything interesting! Come ON! We've got a picture of a naked guy sitting in a washing machine in the caption thread! Surely we deserve more than that! -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Newb |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 11:10 PM
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The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
Porn!
sex! free! I want on topic ads! -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| Newb |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 11:15 PM
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The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
why is fantastico webhosting back?
family guy futurama futurama futurama I like the show futurama because it is awesome stargate: sg1 stargate: sg1 -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| demener |
Posted: Sep 13 2005, 11:55 PM
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Sage Group: BANNED Posts: 8,710 Member No.: 69 Joined: 10-November 04 |
I'm not seeing an add right now.
 Oblivion, World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy, Forgotten Realms, Mutant Cows, Free. |
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| Knight |
Posted: Sep 14 2005, 12:09 AM
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Guru of Magic Group: Admin Posts: 10,132 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-August 04 |
Still smileys. I think it gave up the ghost a long time ago. On to the next page!
-------------------- Bleep! Expletive deleted. Bleepity-bleep-bleep. Frak!
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| mordain |
Posted: Sep 14 2005, 12:10 AM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
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-------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| Knight |
Posted: Sep 14 2005, 12:11 AM
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Guru of Magic Group: Admin Posts: 10,132 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-August 04 |
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-------------------- Bleep! Expletive deleted. Bleepity-bleep-bleep. Frak!
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