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The Open Letter thread, and Open Replies.| Red |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 11:10 AM
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Dear California.
Yes. its raining. hooray for you, ya pansies. you get one week of hard rain and you go running off crying? Pfft. Crybaby. It's been raining up here since October and you know what? We LIKE it. Your friend in the north. Washington State. PS. Raider suck. Hawks rule. This post has been edited by Red on Jan 4 2006, 11:11 AM |
     
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| Hawk |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 12:37 PM
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Dear Washington,
Read the above letter, but replace "California" with "Washington", "rain" with "snow", and "Washington State" with "Michigan". I go back to Washington this Saturday. Ya'll are CRAZY when you get a half inch of snow. --------------------  |
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| ryu planeswalker |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 04:24 PM
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Dear Square Enix
WWW.WHATTHEFUCK.COM you know what I am talking about you asspirates. --------------------
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| MikePB |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 04:35 PM
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... the hell?
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| mordain |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 04:37 PM
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 Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
I can only assume he found out about 12...
-------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| MikePB |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 04:47 PM
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Yeah... that WOULD do it, wouldn't it?
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| ryu planeswalker |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 04:52 PM
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Found out I Bought DQVIII the day it came out and played FFXII before I started DQ I had said something about it in the Games and Stuff Thread a while ago, but that was pretty much about SE in general.
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| Newb |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 06:05 PM
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 The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
THEY'RE IN SEARCH OF BOOTY! ... sorry, don't know what came over me. -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| ShadowWarriorLuke |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 06:15 PM
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Dear computer manufacturers,
MAKE A FUCKING MOTHERBOARD THAT DOESN'T BURN OUT AND CAUSE ME TO LOSE NEARLY ALL CONTACT WITH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND FOR OVER A MONTH! Yours, Luke -------------------- "If shower heads could talk, mine would say KSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
  "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil." - The Young Ones "... SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH. Squeak squeak. You take too fucking long to shower. Anyway, that's what my shower head would say... don't interrupt me." |
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| JayDee |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 07:03 PM
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Dear God,
I've been looking over the design specs for the human body, and I one thing to say. You're an idiot. I've found a number of major flaws, ranging from the design of the eye to the knee joints to the lack of a healing method for neurons. Not to mention aging. And that's if you're LUCKY. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GENETIC DEFECTS THERE ARE?!?! I MEAN, YOUR SON!!! And don't try to pawn this off on evolution. I know you're there. And really... calling it "Intelligent" design? My ass it is! Unless you mean it in the same way as "Military Intelligence". I've sent along an attachment with a full list of flaws and some suggested improvements. Some sample ones include: -Ability to sense lack of oxygen (stupid carbon monoxide poisoning) -A more accurate measure of actual caloric need -Build-in Diagnostic tools (for better assessment of problems) -Laser Heat Vision (for cooking marshmellows) Until you implement these changes and improve your product, I, the author of this comic, will recommend that my readers boycott your products, which according to my research include the bestselling book "The Bible", and Godsmack. A v 2.0 patch would acceptable as well, but don't rush it through production. Last thing we need is MORE glitches. Now get to work, bastard. Got my eye on you, JayDee |
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| Vortex |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 07:07 PM
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..... And again, JayDee proves why he's the greatest and wins the thread.
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| MikePB |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 07:23 PM
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Second'd...
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| The Librarian |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 08:03 PM
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 The Ape Formerly Known as MechaMage Group: Members Posts: 581 Member No.: 218 Joined: 26-June 05 |
Ooop...
(I want laser heat vision....) -------------------- Marvin: "I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."
Zem: "Er, five." Marvin: "Wrong. You see?" -Life, the Universe and Everything  |
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| MechaV |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 08:37 PM
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Don't we all...
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| mordain |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 08:51 PM
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Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04 |
/applaud
also, I would totally join that boycott.  -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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| ryu planeswalker |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 08:59 PM
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*bows to JD* I AM NOT WORTHY
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| Robotech Master |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 09:00 PM
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... we have to close the thread now, it'll never get this good again.
-------------------- "Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!"
-Gary Gygax http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime Check out Red (White Meteos) and I's livestream! |
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| neko-chan |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 09:38 PM
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I agree with Robotech. JayDee once again proves he is the master.
Anywho, Dear Giant/Martin's: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!! (I work at said store and it royally sucks) -------------------- After all the stops and starts,
We keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall. And after all that we've been through, It all comes down to me and you. I guess it's meant to be, Forever you and me, after all. ~Peter Cetera & Cher (After All - From Chances Are) RP Server (with Port number if needed): Advance Connection: 50.149.50.45:5080 Password: gamemasta |
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| Redheero |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 10:08 PM
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Aww was this a contest? I'm always late to the fun. anyways heres mine for the heck of it.
Dear sanity, I've been noticing that laltely you haven't been to work on time. I know you have family ussues and the such but lately I think you've just been getting lazy. The issues in politics and world affairs are quite over there due as to when things need to start settling down. As well when I get up in the morning I'm greated by five monkys bearing instead of my usualy seven cows with milk. The paper lately has been shouting at me to come read it only to switch its launguage to Romaning whilest I am reading funniest home pilgrams, and for some time the toilet has been singing to me intead of its normal greaing of the Chilies theme song. I don't mean to push the issue but if you maintain this poor work habit I will be forced to barbaque my own toe. Sincerly crazy, Redheero sa mish HA! |
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| Iyestorm |
Posted: Jan 4 2006, 10:16 PM
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 Sage Group: Members Posts: 8,436 Member No.: 191 Joined: 14-May 05 |
Dear anyone:
Help! I'm lost! It's dark! I'm scared! I've been forced to start eating my shoes out of hunger. I have no idea where I am, but it feels like a place devoid of all sanity and reason! The walls are making faces! I don't like it here! It's scary! I can't find the break room! A half-fire elemental and a tentacle monster keep trying to kill me! Help! Sincerely, Iyestorm PS: didn't we already have a thread like this? -------------------- Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!!
"Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. |
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