The ridiculous quote thread...

Okay, the title should explain this well enough. Just post a quote from somewhere, anywhere, that you find to be ridiculous, funny, etc. I'll get started...

"I for one LIVE in castlevania. Wait, or was it pennsylvania..."

That's what I find when randomly browsing the GameFAQs forums.

Don't worry, though, it's not that bad. The guy was replying to someone who said some kid was bugging him, asking what game he was playing. He said "Castlevania," and the kid said something to the effect of "Is that like Pennsylvania?"

EDIT: BAH! I mispelled "ridiculous" in the title, and there's no way to change it

This post has been edited by Forever Zero on Nov 19 2005, 05:17 PM

*on trailing Spike*
XANDER: Shouldn't we have a leash on him or something?
BUFFY: *sarcastic* Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire.

I saw this in a sig at GameFAQs.

The original is from Symphony of the Night:

*to Buffy*
WALSH: We have the same goal, we simply have different means of achieving it. My soldiers use the most advanced technological demon-fighting equipment available at this time, while you...if I understand correctly...poke them with a stick.

Keith: [happy] Who's your Daddy?
Veronica: I hate it when you say that.
Keith: This is important, you remember this: I used to be cool.
Veronica: When?
Keith: '77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool.
Veronica: I don't know which bothers me more, "foxy" or "stacked".

Also, bumped.

"Love him or hate him, there's no denying that Tingle has firmly wedged himself into Nintendo gaming."

Stanley, on Pam and Roy breaking up between Seasons 2 and 3 of The Office (US):

"I bought them a toaster for the wedding. Then they cancelled the wedding. I tried to return the toaster, but the store said they no longer carry that model of toaster. So now I have two toasters."

The Dover Boys.

"A run-about! I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

This post has been edited by MechaV on Jan 14 2008, 10:06 PM

Well, fine then, I'll use this thread.

I'm not sure of the source.

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

That's pretty obtuse.

... and I thought *I* was dense...

Yes, its quite obvious that his wife is hiding dirty magazines in their son's room.

This is why I love my friends.

It's funny cause I know both of them and I wouldn't be too surprised if it was actually done.

*giggle*

Well, she would either confuse or make the drive-thru cashier's day...

Prolly the second. She's got epic boobs.

Would depend on the gender/orientation of the cashier, mostly.

no one can resist epic boobs.

But I have an engagement ring of plus 40 to any Checks Involving Epic Boobs.

According to a random dictionary website, epic means one of the following:

noun
1. An extended narrative poem in elevated or dignified language, celebrating the feats of a legendary or traditional hero.
2. A literary or dramatic composition that resembles an extended narrative poem celebrating heroic feats.
3. A series of events considered appropriate to an epic: the epic of the Old West.
adj.
1. Of, constituting, having to do with, or suggestive of a literary epic: an epic poem.
2. Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size: "A vast musical panorama . . . it requires an epic musical understanding to do it justice" Tim Page.
3. Heroic and impressive in quality: "Here in the courtroom . . . there was more of that epic atmosphere, the extra amperage of a special moment" Scott Turow.


Now, I know you mean the second adjective possibility, but my brain keeps going to the other definitions...

It also means "dealing with levels beyond 20".