The ridiculous quote thread...

"Writer's Note: If this plan sounds a bit crazy, it is. Japanese plans traditionally went like the old joke: Step 1. Defeat Allied Fleet. Step 2. ??????? Step 3. WIN"

Who said that, and in what context?

As he said, it was the Japanese war plan.

"Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men."

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

That's also because most of those men didn't realize that there are guy witches too. Granted, there is alot of stuff done in the nude, but that's mostly as a joke. It's also mostly after alot of alcohol is consumed.



"Plese do not to the eating of inhabitants." - Sign at a panda reservation.

This post has been edited by Nifar on Aug 14 2008, 08:38 PM

"Anyone else sick of the constant bombardment of political shit on TV and radio? I'm SICK OF IT!

Fuck it!"


"Solution: Don't watch TV or listen to the radio."


"What am I supposed to do then, live in a cave? I'm not Batman. Besides, I'm not missing Spongebob."


"Dude, have you seen the Batcomputer lately? I think Wayne Industries is like the second-biggest repository of electronic pornography in the world."


"What's the first?"


"The Federal Pornography Contingency Center, located in a deep underground chamber under the Rocky Mountains. All electrical power is fed by an on-site nuclear reactor and data is fed by a top-secret triple-redundant optical data link to the Federal Pornography Collection Division within the Department of the Treasury. Agents tirelessly sift through, sort, and archive the pornography of the world every day, in an effort to ensure that no nudity or erotica is needlessly lost to the sands of time.

In the event of a full-scale nuclear war, the Center would copy out and distribute vast stores of pornography to various distribution channels throughout the country in order to buoy the dampened spirits of the public. Similarly, in the event of a total failure of the internet, the Center would ensure that television channels, movie theaters, video rental outlets, and local printing presses had ample material to cover demand. Finally, in the event of an utter financial crisis facing the federal government, the Center would authorize the release and auction of heretofore-unknown 'Class D' media obtained through illicit surveillance by elite Collection Division agents.

The Center is funded by - what else? - blackmail and extortion.

It is believed that there exist six other similar repositories in the world - oddest among them the McDuck Nudie Bin, located directly beneath the McDuck Money Bin - but most of them suffer from glaring deficiencies."

"A family where you can't walk around naked is not a real family! Being family means being naked; being naked means being family! Ahahahaha!"

"Are you saying your only moral objection against infanticide is the infringement of property rights?"

The quote is from here: (NSFW) <link deleted for inappropriateness>

This is NOT Porn!
Just GIRLFRIENDS Having Sex

This post has been edited by mordain on Jan 25 2009, 09:45 PM

Porn is porn is porn.

Link deleted.

Invi, don't do that.

"There are four 'schools' of marketing: the ineffective, the jingle, the over-sexed, and the Billy Mays."

Edit: Missed! Damn twitchy mouse-hand.

This post has been edited by Rook on Feb 11 2009, 02:12 AM

seriously this is every post made about comics by compulsive comicbook readers ever