Semi-OOC "What If" Sideplots, For RPing things that can't happen in RP

Kyosuke grits his teeth, releasing a couple of pokemon.

The blue belt advances steadily, his entourage of pokemon leading the way.

Once the blue belt gets within say, 10 yards of the temple, he stops.

And shows how crazy he can be, screaming "PEARL!"

For those inside the temple, the ground would suddenly quake and scream, the ground trembling under an unknown force.

And then there'd be a massive crash as a massive slab of stone lands just a foot shy of the wall adjacent to the main door.

The blue belt gives the creed a few seconds to react.

"THAT WAS YOUR ONE WARNING, OMEGA." Kyosuke yells. "I WILL SCREAM THAT EVERY MINUTE FOR THE NEXT EIGHT HOURS.""

"RELEASE TETHYS, AND WE WILL LET YOU AND YOUR MEN LEAVE."

"THE TEMPLE WILL NOT BE SO FORTUNATE, REGARDLESS."

"Right, time to get inside." Kyosuke declares, going the OPPOSITE direction from the secondary entrance he had made via watersaw and has his torterra open a tertiary door by simply smashing through the wall.

"OHHH YEEAAAH"

Delta watches the third disciple in a row fall to the bokken, and sighs, shaking his head.

He carefully places his guitar on the floor, then searches through his pockets- finally handing Terrin a gigantic carrot.

"Try it some time, dude."

Garnet then swiftly pulls out a kitchen knife and cuts the deck of cards in half.

"Thanks for that, Bugs Bunny..." Flora says, frowning.

Garnet drops her cards in shock, utterly speechless.

"oh god nooo" Jet says blankly, raising up to peer at Garnet's dropped cards. "Hah!" He lays down his hand. "That's a Straight! Now show us your Pair!"

*smack*

"Do you say the same thing to every trainer that beats you? I'm pretty sure you said the exact same thing to the girl that was just here."

"Well, I AM an NPC..."

"...Thank you, Gym Leader," she says after an awkward moment of contemplation. "I still have some trials to overcome, but now the only thing holding me back is myself. It's time for me to go."

She turns around and makes her way out of the gym, pinning the Aura Badge inside her vest with the others.

She stops cold.

"...It occurs to me that I could have used the pins in these badges to break out of jail."

...

"God damn it!"

It takes a bit of pounding, but the ruby door is shattered.

Behind it is a solid diamond wall. It's kind of ridiculous.

Coral points, saying, "Excise."

After Grappler rips the door off its stone hinges, the Ace Trainer promptly turns around and leaves Victory Road the way she came. She sells the door of diamond, becomes obscenely rich, and is never seen again.

This post has been edited by Cran on Mar 7 2013, 06:16 AM

"Alright..." Michael hands it over. "Don't mess with anything, now."

Auburn takes the battledex... then pulls out a hammer and smashes it to pieces.

"Battling pokemon is mind control by the man!"

Opal leaps into the void, and, predictably, falls like a stone, gravity imposing it's will.

Her stubborn facade finally shatters as the gravity of... gravity catches up with her, and she lets out a scream.

Well, for as long as it lasts before she hits the ground, crushing her body.



OH GOD WHY AM I GOING WITH THE DARK STUFF

Because your avatar is a dark mage.

But... Henry is so happy! He's gleefull about the corpses! The bruised, broken, bloody...

...mmmmm...

The Poke Ball draws the Miltank in! It falls to the ground and shakes once!

...Twice!

...Thrice!

...

Click!

Garnet caught Miltank!

The Poke Ball disappears.

"Aaaand... I'm done." Garnet says.

"Whaddya mean?" Jet asks, confused.

"Done, finished, through. All of that." Garnet says. "There's nothing else I could possibly do as a trainer that could top this."

"But... what about the tournament? The conflict? And all that other stuff?"

"Booooriiiiing." Garnet says, waving it off. "I'm going home."

"What about your father?"

"Eh, I'm sure he'll understand once I show him my new Miltank."

"...What?"

And then a confused Jet followed Garnet to her mansion and lived happily ever after.

THE END