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 The "S" is for suck!, Or, the movie topic.
MechaV
Posted: Jan 17 2005, 02:06 PM


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Great bacth of movies we got coming out this year to look forward to.

*coughhitchhikersguidetothegalaxycough*

However, there is a lot of shit too.

*coughsonofthemaskcough*

Let's discuss some of our movie hopes and dreams for the coming year!
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Alan Bates
Posted: Jan 17 2005, 03:49 PM


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How about the latest Marix parody, the Helix? If there's another word for suck, that's it.

Hellblazer also looks like a horrible canon raping abomination. I mean, Constantine. They apparnetly don't have the guts to even call it by it's correct title.

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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 04:56 PM


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Elektra stars Jennifer Garner as a leather-clad assassin.

There is no possible way that movie can be bad.

I'm looking forward to The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, which is coming out around Christmas, last I heard.


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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 05:38 PM


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Anyone seen the trailer for Willy Wonka? blink.gif
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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 05:40 PM


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There is only one movie I am looking forward to this year.

It comes out in May.

It will blow the pants off Star Wars.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Don't Panic.


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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 05:42 PM


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Speaking of which....

http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=19144


And I've still YET to read the books.
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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 05:52 PM


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Grandmaster Jogurt
Posted: Jan 17 2005, 06:06 PM


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...I heard they cast a rap star for Ford Prefect and immediately lost all hope for the movie...

And saying Elektra can't be bad? Shame on MFD... lying is a sin.


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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 06:19 PM


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It's a guy thing, Jo wink.gif

And yeah.... Contantine frightens me... In the comics he is such a bad-ass....

Keanu CANNOT play badass... he can only play surfer dude....

I must resist the urge to kill those who approved that direction...


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The good news about Coinstantine is apparently ther's no way they're going to be able to make their intended PG-13 rating, so they're supposedly going to go ahead and go with an R.

Is till bet he never gets a chance to piss on the King of the Vampires of tell the devil to fuck off, though.
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QUOTE (Grandmistress Jogurt @ Jan 17 2005, 01:06 PM)
And saying Elektra can't be bad? Shame on MFD... lying is a sin.

Picture Garner in red leather again, Jo... I don't think you're seeing the big picture here.

As for HGttG... I would have preferred to see a character, or something.

Two years before FotR came out, I saw a picture of Gandalf in the newspapers... Sir Ian's costume did much to allay any fears I had.


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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 06:46 PM


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Anyways, Hellblazer Constantine WHAT?


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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 07:22 PM


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John Constantine, the title character of Hellblazer is the biggest bastard in comics.

Here's a short run down of some of the stuff he's done.

Stoped the second coming of Christ

Coned the three lords of Hell into curing him of his cancer and then telling them to fuck off, since they could no longer touch him without having to go to war with each other and then loosing to Heaven

Talked a man into becoming a serial killer

Took over a Prison after being arrested

Drug the Lord of the Vampires out into the Sun and pissed on him while he was buring.
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Grandmaster Jogurt
Posted: Jan 17 2005, 07:24 PM


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>.>
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Sounds like a nice kid...

On the one hand, he sounds "dark" and "gritty" enough for today's trends, yet, on the other hand, they have to screw this up SOMEHOW...


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Alan Bates
Posted: Jan 17 2005, 07:30 PM


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They have. The have a London born British bastard who hates having to go to America being played by Keanus Reeves and gettign turned into an LA dweller. Plus they've ditched his nromal unkept looks for a more "stylish" all black look. On top of all this, they tried to make the movie PG-13.

All the things I listed are from the comics. I doubt we'll see any of that stuff in the movie.
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Posted: Jan 17 2005, 07:33 PM


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I only know him from the Sandman comics. Speaking of the 3 kings of hell were thay Lucifer, Azazeal, and the fly guy?


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Belzebub?


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You awake in a 10x10 room.
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Alan Bates
Posted: Jan 17 2005, 07:47 PM


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It's a different three Lords of Hell. I can't recall the names right now.
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Tom, Dick, and Harry?


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You awake in a 10x10 room.
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It wasn't the Demons Three was it Alan?


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