* crossing his fingers hoping he hasn;t gone to far this time *

So I'm sitting in quicktrip's private study reading the words of wisdom left by all who came before me, my favorite being:

"Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit into little balls
And those who read these words of wit
Shall surely eat these balls of shit"

and I started to wonder... If drunk uncle bill thought of that while pissing on an empty beer can he mistook for a urinal cake, what sort of genius could such an enlightened community of gamers conceive?

Not that you need to think of anything original to post. Feel free to share the creativity you've found by others here as well. I'll get us started with my favorite dirty limyric by the now famous I.P. Freely (more commonly known as the author of a yellow river flows.)

There once was a man from nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
"If my ear were a cunt I'd fuck it"