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Ultimate Nerd fantasy fights., Who would beat whom?

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mordain	Posted: Mar 5 2011, 04:52 AM
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QUOTE (Zap Rowsdower @ Mar 4 2011, 06:01 PM)

River, hands down. One of the reasons Buffy fights so well is her sixth senses when it comes to things of demonic origin giving her an edge in combat against them, as I recall. River, being wholly human, won't show up on her radar- but Buffy will show up on River's psychic sixth senses radar.

That's assuming River's telepathy isn't supernatural, rather than some kind of... not supernatural magical powers. Plus, didn't Buffy fight telepaths at some point or another anyways?

...it also depends on what point Buffy's at, since she goes pretty crazy super powered at some points. And even without that, she's super strong in additional to the crazy reflexes both of the characters have.

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LuppyLuptonium	Posted: Jun 10 2011, 05:20 PM
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...what are you guys talking about? Alan IS Duke Nukem...

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QUOTE (MikePB @ Jun 10 2011, 04:45 PM)

...what are you guys talking about? Alan IS Duke Nukem...

I've got no clue what you're not shutting up about.

Now if you'll excuse me, all this ass around here isn't going to kick itself.

Carmichael Micaalus	Posted: Jun 11 2011, 09:57 PM
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ShadowWarriorLuke	Posted: Jun 11 2011, 10:07 PM
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Alan Bates	Posted: Sep 5 2011, 11:47 PM
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Cyrus	Posted: Sep 6 2011, 09:41 AM
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Captain D	Posted: Sep 6 2011, 10:29 AM
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Cran	Posted: Sep 6 2011, 05:53 PM
Roxas! Group: Members Posts: 14,379 Member No.: 42 Joined: 10-October 04	Stan Lee might have a bigger fanbase to use as meat shields, but Miyamoto dramatically obtains an invisible item almost anytime he's on stage. His arsenal of invisible weapons and his Master Sword would probably net him the victory so long as one of Lee's Spider-Men didn't webswing him to safety. And by tangent, Stan Lee has Jay and Silent Bob on his side. I think Stan Lee wins. In a cage match with no interference and fists only, though, Miyamoto has youth on his side. Sort of. -------------------- "It's not hard to understand other people. It's impossible!" "I couldn't stand a day without a past or a future. I need to live each moment." "I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero." "In our world, every storm has an end. Every night brings a new day." "You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created?" "The door is open. The world is waiting. Thank you." ◥▶◀◤ Pok�mon RP Sprites Remaining: 113 Pokemon Online Server [Cran]: 97.89.105.13:5080

Knight	Posted: Sep 6 2011, 06:31 PM
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Alan Bates	Posted: Sep 6 2011, 08:34 PM
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Knight	Posted: Sep 6 2011, 09:39 PM
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Captain D	Posted: Apr 13 2012, 02:04 AM
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Knight	Posted: Apr 13 2012, 04:15 AM
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invinible	Posted: Apr 13 2012, 05:07 AM
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Cran	Posted: Dec 14 2012, 12:30 AM
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