Really Bad Crossover Fanfic Creator, And other tales of horror and madness,,,

"Tetsuoooooo!"
"Tinky Winkyyyyyyyyy!

No, no, we're not doing that.

I have no idea how this could go wrong.

Too easy.

This actually sounds like something that would occur in EBA.

Wasn't that the plot of that Sigfried and Roy animated movie?

I bet you ten dollars this already exists.

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and go back to being a Dark Knight. You take the red pill - you become a paladin, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

Yesssssss.

This sounds like it would be really badass.

This post has been edited by Algasir on Sep 13 2008, 01:08 AM

Meh, Big G is nothing more than a tall Kraid with Ridley-breath.

I'd kill to see this done well. I'd kill YOU to see this done well! ALL OF YOU!

"Coming this summer ... SNAKES ON A SPACESHIP, starring Link of Hyrule, Princess Zelda, Error, and Malon, and Tinge the fairyman!"

"WHO IS THE VULCAN WORKING FOR! TELL ME WHO IS THE VULCAN WORKING FOR!"

An idea so excellent that it doesn't even need a plot device.

Next up, Mythbusters finds out if evil fleshbound books really can raise armies of the dead.

"Professional wrestlers suddenly start attcking American Idol contestants and later have no memory of having done so. Who is behind this fiendish plot and why?"

I guarantee that if you go looking, you could easily find half a dozen fics like this.

Didn't Buffy already do this?

Ooooooh! This is a good one!

This one pretty much writes itself. If Spawn, Link, and that guy from Tekken can be in the Soul Calibur tournament, why not Mac?

Another easy one.

"Martha, Martha, Martha" gains a whole new meaning.

First of all, no. Second of all, I'm pretty sure this exists.

wasn't drug abuse already a plot device of Kingdom Hearts? So just replace Sora with Matlock and have it all be his hallucination.

This post has been edited by Nifar on Sep 13 2008, 05:28 AM

Don't forget Yoda and Darth Vader.

And the Apprentice.

I have no idea how this could go wrong.

"Whatchu Talkin bout Satan"

"Satan? They call me Tom Nook!"

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bubble Bobble and Professional Wrestling. The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!

the title of the Story: Bust-A-Skull

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Doom. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

Today kids we are going to learn about demon rape!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X and Big O. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

Big O vs Sin. There is a lot that cam be done here.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Matlock and Rugrats. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!

Matlock investigates the death of one Chuckie Finster

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kingdom Hearts and the Muppet Show. The story should use ... as a plot device!

"that's the most ridiculous idea I've ever come across."

"What's the first?"

"Reading it"

"Do ho ho ho..."

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Army of Darkness and Fraiser. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!

Ash Vs Niles...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Elite Beat Agents and Bioshock. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

The mental imagry....

Why? WHY? WHY CAN I SEE THIS HAPPENING!?

I see yet more bloodshed in this future...

This one just speaks for itself.

.....

Oh GOD!

I can just see it. DK grabs bell, and runs up a tower throwing barrels while beast comes flying through and flays him alive.

...

All I can say is "yeeee-haaaaawwwww!"

But the question is, is the world ready for something that awesome?

I'm not usually one for pointless Chuck Norris beating up on people, but I'd like to see this one.

I believe the last one didn't copy, since it's the same one as the second.

Sorry. It was a Freinds/Walker Texas Ranger crossover involving a tournament of some kind.

That would actually work rather well.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Finding Nemo and Flavor Flav. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

Nemo becomes an unwilling paticipent in Flavor of Poop

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Amazing Race and Iron Man. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!

Dr Doom has taken over the Amazing Race.... Now all the marvel superheroes have been split into 2man teams for fun and profit.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harvey Birdman and Godzilla. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

No case too small or plotline too shameful!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Half-Life and They Might Be Giants. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!

I don't know how this would happen.... But still oh so awesome....

But... but the Goddesses are functionally mystical creatures. It's not a plot device if it's something that would happen anyway.

Yeah... Yeah... So Jack is confronted with a foe that... You know what, I'm just gonna not finish this thought.

Sam leaps into Dexter. Hilarity ensues. Closely followed by its good buddy awesome.