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Broken Heroes Issue 1, Opening Acts

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LuppyLuptonium	Posted: Apr 26 2007, 11:45 PM
Transcendent Group: Members Posts: 20,093 Member No.: 6 Joined: 29-September 04	"The show must go on" At first it looked like a normal comercial. The screen came up and guitars were blazing. Flames shot across the screen as Luptonius, a popular singer/guitarist came into view. He was sitting on a throne that looked chared and black, there was a curtain tn the background. "This is Rock God Luptonius, calling out to all you metalheads out there with an invitation to watch the greatest concert ever, Live from the comfort of your homes. I rock God Luptonius will be headlining with opening acts like Ozzy Osborne, Aerosmith, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Lordi and Kiss for the concert of a life time. This unprecidented trubute to rock is coming to you live three days from now, 8pm Eastern Standard time. Tune in, crank up the volume, and Rock out with me, Luptonius Live this Saturday Night." This announcement was unprecedented for many reasons. The top two are as follows: 1) This announcement was on every channel simultaniously, all over the world. 2) None of the bands ever expressed any interest in this concert, no announcements were ever made, and Metallica and Rage Against the Machine both had gigs booked the same day as the concert. In a lone, near abandoned TV studio in New Jersay, a lone figure hit stop on the tape. Not a soul was alive in the studio, but this figure was certainly not alone. Zombies filles the hallways. --------------------

Cyrus	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:17 AM
Guru Group: Members Posts: 14,479 Member No.: 70 Joined: 13-November 04	Hurricane was walking along the streets of... wherever the hell he was. It was not area that mattered, simply people needing help. But, it was a slow night, and nothing was happening. And then all the TVs in a store window shifted to a peculiar man giving a speech that Hurricane really didn't care about. Music wasn't his... thing. It sent all kinds of obnoxious vibrations through the air. It was obviously someone overriding the signals of all the channels from a remote location, but as hurricane had no way to track it back to its source, he kept walking on. Someone else would figure it out, and knowing fate he'd probably get inevitably drawn in, so he just made a note of it in the back of his mind. --------------------

LuppyLuptonium	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 05:36 AM
Transcendent Group: Members Posts: 20,093 Member No.: 6 Joined: 29-September 04	Around the corner from the shop there was childish laughing. Well, it would be considdered childish if it weren't so demonic. Two Zombies, one male, one female, were "Taging" the side of the store. --------------------

Cyrus	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 07:04 AM
Guru Group: Members Posts: 14,479 Member No.: 70 Joined: 13-November 04	...well, at least it's something, Hurricane thought. He jumped towards them, swinging one arm upwards, causing a burst of wind to lift the two off the ground and force them onto the wall for a moment. "Not that it really matters, but are you the brainless kind of zombies, or the thinking-but-overcome-by-hunger-for-human-flesh kind? I really don't want to waste any banter." --------------------

Immolation	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 08:59 AM
Eternal Flame Group: Members Posts: 22,375 Member No.: 86 Joined: 23-November 04	Within visual distance, a very luckless traveller happened to overhear Hurricane's question. Rather then repeat what happened last time he jumped to conclusions, Firmaguard acted as casual as possible, a good ten feet away from the entrance to the ally, looking in. -------------------- "How much time do you need?" "Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-" "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a motherfucking ghost"

Dan 9410	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 12:21 PM
Councilor Group: Members Posts: 2,900 Member No.: 159 Joined: 21-February 05	Emerald Blade was flying over the city, searching for injustice and evil to stop. Unfortunately, for the first time in ages, the city seemed totally empty of it, and he couldn't head back to the motel until they unlocked the doors at dawn. He spotted the taggers, but didn't bother going after them. after all, they were just dumb teenagers as far as he knew. He continued flying over the city, really wishing he would find something. -------------------- But no wonder she did not bother with a husband. Her bananas were obviously good enough for her. - Decades of Darkness Chapter 97

Newb	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 12:34 PM
The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05	As Emerald Blade ran into something, he heard "Ouch! Well, I guess being invisible isn't as safe as I thought, even floating above the city." Poof dropped his invisibility, and was revealed to have what looked like a MacBook designed to be held sideways in one arm, with the screen on the left and the keyboard on the right. For one thing, the keyboard format was different from what most people were used to, having been designed to be vertical rather than horizontal. Poof typed something up and a small platform materialized under his feet with two chairs, and a table with two cups and a teakettle on it. He sat in one of the chairs, and then went back to watching the city. -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.

Dark Hawk

Posted: Apr 27 2007, 01:51 PM

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James Jackson, was heading home after his first date, in a long time, that didn't get interrupted by some god damn villian. He was skipping and a bout ready to burst out into song.

3.
2.
1.

Luptonius's messaged was heard. AND the poor man facefalled. ONE night, just one night was all he asked for.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

He went into an alleyway and transformed, and started to building hop just a bit, looking for trouble.

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Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

QUOTE (MFD @ Dec 2 2009, 06:36 PM)

I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.

~Good to see I haven't lost my touch~

Dan 9410	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 03:04 PM
Councilor Group: Members Posts: 2,900 Member No.: 159 Joined: 21-February 05	"Err... I don't suppose you're a villain, are you? I kind of need to pass the time until dawn. If you aren't, can you point me towards one, and if you are, have at ye, fiend!" -------------------- But no wonder she did not bother with a husband. Her bananas were obviously good enough for her. - Decades of Darkness Chapter 97

Newb	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 03:34 PM
The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05	"I'm actually keeping an eye out for one myself," Poof said as a tiny mechanical device which consisted of a sphere, a camera lens, and wings flew up from the city below and phased into the screen of his iSpellbook. "Several eyes actually. All I've got so far is," he glanced at the screen again here. "Yes, just minor vandalism by a few re-am folk and a couple of people who are in too much of a hurry to pay attention to this timeline's silly speed limit laws." -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.

Dan 9410	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:14 PM
Councilor Group: Members Posts: 2,900 Member No.: 159 Joined: 21-February 05	"Wait, re-am? Ahh, whatever, mind if I take a seat for a while?" Emerald Blade said, sitting down in the other chair. This post has been edited by Dan 9410 on Apr 27 2007, 04:18 PM -------------------- But no wonder she did not bother with a husband. Her bananas were obviously good enough for her. - Decades of Darkness Chapter 97

Newb	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:23 PM
The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05	"Yeah, re-am, you, know, the differently alive? And go right ahead, take a seat." -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.

Dan 9410	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:25 PM
Councilor Group: Members Posts: 2,900 Member No.: 159 Joined: 21-February 05	"Wait, zombies? Has this got something to do with that thing you said about "this timeline"? Because we generally don't get them here." -------------------- But no wonder she did not bother with a husband. Her bananas were obviously good enough for her. - Decades of Darkness Chapter 97

Alan Bates	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:32 PM
Transcendent Group: Members Posts: 20,441 Member No.: 24 Joined: 7-October 04	POW! A rather large fish smacked against the face of a would-be robber. "...but..." the man began to whimper BAM! The fish smacked against his face again. "Alright, alright! I give up!" the man yelled, after being hit for the fifth time in the face by a large smelly fish. "now let that be a lesson for ya'." the caped avenger said standing over him. "alright, put back the TV you're trying to lift and then we're gonna call the cop and hav'em come arrest ya. Sounds fair?" The theif stared at him for a moment. GUY GETTING HIT BY A FISH SOUND EFFECT! "Okay okay! Just please don't hit me with that overgrown trout again!" "trout? Don't you know anything, son? This here's a 15 pound northern pike. Ain't no trout. Now best get goign with that phone call. Ain't got all night." The theif climbed back into the window he had busted just afew minutes agao and replaced the TV he had tried to steal. "Who are you anyway?" the man asked. "Ain't you never heard of me? I'm Captain Large Mouth Bass defender of justice and all that stuff," he said striking his best dramatic pose, his towel-cape billowing in the wind. At that moment, a brief and dramatic commercial for a rock concert blared across all the Tvs in the store. "Now you cut that out and make with the phone call," The captain said. Later, he'd give serious thought to starting to bring something to tie the criminals he caught up with. Sometimes it took the cops a while to come and it really wasn't all that effective. "Maybe I can get me one of those neat utility belts," he thought to hmself.

Newb	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:32 PM
The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05	Poof looked sternly at Dan. "They don't generally like that word. Apparently that's the word that was used to oppress them or something. And I'm still not used to this timeline... You don't have very many re-am folk here? If this is something new here... perhaps this does require looking into." -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.

Dark Hawk

Posted: Apr 27 2007, 04:43 PM