Event Mission 1-I, Everybody laugh at Leela! Haw haw!

Originially, Fiction User had decided to keep The Digimon Kaiser around incase lost control of the system at any point. Than he reconsidered to returning him once the job is complete and explaining his intentions. With Eoc's command, Fiction User becomes curious as to why this guy is such a threat so he decides to keep him here in hopes of finding out right Eoc wanted him gone and simply because Eoc wanted him gone where as Fiction User once learned by his defeat at the hands of the 9th Phillip Simpson that it is usually best to not do as your enemies want you to do. Besides, unless his power to move between realities and fanasties as if there were no boundaries between them wasn't able to be used somehow, he could have left at anytime he wants and this place seem like too much fun to leave this early.

Fiction User states, "My intentions are to have fun, find out all about this place and all those that may be running including the obvious 1, and to make sure that the other participants don't get defeated before I can meet with them."

The line 'The enemies in there may not wait for you to enter the room.' makes Fiction User wonder if the thugs in the next room also took the wait for opponent approach. Fiction User tries to recall something in some fanasty that allows somebody to always remember so he can get it for The Digimon Kaiser since him remembering what happened here seems to be Eoc's current biggest fear.

Algasir noticed the naked goomba running to his shell first, but didn't quite notice the other one.

"Oh no you don't, dood!"

Algasir jumped up really high, and proceeded to throw a variety of pots, pans at knives, not at the naked koopa, but at his shell.

He then landed.

Ryu raises his hand drawing upon some blue mana, forming it into a ball and tossing it like a water balloon into the path of the Koopas, when it hits the ground a large Icesheet appears.

Starting to get bore with the waiting, Fiction User decides to move a static conveyor floor from a fanasty along with the photo-graphic memory helmet he recalled to keep The Digimon Kaiser from forgetting anything.

Plan to beat the thugs was simple with the slight twist. The static conveyor floor is to move the thugs from the exit door in the next room and drop them off in the starting room. Next Fiction User would take the weapon of the first thug than defeat all the thugs using their weapons while taking every chance he got to pick up the weapons they drop without risking his own neck while remining himself that he is just as vulerable to these thugs imaginary attacks as he would be to their real counter-parts.

Ilgivan took out the cards of the walls he had recalled and set them back up, positioning them to bounce the shells into the next room, and then spread the walls out to separate these new enemies as much as possible.

Algasir succeeds in hitting the empty shell, causing it to smack into its owner. However, the second shell smacked him and continued riocheting around the room.

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The Koopas and Goombas start slipping on the unexpected ice. This won't last long, they'll get used to it in a few seconds.

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Ilgivan turns the next room into a pinball course with koopa shells. It's a death zone on the ground. However, the Samurai aren't content to just stand there and get hit. They keep their eyes on the shells, try climbing on or over the walls, try slashing the walls, try hanging on the walls to keep away from the shells while trying to figure out a way to get to Ilgivan.

"OOF!" Algasir flies into the wall.

"Stupid turtle...thing! Take this, dood!"

Algasir put a bomb in the path of the koopa.

Ryu shakes his head "well that didn't work as planned" and dashes towards the first Goomba aiming a jump kick directly in the middle of its eyes.

Getting to Ilgivan is suddenly and severely hampered as Ilgivan uncompresses the carnivorous plant cards right next to the samurai.

He also called out a blanchwood armor and an Ęther web on himself, then swung onto the ceiling of the room with the samurai.

Fiction User outright failed in bringing the memory-helmet into being, as it did not exist in any fantasy known enough for him to pull it from. Fortunately, this attempt did not drain him of much energy. As he felt the conveyer belt forming into existence, he felt that completing it would bring him to just under half. Bringing in the Digimon Kaiser must have taken more energy than he thought. Especially confusing because the Kaiser wasn't that powerful by himself.

No, it wasn't the Kaiser himself. In bringing the Kaiser, Fiction User had also brought one of the Dark Spores of Millenniummon into this world, and that was why it took so much power for such an ordinarily weak human to be brought into this reality.

Fiction User would have to be careful. If he ended up not being able to send the Kaiser back, he'd be pissed.

That could be worried about later. The thugs noticed the conveyer belt, and a few of them started walking on it. The other three entered the room, where the conveyer belt wasn't. Upon seeing Fiction User, they started to attack, three on one.

Fortunately, the Digimon Kaiser was a blackbelt in Judo, thanks to the dark spore, and helped to dispatch the three.

"It seems you're my ticket out of here, at any rate. I can't let you die here. Besides, the only devices are the screen and the speakers. There's no terminal for me to hack into... But you're right. This place is interesting, and I hate being the puppet when the position of puppet master is so much more deserving for me. So tell me, how did you summon me here?"



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Ilgivan's plants devoured the samurai, although not without a fight.

Five are slain, one gets lucky and kills a plant, and one sees Ilgivan and charges at him.


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Ryu gives the goomba a good ol' BOOT TO DA FACE!

Unfortunately, the floor is still icy. He slips when he lands, knocking himself into another goomba.

Fortunately, the collision was fast enough to count as an attack and ensure crash damage, and the second goomba was KOed.

The third Goomba and two Koopas started charging, but still slipped on the ice. However, one Koopa got into its shell and started spinning rapidly...

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Algasir's bomb does the trick, and the door opens to reveal seven samurai.

Good thing they're not *the* seven samurai, or our heroes may very well be fucked.

Ryu tapped some blue mana and formed his Phase Blade, digging it into the ground far enough to give him a hold to stop his movement before switching the enchantment into the other hand, using it to pull up a hunk of dirt and ice infront of him to force the koopa to ramp over him.

Algasir sweatdrops, then forms a plan.

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*SPOTLIGHT*

The music starts playing, and Algasir looks as if he is running in place. He holds his right fin out and takes a large side step to the right, then to the left to end up in the same spot. He then crosses his fins in front of him, and brings them out as he takes a few short steps to the right. He then brings his right fin up, then brings it to the left. He then bends his fin so the top part is in his face, then brings it up and moves it down to his right. Suddenly, there are three prinnies. They all put their fins at their sides and begin shaking their hips:

Nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne

Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?

Jikan no hate made boooon!!

Wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou

Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo ko.n.na.no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume&yume suki deshou?

Iroiro yosou ga dekisou de dekinai mirai
Sore demo hitotsu dake wakaru yo

Kirakira hikatte atsui kumo no ue wo kazaru
Hoshitachi ga kibou wo kureru to

Jikan ni norou yo byuuuuun!
Chi-pu de ku-ru na toshigoro da mon
Samishigaccha hazukashii yo nante ne iwasete

Te to te wo tsunaidara
Mukau toko muteki desho
Kagayaita hitomi ni wa fukanou ga nai no
Ue dake miteiruto namida mo kawaichau
"kawaritai!"
Kokoro kara tsuyoku omou hodo tsu.ta.wa.ru
Hashiridasu yo ushiro no hito mo oide yo
Dokidoki suru deshou?

Boooon!!

Wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou

Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo ko.n.na.no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume&yume suki deshou?

At this point there are five prinnies, all in various poses. All of them but the center one disappears after the music ends, however.

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tl;dr, Algasir used Prinny Dance.

Ilgivan thrust his fist forwards, his various armors shooting forwards to form a claw, slashing at the samurai's face.

Considering the sheer mass of buffs on Ilgivan, the samurai would need to get the hell out of the way if he didn't want to die. Either that, or have one hell of a magic suit of armor.

Fiction User responds, "No, I didn't summon you. I moved you from your location to here or in other words, a forced teleportation; or if you would rather refer to it as I used a means to peudo-malnipulate reality and peudo-malnipulate fanasty."

He takes as much as he can that was on the thugs that the Digimon Kiaser dispatched.

Fiction User tells the Digimon Kiaser, "Thanks. You didn't need to help me out like that. Before we go on, I would like to verify something. So hold onto your dreams of puppet master for a bit longer."

Fiction User shouts, "SO ECO, ANSWER ME THIS, 'WERE MY POWERS MADE TO REQUIRE MORE POWER TO USE HERE, BROUGHT IN MORE THAN I WAS PLANNING, GIVING A BOOST IN POWER THAT I WASN'T READY FOR YET, OR SOME COMBINATION OR SOMETHING ELSE?'."

This post has been edited by invinible on Sep 4 2007, 01:05 AM

The koopa ramps off the ice and bounces into the wall.

Unfortunately, now that it's airborne, it's bouncing in three dimensions and not just two. And still one goomba left to worry about. It hasn't regained its footing yet, but it looks like it's close.

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The samurai watch the dancing penguin before the dance takes effect.

Two cannot move.

Two forget who and where they are, see each other, and begin an honorable samurai duel.

Two become poisoned, and one escapes the effect. These three charge at the penguin-demon, intent on slicing him as soon as their swords leave their sheaths.

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The samurai did not expect this (who would?), and got his face ripped off.

The surgeon only has one samurai left, and that samurai doesn't know his location in this hedge-maze.

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The screen flickered on.

"My, you're a talkative one! First off, you just described summoning. Second, you forget that the young Kaiser has embedded in him a great source of power, so the second one you stated is your answer. Third, you haven't even advanced past the first room. Your... shall we say, "inmates", are ahead of you. You'd best hurry. Unless you don't want a prize. Because you're boring me right now. Go on. Show me your combat prowess. Unless summoning is the only thing you can do... in which case, you could at least summon something a little more combat worthy... Ichijouji-sama is not a soldier."

The Digimon Kaiser looked at Fiction User. "Annoying as he is, he is correct in that regard. But we don't have to make a show about it. Let's just get this over with. Come to think of it, I don't even have to be here for this, do I? You *can* send me back, can you not?"

The Kaiser looked at the now-blank screen. "I just wanted to verify. I'm going to stick around out of spite. There may be a way into that room of his... But if this is, as you say, a gauntlet, we may need reinforcements... which I assume you can procure?"

Algasir fires a barrage of...well...JUNK at the three charging samurai. He evened out the amounts thrown between the three, but hoped that the poison along with the barrage would keep the two poisoned ones at bay.

Ryu hops up from under his Barrier and skates towards the goomba thrusting with his Dimension Blade

Ilgivan took the samurai's weapons, leapt atop the wall, and looked for the final enemy. This enemy he would trap in a small box of walls and then peer over the edge, holding up the face he had removed.

"I don't suppose you'd want to live, would you?"

Fiction User replies, "Bringing in reinforcements too soon would only allow those running the place to have counters set-up before we get to the main control room making the reinforcements useless at that point. Besides, my power is below 1/2 which is way lower than it should be and you are the only person I know for a fact that Eco is afraid of being around here."

He checks to see want all he picked up since his plan to defeat the last 2 thugs including rather he would attack from melee distance or long distance would depend on which items he got.

He asks, "Just want are those last 2 thugs doing?"

The junk assault does varying damage to the three. Two are slowed down, but don't go down. The third either blocks, slices, or dodges the various junk and gets within range for a slash. The other two will approach later.

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The Goomba goes down easy, but there's still that shell to worry about. Fortunately, the door opens and reveals seven samurai. They ready themselves for combat upon seeing the Planeswalker, but don't do anything until he enters the room.

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"You have killed my comerades. I shall either kill you or die with honor!" The last samurai slashed at the wall between the two, trying to cut his way through, or stab the green mage.

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"It looks like they're... running on the belts like a treadmill. Only two. This won't be hard. And of course I don't want reinforcements yet."

Fiction User checked the weapons. Two switchblades and a set of brass knuckles.