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 Let's come up with a new console.
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  Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:39 PM


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37 disk drive that all work at once.
Uses 1.6TB optical disc.
Can read player minds.
Comes with 2 controllers, 2 keyboards, 2 mice, 2 2-button joysticks, 2 microphones, and 1 game that is the minimal size of game for the system.
Costs $100 to buy.
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Ou des
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:44 PM


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Don't stop there. It should shoot out rainbows from the controller port and cause magical pixies to appear and dance in joy. Dance little pixies dance.

And maybe you could include a world peace button? Or maybe a fusion reactor.

Wait, no, how about the thing is a super sentient computer that designs games as you play them. It would be like the Skynet of home appliances!


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Grandmaster Jogurt
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:48 PM


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It should make me breakfast.

Otherwise what is the point.

Wait, no, I'll also take it if it will be a sex-box. Her name is Sony!


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Ou des
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:51 PM


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We could call it the XXXbox.


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:51 PM


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It should also be able to restructure reality so that you gain the powers and costume of your favorite character when you go to work in the morning.


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:54 PM


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I'd like to know why it uses 37 disc drives. Was 38 just too over the top?


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:56 PM


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So that the next feature makes sense.


It should have the power to combine all your favorite games from other systems into one big super-game with all the best characters meeting up and saving the worlds from all of the villains at once.


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Spriteless Girl
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:07 PM


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What about games like Hitman where you're the bad guy?


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Grandmaster Jogurt
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:08 PM


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QUOTE (Spriteless Girl @ Apr 29 2008, 02:07 PM)
What about games like Hitman where you're the bad guy?

You fight against yourself (it reads your mind, so it can do this), and then the winner gets waffles.


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Alphawolf55
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:11 PM


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QUOTE (Grandmaster Jogurt @ Apr 29 2008, 04:08 PM)
QUOTE (Spriteless Girl @ Apr 29 2008, 02:07 PM)
What about games like Hitman where you're the bad guy?

You fight against yourself (it reads your mind, so it can do this), and then the winner gets waffles.

You just want more breakfast.


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:15 PM


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You say that like its a bad thing...


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Spriteless Girl
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:17 PM


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Are you a hobbit?


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MikePB
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:33 PM


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... maybe >.>


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TheRealKrazyCarl
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:45 PM


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QUOTE (Grandmaster Jogurt @ Apr 29 2008, 05:08 PM)
QUOTE (Spriteless Girl @ Apr 29 2008, 02:07 PM)
What about games like Hitman where you're the bad guy?

You fight against yourself (it reads your mind, so it can do this), and then the winner gets waffles.

So it's the Konami Psycho Mantis?


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:57 PM


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And it'll play everything from the previous systems (this stems from my big, and only, issue with the 360, it isn't backwards compatible), also, by previous systems, I mean all the systems that came before it (i.e. Atari-next gen).

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Grandmaster Jogurt
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:58 PM


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Will it also make breakfast from previous eras?

I want my backwards-compatible Roman feasts!


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Arc: Can I ship you and FZ?
Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank.

Arc: Are your panties still hazardous?

You awake in a 10x10 room.
CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12

hyenas, like bears, are dogs
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Nifar
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:04 PM


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Sure, just so long as it makes toast and has a place to hold the butter.


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Alphawolf55
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:27 PM


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QUOTE (Grandmaster Jogurt @ Apr 29 2008, 04:58 PM)
Will it also make breakfast from previous eras?

I want my backwards-compatible Roman feasts!

Sure if you find ingredients from previous eras.

But I gotta tell you honestly, 1950's toast was pretty rad but 1500 B.C. Toast just doesn't hold up after all these years.


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:33 PM


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It time travels, so you can get fresh ingredients for ancient breakfasts. I want a mammoth steak breakfast!


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Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:35 PM


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My new console fights the scourge of communism.

Hands Down.


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