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Let's come up with a new console.| invinible |
 Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:39 PM
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37 disk drive that all work at once.
Uses 1.6TB optical disc. Can read player minds. Comes with 2 controllers, 2 keyboards, 2 mice, 2 2-button joysticks, 2 microphones, and 1 game that is the minimal size of game for the system. Costs $100 to buy. |
 
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| Ou des |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:44 PM
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 Clockwork Contraption Group: Members Posts: 20,939 Member No.: 18 Joined: 6-October 04 |
Don't stop there. It should shoot out rainbows from the controller port and cause magical pixies to appear and dance in joy. Dance little pixies dance.
And maybe you could include a world peace button? Or maybe a fusion reactor. Wait, no, how about the thing is a super sentient computer that designs games as you play them. It would be like the Skynet of home appliances! -------------------- Dwarves are just small bundles of beard and booze and hate.
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| Grandmaster Jogurt |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:48 PM
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It should make me breakfast.
Otherwise what is the point. Wait, no, I'll also take it if it will be a sex-box. Her name is Sony! --------------------   -- Let us all study the Panzer and grow into beautiful, healthy women! ---- 100+7 -- Arc: Can I ship you and FZ? Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank. Arc: Are your panties still hazardous? You awake in a 10x10 room. CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12 |
 
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| Ou des |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:51 PM
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We could call it the XXXbox.
-------------------- Dwarves are just small bundles of beard and booze and hate.
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| Newb |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:51 PM
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 The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
It should also be able to restructure reality so that you gain the powers and costume of your favorite character when you go to work in the morning.
-------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| Ou des |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:54 PM
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I'd like to know why it uses 37 disc drives. Was 38 just too over the top?
-------------------- Dwarves are just small bundles of beard and booze and hate.
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| Newb |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 08:56 PM
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The Obfuscated One Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05 |
So that the next feature makes sense.
It should have the power to combine all your favorite games from other systems into one big super-game with all the best characters meeting up and saving the worlds from all of the villains at once. -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| Spriteless Girl |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:07 PM
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What about games like Hitman where you're the bad guy?
-------------------- At any given moment it's hard to remember the headspace of every other given moment. But I live in space a lot.
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| Grandmaster Jogurt |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:08 PM
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You fight against yourself (it reads your mind, so it can do this), and then the winner gets waffles. -------------------- -- Let us all study the Panzer and grow into beautiful, healthy women! ---- 100+7 -- Arc: Can I ship you and FZ? Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank. Arc: Are your panties still hazardous? You awake in a 10x10 room. CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12 |
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| Alphawolf55 |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:11 PM
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You just want more breakfast. --------------------  I dare you to look at this and not smile at least a little. |
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| MikePB |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:15 PM
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You say that like its a bad thing...
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| Spriteless Girl |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:17 PM
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Are you a hobbit?
-------------------- At any given moment it's hard to remember the headspace of every other given moment. But I live in space a lot.
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| MikePB |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:33 PM
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... maybe >.>
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| TheRealKrazyCarl |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:45 PM
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So it's the Konami Psycho Mantis? -------------------- Check out my 1up blog!
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| Nifar |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:57 PM
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And it'll play everything from the previous systems (this stems from my big, and only, issue with the 360, it isn't backwards compatible), also, by previous systems, I mean all the systems that came before it (i.e. Atari-next gen).
This post has been edited by Nifar on Apr 29 2008, 10:35 PM -------------------- Out of Context Quote(s) of the Week: "Please don't stick bacon in my stab wounds."
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| Grandmaster Jogurt |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 09:58 PM
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Will it also make breakfast from previous eras?
I want my backwards-compatible Roman feasts! -------------------- -- Let us all study the Panzer and grow into beautiful, healthy women! ---- 100+7 -- Arc: Can I ship you and FZ? Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank. Arc: Are your panties still hazardous? You awake in a 10x10 room. CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12 |
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| Nifar |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:04 PM
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Sure, just so long as it makes toast and has a place to hold the butter.
-------------------- Out of Context Quote(s) of the Week: "Please don't stick bacon in my stab wounds."
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| Alphawolf55 |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:27 PM
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Sure if you find ingredients from previous eras. But I gotta tell you honestly, 1950's toast was pretty rad but 1500 B.C. Toast just doesn't hold up after all these years. -------------------- I dare you to look at this and not smile at least a little. |
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| Nifar |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:33 PM
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It time travels, so you can get fresh ingredients for ancient breakfasts. I want a mammoth steak breakfast!
-------------------- Out of Context Quote(s) of the Week: "Please don't stick bacon in my stab wounds."
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| Zero Phoenix |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:35 PM
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My new console fights the scourge of communism.
Hands Down. -------------------- You've just seen the lurker extraordinare.
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