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Captain Jack Versus Thread| Newb |
Posted on Oct 28 2009, 10:58 PM
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 The Obfuscated One  Group: Members Posts: 15,667 Member No.: 146 Joined: 8-February 05  |
Gogogo!
Oh, and mods, if you can think of any other Captain Jacks worth adding, please do so. -------------------- Well, you know how college is. You're sitting there in your dorm room wearing nothing but your panties and a t-shirt that's far too tight, doing your advanced calculus homework, and your super-hot roommate who you've got a huge crush on comes in and says that the engineering student down the hall needs some help with a practical example of the benefits of flexibility in architecture, and the next thing you know you're making the beast with twelve backs and you've somehow increased a bust size.
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| Grandmaster Jogurt |
Posted on Oct 28 2009, 11:19 PM
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 Too few posts for a custom title Group: Group: Group: Group Posts: -1,650 Member No.: 2 Joined: 6-August 04 |
--------------------   -- Let us all study the Panzer and grow into beautiful, healthy women! ---- 100+7 -- Arc: Can I ship you and FZ? Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank. Arc: Are your panties still hazardous? You awake in a 10x10 room. CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12 |
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| Spriteless Girl |
Posted on Oct 29 2009, 12:36 AM
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 Sage Group: Members Posts: 7,317 Member No.: 22 Joined: 6-October 04 |
Harkness would be on top of Sparrow, and all the ladies and queer guys would win.
Edit: Of course, they'd have to get drunk first. Hence the real keg of Captain Jack. This post has been edited by Spriteless Girl on Oct 29 2009, 12:40 AM -------------------- At any given moment it's hard to remember the headspace of every other given moment. But I live in space a lot.
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| Zap Rowsdower |
Posted on Oct 29 2009, 12:43 AM
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 The artist formerly known as Randomlurker Group: Members Posts: 25,558 Member No.: 73 Joined: 15-November 04 |
I dunno, while I agree it would come down to the big two shagging, I think Sparrow would be the one seducing Harkness, and end up on top. He seems the type.
The keg is involved either way. This post has been edited by Zap Rowsdower on Oct 29 2009, 12:44 AM -------------------- "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck
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| Knight |
Posted on Oct 29 2009, 02:41 AM
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 Guru of Magic  Group: Admin Posts: 10,126 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-August 04 |
Considering that Jack Harkness tried seducing Dr. Who on occasion, I'm gonna go with Spry's evaluation over Zap's.
-------------------- Bleep! Expletive deleted. Bleepity-bleep-bleep. Frak!
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| invinible |
Posted on Nov 2 2009, 07:49 PM
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 Postinator Group: Members Posts: 1,785 Member No.: 183 Joined: 24-April 05 |
I noticed that Captain Jack Harkness, Captain Jack Sparrow, and A keg of Captain Jack are currently tied for first.
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| Spriteless Girl |
Posted on Nov 2 2009, 09:27 PM
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Sage Group: Members Posts: 7,317 Member No.: 22 Joined: 6-October 04 |
And noone thinks the real Captain Jack or the real fake Captain Jack would have a chance.
-------------------- At any given moment it's hard to remember the headspace of every other given moment. But I live in space a lot.
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