Let's Play Pokémon Emerald 386!, Cause it's different from Emerald.

Let's Play Pokémon Emerald 386

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Table of Contents
Update 1: Introductions
Update 2: The Tiny Town of Littleroot
Update 3: Oldale Town is for Old Ale
Update 4: I'll Never Live This Down
Update 5: Where's Waldo Wally?
Update 6: Seeing the Forest for the Trees__________Bonus Update
Update 7: Rock 'n' Roll!
Update 8: The Goods, the Bad, and the Ugly
Update 9: I'd Rather Be Sailing__________Bonus Update 2
Update 10: Mountain Dewford
Update 11: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Update 12: The Quest for Dustox
Update 13: Hop on Pop__________Bonus Update 3
Update 14: We Were Lying About the Exit to Port
Update 15: Oceanic Minifacts!
Update 16: MY CURSE WILL LAST FOREVER
Update 17: An Unexpected Surprise
Update 18: Starting My Tricks Over
Update 19: One Path Below
Update 20: So... Much... Grinding...
Update 21: Moving on to Mauville
Update 22: Bicycle Race
Update 23: One Point Twenty-one Gigawatts?!
Update 24: Moves Like Breeder
Update 25: A Natural Disaster
Update 26: The Great and Powerful Tricksy
Update 27: All in the Family
Update 28: Resting is for Old Ladies
Update 29: Ashes to Ashes
Update 30: Judge Dredd
Update 31: Creatures of the Wyld
Update 32: Mountain out of a Molehill
Update 33: Not Much Meat to This Meteor

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A handy guide to how Red runs these things:

First is standard untouched text. This is used for my own observations on the game.
"Next up, we have speech marks. These signify my party's thoughts and responses to various NPCs."
Name: A name with italic text signifies in-game dialogue or text. I'll generally transcript important dialogue and any dialogue I find funny.
Finally, bold text signifies me diverging from the in-game text and having an NPC say something they normally wouldn't. This generally doesn't crop up very much, but sometimes you'll see it in there.

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Pokédex Stats
Last Update: Update 31

Hoenn Pokédex
Seen: 99 - Caught: 65

National Pokédex
Seen: 174 - Caught: 118

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Pokémon Stats
Last Update: Update 26

Penny - L28 F Rattata - Run Away, Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spe)
Mentok - L28 M Kirlia - Synchronize, Mild Nature (+Sp.A, -Def)
Percy - L27 M Breloom - Effect Spore, Gentle Nature (+SpD, -Def)
Halley - L27 F Ninjask - Speed Boost, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Mr.Burns - L25 M Magmar - Flame Body, Careful Nature (+SpD, -SpA)
Vinny - L27 M Wartortle - Torrent, Serious Nature (Neutral)
Roach - L20 F Quilava - Blaze, Careful Nature (+SpD, -SpA)
Bidoof - L20 Linoone - Pickup, Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk)
Yen - L20 M Meowth - Pickup, Bashful Nature (Neutral)
Redsilvers - L20 F Spinarak - Swarm, Bashful Nature (Neutral)
Sap - L20 M Grovyle - Overgrow, Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe)
Shock - L20 M Pikachu - Static, Quirky Nature (Neutral)
Dots - L20 M Nuzleaf - Early Bird, Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spe) *Traded*
Laurel - L20 M Bayleef - Overgrow, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Lolo - L20 F Lombre - Swift Swim, Docile Nature (Neutral)
Albert - L20 M Makuhita - Guts, Bashful Nature (Neutral)
Fluttershy - L20 F Butterfree - CompoundEyes, Bashful Nature (Neutral)
Alastor - L20 M Aron - Sturdy, Careful Nature (+SpD, -SpA)
Wadsworth - L20 M Wingull - Keen Eye, Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe)
Crackle - L20 F Marshtomp - Torrent, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Uppercut - L20 M Ledyba - Early Bird, Docile Nature (Neutral)
Rocketman - L20 M Geodude - Rock Head, Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk)
Buckbeak - L20 F Fearow - Keen Eye, Impish Nature (+Def, -SpA)
Joke - L20 M Poochyena - Intimidate, Careful Nature (+SpD, -SpA)
Stranger - L20 M Ivysaur - Overgrow, Timid Nature (+spe, -Atk)
Hardy - L20 F Croconaw - Torrent, Rash Nature (+SpA, -SpD)
Bakuhaku - L20 F Electrike - Lightningrod, Hasty Nature (+Spe, -Def)
Warrior - L20 M Hitmontop - Intimidate, Calm Nature (+SpD, -Atk)
Kafrizzle - L28 F Combusken - Blaze, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Mr. Owl - L20 M Noctowl - Insomnia, Careful Nature (+SpD, -SpA)
Burd - L20 M Pidgeotto - Keen Eye, Bashful Nature (Neutral)
Lala - L20 M Skiploom - Chlorophyll, Lax Nature (+Def, -SpD)
Husk - L20 X Shedinja - Wonder Guard, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Ramoth - L20 F Charmeleon - Blaze, Modest Nature (+SpA, -Atk)
Demon - L20 M Bellsprout - Chlorophll, Hardy Nature (Neutral)
Leviathan - L20 F Gyarados - Intimidate, Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk)
Queen - L20 F Goldeen - Swift Swim, Impish Nature (+Def, -SpA)
Megavolt - L20 M Electabuzz - Static, Impish Nature (+Def, -SpA)
Puff-Puff - L20 F Jigglypuff - Cute Charm, Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe)
Bubbles - L20 F Surskit - Swift Swim, Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe)
Kibry - L20 M Gulpin - Sticky Hold, Naive Nature (+Spe, -SpD)
Powerline - L20 M Loudred - Soundproof, Calm Nature (+SpD, -Atk)
Killer - L20 M Vigoroth - Vital Spirit, Calm Nature (+SpD, -Atk)
Palom - L20 M Minun - Minus, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Sting - L20 M Beedrill - Swarm, Lax Nature (+Def, -SpD)
Carmilla - L20 F Zubat - Inner Focus, Hasty Nature (+Spe, -Def)
Ginny - L20 F Jynx - Oblivious, Quirky Nature (Neutral)
Pound - L20 F Skitty - Cute Charm, Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
Titania - L20 F Clefairy - Cute Charm, Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
Keith - L20 M Taillow - Guts, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Sablehax - L20 M Sableye - Keen Eye, Modest Nature (+SpA, -Atk)
Jab - L20 M Furret - Keen Eye, Naive Nature (+Spe, -SpD)
Lucky - L20 M Dustox - Shield Dust, Quiet Nature (+SpA, -Spe)
Porom - L20 F Plusle - Plus, Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spe)
Creeper - L20 F Beautifly - Swarm, Gentle Nature (+SpD, -Def)
Lettuce - L17 F Oddish - Chlorophyll, Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe)
Ozzy - L17 M Volbeat - Illuminate, Hasty Nature (+Spe, -Def)
Sharon - L17 F Illumise - Oblivious, Gentle Nature (+SpD, -Def)
Benedict - L18 M Togepi - Hustle, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Eggwarmer - L20 F Slugma - Flame Body, Naughty Nature (+Atk, -SpD)
Gnatman - L20 M Venonat - Compoundeyes, Bashful Nature (neutral)
Rolypoly - L20 F Phanpy - Pickup, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Ted - L20 M Teddiursa - Pickup, Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SpA)
Mario - L19 M Paras - Effect Spore, Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spe)
Heno - L20 M Machop - Guts, Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk)
Slimer - L19 M Grimer - Sticky Hold, Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk)
Pignose - L19 M Mankey - Vital Spirit, Jolly Nature (+Spe, -SpA)
Buffy - L19 F Snubbull - Run Away, Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk)
Bombies - L19 F Koffing - Levitate, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Sally - L19 F Numel - Oblivious, Hasty Nature (+Spe, -Def)
Raphael - L20 M Torkoal - White Smoke, Quirky Nature (neutral)
Blitzen - L19 M Stantler - Intimidate, Mild Nature (+SpA, -Def)
Twilight - L20 F Ponyta - Flash Fire, Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe)
Ouo - L20 F Spinda - Own Tempo, Careful Nature (+SpD, -SpA)
Rustwing - L21 M Skarmory - Keen Eye, Hasty Nature (+Spe, -Def)

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Video Archive
#01: May vs. May (Round 1)
#02: May vs. Roxanne
#03: May vs. May (Round 2)
#04: May vs. Brawly
#05: May vs. May (Round 3)
#06: May vs. Wally (Round 1)
#07: May vs. Wattson

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♪♪Music Archive♪♪
♪♪Pokémon Emerald - Introduction and Title Screen♪♪
♪♪Welcome to the World of Pokémon♪♪
♪♪Littleroot Town♪♪
♪♪Rival♪♪
♪♪Prof. Birch's Lab♪♪
♪♪Pokémon Ambush♪♪
♪♪Wild Pokémon♪♪
♪♪Route 101♪♪
♪♪Oldale Town♪♪
♪♪Pokémon Center♪♪
♪♪Rival Battle♪♪
♪♪Trainer Battle♪♪
♪♪Petalburg City♪♪
♪♪Pokémon Gym♪♪
♪♪Route 104♪♪
♪♪Petalburg Woods♪♪
♪♪Team Aqua Encounter♪♪
♪♪Grunt Battle♪♪
♪♪Rustboro City♪♪
♪♪Hoenn Gym Leader♪♪
♪♪Set Sail!♪♪
♪♪Dewford Town♪♪
♪♪Slateport City♪♪
♪♪Oceanic Museum♪♪
♪♪Battle Tower♪♪
♪♪Route 110♪♪
♪♪Mt. Moon♪♪
♪♪Trick House♪♪
♪♪Pokémon Evolution♪♪
♪♪Bicycle Theme♪♪
♪♪Mauville Game Corner♪♪
♪♪Verdanturf Town♪♪
♪♪Route 113♪♪
♪♪Fallarbor Town♪♪
♪♪Cave of Origin♪♪
♪♪Team Magma Encounter♪♪


♪♪Entei, Raikou, Suicune Battle (RSE Version)♪♪
♪♪Saffron City (RSE Version)♪♪

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Future Edits to be made to this post:
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This post has been edited by Red Silvers on Mar 23 2013, 11:02 PM

Update 1: Introductions

♪♪Pokémon Emerald - Introduction and Title Screen♪♪

Dew drops fall from the leaves as our Game Freak logo fades in. Pretty classy.


Scrolling up from the leaves into the sky...


Just in time to see THAT fly past. What could it be?


Oh, I see, this is a game about a boy and his dog. What fun adventures will they have?


RUNNING FROM GIANT BUGS oh crap why did I ride down this field.


That poor bug is about to get eaten. Remember, there's always a bigger fish.


Why did I say that about the bigger fish! I didn't mean it, I don't want a bigger fish, I don't want a bigger fish!


*sigh* Now you're doing it on purpose, game.


Well, it's a nice night out, at least.


Wait, what's that?


Well, he looks friendly, right?


Oh god we're all gonna die.


After being blasted by a giant space dragon from nowhere, our title screen shows up! Looks kinda bland, doesn't it?


Oh, that's much better.

What is Pokémon Emerald 386?

Short answer here. Pokémon Emerald 386 is a ROM hack of Pokémon Emerald. The game is designed with the ability to catch all 386 Pokémon in the 3rd gen National Pokédex in one game. Kanto and Johto Pokémon not found in Emerald? You can catch them. Pokémon you normally need to trade to evolve? New evolution methods. Event Pokémon like Mew, Lugia, and Ho-oh, that were programmed into Emerald ANYWAY? You can catch them!

It's worth mentioning that I'm playing the Mantine fix version of the game. The original version of 386 was apparently missing the ability to catch Mantine. But I can handle that now.

I debated doing a Nuzlocke game, but since 386 has a lot more Pokémon to catch, I thought that playing Nuzlocke would kinda defeat the purpose of playing this version instead of the normal Emerald.

...Okay, so that wasn't exactly a short answer. So sue me, let's start this off!

♪♪Welcome to the world of Pokémon!♪♪

Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is BIRCH. But everyone calls me the Pokémon PROFESSOR.
...I'm pretty sure that you stole Oak's nickname. In fact, I don't think anyone calls you that at all!


This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. We humans live alongside Pokémon, at times as friendly playmates, and at times as cooperative workmates.


But despite our closeness, we don't know everything about Pokémon. In fact, there are many, many secrets surrounding Pokémon. To unravel Pokémon mysteries, I've been undertaking research. That's what I do.


Hold it right there!

So this is the part of every Pokémon Let's Play where they ask you to pick a gender and name our brave, silent hero. But not this time. Oh no, this time we have a gimmick.

You see, in Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire, when you pick your gender, the opposite gender becomes your rival. The original games even vary their teams slightly in one battle depending on which rival you have (it's a minor change, but it counts!) Of course, since this is an editted game, EVERY battle could be different for all I know.

Nonetheless, the two rivals do have odd little personality quirks that show up in the beginning of the game.


If you choose to play as a girl, Brendan will be your rival. When you meet him, he's disappointed that you're a girl, since your father is this badass Gym Leader so he'd clearly have a badass boy as a kid! Sexist jerk.


If you choose to play as a boy, May will be your rival. When you meet her, she rambles about how she loves all the Pokémon in the world and wants them to be her friend. ...She's basically the type of girl that makes Brendan up there so sexist.

So, which do we want more for a rival? Sexiest Brendan, who we need to show a taste of GIRL POWER to, or Bubbly May, who every time we win a battle we're hurting her friends?

...oh fine, and you can give suggestions for names too.

Voting for a male like I did last time. As for a name... I dunno, Vinny?

Yay, a Red Silvers™ LP!

Girl PC named...Penny!

Accident, or intentional typo?

Anyway, since I am lacking in the creativities at the moment, I'll wait a while then just upvote a funny suggestion later.

I have played through Sapphire as a female, and Red Chocobo did regular Emerald as one. I vote for male, as I won't know all the rival's lines before hand.

I vote he is named May for maximum confusion.

Female: Emeraude

(Does that even fit? I think the character limit is seven...)

I'll second this for shits and giggles.

I vote a boy named Raoul.

I just noticed. Pokemon is discriminate against transgender people! They only let you choose a boy or girl! What if I wanted to play a hermaphrodite, huh?

...Oh hey something shiny. What was I saying?

I... That's... Y'know what? Fuck this. I'm going to let someone with more patience do the education this time.

Also, I second (or third, I guess) Spriteless's suggestion.

I think the fact that the professors of the game can't tell whether you're a boy or a girl is more offensive.

I say go with a girl named Brendan with a rival named May.

You can't name your rival, Invin. Just your character.

And Algasir, to be fair, with the way the characters are drawn, there are no obvious differences between boys and girls except hair, and that can easily be inaccurate.

But yeah, either invin's or Spriteless' name choice works for me.

Did you try looking at their chests?

That sounds really creepy, in retrospect.

I would've said "waist".

I was talking about the sprite versions in Red Silvers' pictures. It's hard to tell in those.

Also, which game is the girl with the buns in her hair from? (top-right)

Black and White 2.

Basic definitions:

Gender is who you are. It's how the brain's wired, how you identify, things like that. Since we (should) treat others as conscious beings with identities and feelings rather than things, this is the one that tends to matter most. (Gender in general is not a synonym for sex; it's more conceptual and more dealing with masculinity and femininity etc. Plants have sexes, words have genders)

Sex is the physical aspect. It's all the stuff controlled by hormones and chromosomes and such (well, it's all hormones when you get down to it). Also often includes surgical modifications.

Gender role is the societal aspect of this. No matter what the gender or sex of the person in question, if they're wearing a dress they're acting in what American society would see as a feminine gender role. An example I heard a while ago about how gender roles shift through various societies and times is that writing poetry while holding tea parties is a feminine thing in modern American society but a masculine thing in Shogunate Japan.


Okay, here's the specific education:

Transgender is a term describing people whose gender and sex do not match (you'll often see the phrase "sex they are assigned at birth" used to highlight the fact that sex is very often not clear-cut and so the doctor just picks a sex to give the kid and chops up the genitals to match). Its opposite (people whose gender and assigned sex match) is cisgender. Transgender is sometimes used as an umbrella term for any deviance from traditional gender norms, but lately it's used only as a specific term with others listed under the Queer umbrella instead.

Transgender is not a third gender; many transgender people are men or women. Many are neither or both, but that is what makes them "third" gender (or fourth, fifth, etc.), not the fact that they are transgender.

Intersex is, well, I posted a really informative link a while ago. here
I'd really suggest reading that, but the short summary is that due to chromosomal differences or genitals that are shaped differently from the two textbook varieties, many people can have a sex that is different from the textbook male or female.

Since sex and gender are different things, intersex and transgender are two entirely unrelated things.

Hermaphrodites have fully functional male and female reproductive systems and if the condition exists in humans it is so rare that it's undocumented.


Not making assumptions as to the gender of the person you're talking to based on appearance is good behaviour. It is much closer to the opposite of offensive.

I get the feeling you've had that saved for a while and was just waiting for the right opportunity.

Also, you guys are silly voting for a cheap gag that will stop being amusing after like three updates!

Also also, breaking tradition, you lousy bums!