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Victor Null	Posted: Jan 31 2005, 09:16 PM
Veteran Group: Members Posts: 769 Member No.: 99 Joined: 3-December 04	http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?NewsNum=374 NASA scientists pull a scotty. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/29/iraq.bomb...ex.html/#marine luckiest man ever survives 9 bombs http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools...ire/3611660.stm Man puts Rocket engine on a wheelchair. -------------------- Vote! and Dance!

Ou des	Posted: Jan 31 2005, 09:27 PM
Clockwork Contraption Group: Members Posts: 20,946 Member No.: 18 Joined: 6-October 04	That must be the coolest wheelchair in the world. But this should have gone in the plug thread. -------------------- Dwarves are just small bundles of beard and booze and hate.

Victor Null	Posted: Jan 31 2005, 09:37 PM
Veteran Group: Members Posts: 769 Member No.: 99 Joined: 3-December 04	naw, this is for news. just news. The plug thread has other purposes. like for instance... http://news.com.com/Congress+proposes+tax+...ml?tag=nefd.top Congress proposes tax on all Net, data connections -------------------- Vote! and Dance!

Ou des	Posted: Jan 31 2005, 09:40 PM
Clockwork Contraption Group: Members Posts: 20,946 Member No.: 18 Joined: 6-October 04	Cause you know those century old battleships don't refurbish themselves ... -------------------- Dwarves are just small bundles of beard and booze and hate.

Drekal	Posted: Feb 1 2005, 10:00 AM
Birthday Ninja Group: Members Posts: 22,159 Member No.: 10 Joined: 30-September 04	Unless they are haunted! But ghosts have a good union. Difficult to make them do anything. -------------------- That which holds the image of an angel... Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan.

MikePB

Posted: Feb 1 2005, 06:56 PM

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I say! What a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"
--The Fourth Doctor - City of Death

Ou des	Posted: Feb 2 2005, 05:26 PM
Clockwork Contraption Group: Members Posts: 20,946 Member No.: 18 Joined: 6-October 04	This seems like a pretty accurate description of the problem of work. This post has been edited by Ou des on Feb 2 2005, 05:26 PM -------------------- Dwarves are just small bundles of beard and booze and hate.

MikePB

Posted: Feb 2 2005, 06:44 PM

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I love the Onion

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I say! What a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"
--The Fourth Doctor - City of Death

Grandmaster Jogurt	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 03:23 AM
Too few posts for a custom title Group: Group: Group: Group Posts: -1,635 Member No.: 2 Joined: 6-August 04	And you thought we had silly lawsuits before... -------------------- -- Let us all study the Panzer and grow into beautiful, healthy women! -- -- 100+7 -- Arc: Can I ship you and FZ? Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank. Arc: Are your panties still hazardous? You awake in a 10x10 room. CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12

MikePB

Posted: Feb 5 2005, 04:07 AM

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I...

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Hate love clouds.... *thud*

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I say! What a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"
--The Fourth Doctor - City of Death

LuppyLuptonium	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 04:11 AM
Transcendent Group: Members Posts: 20,093 Member No.: 6 Joined: 29-September 04	Some people deserve to be shot..... --------------------

Big McStrongmuscle

Posted: Feb 5 2005, 04:33 AM

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I'm on it.

*Cocks shotgun.*

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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta! What about lasagna? Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...

Forever Zero	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 04:39 AM
The REAL internet rage machine Group: Supermod Posts: 29,996 Member No.: 4 Joined: 29-August 04	I just hate people so much, it is impossible to express in words... -------------------- "It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." - Philip K. Dick

MFD	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 04:47 AM
THIEF! Group: Demi-mod Posts: 28,861 Member No.: 7 Joined: 30-September 04	... And so, my emotional high comes to an abrupt stop. -------------------- "The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep. - Go the Fuck to Sleep "Yeah, well. We're building a bomb. You do the opposite of what the warning labels say." - Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe

MikePB

Posted: Feb 5 2005, 05:31 AM

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And my mom wonders why I'm such a bitter cynical person....

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I say! What a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"
--The Fourth Doctor - City of Death

LuppyLuptonium	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 05:36 AM
Transcendent Group: Members Posts: 20,093 Member No.: 6 Joined: 29-September 04	Well I'm not bitter nor cynical..... I am not the type of person to actually think these people SHOULD be shot.... I'm the type to think these people WILL be shot...... So anyone have a sniper rifle I can borrow.... and some cammo, and some ammo.... and 5 bucks.... I'm hungry..... --------------------

Carmichael Micaalus	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 07:41 AM
Secretary of Maternal Relations Group: Moderators Posts: 11,170 Member No.: 8 Joined: 30-September 04	There's a saying my family has... not so much of a saying as a twisting of a proverb, but that's besides the point. Anyway, it goes "Let no good deed go unpunished." And that's pretty much what that was. But despite Life's best efforts, I'm still a glutton for pain. -------------------- Everyday I'm tumbl'n. "Is that person really an assassin? My god, times must be tough." ~Sherwood, Princess Resurrection "If any of you are charmed, rest assured I will dedicate myself into kicking your asses until you get better." ~Aschen, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier "The real world is full of tragedy. That's why I want a happy ending in the virtual world." ~Lyner, Ar Tonelico "If you get me out of my zone, I'm going to kill you so hard, the police will book me for a double homicide."

mordain	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 07:43 AM
Codewalker Group: Moderators Posts: 40,831 Member No.: 72 Joined: 13-November 04	...you've GOT to be kidding me. Good thing I had no faith in the human race before. But still... Nyrg... Man, I remember leaving random gifts of orange juice on people's door steps (don't ask, it... was a rather stupid joke)... should they sue me, now? O_o -------------------- Live and learn - or die and teach by example.

Spriteless Girl	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 08:43 AM
Sage Group: Members Posts: 7,326 Member No.: 22 Joined: 6-October 04	I read that at work today, er, last night. Damn, it's sad, america is both sue happy and relies on the old computer they have me babysitting. Stupid America. On a lighter note, Microsoft has little to no loyalty among it's employies. That makes me happy. -------------------- At any given moment it's hard to remember the headspace of every other given moment. But I live in space a lot.

Zap Rowsdower	Posted: Feb 5 2005, 01:34 PM
The artist formerly known as Randomlurker Group: Members Posts: 25,566 Member No.: 73 Joined: 15-November 04	Perhaps the Evil Organization shall fall from the inside, and the senteint peoples of earth shall be free once again. -------------------- "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck

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