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Grandmaster Jogurt	Posted: May 27 2012, 12:31 AM
Too few posts for a custom title Group: Group: Group: Group Posts: -1,597 Member No.: 2 Joined: 6-August 04	It's dangerous, but so's red meat to a lesser extent. If the donor of the flesh fully consents without the slightest trace of coercion* to having the flesh eaten, how is that not better than flesh taken from something that can't consent? The taboo's strong enough now that one can pretty confidently conclude that's the case here. The issue arises when you have a poor parent selling their flesh to some rich guy so they can get their kids to school or something, similar to how you don't want a society where the poor sell their kidneys to get by. -------------------- -- Let us all study the Panzer and grow into beautiful, healthy women! -- -- 100+7 -- Arc:* Can I ship you and FZ? Forever Zero: I should never talk while I wank. Arc: Are your panties still hazardous? You awake in a 10x10 room. CHAPTER 2.05 2010 10 12

Just Jon	Posted: May 28 2012, 03:41 AM
The Sexy One Group: Moderators Posts: 22,203 Member No.: 3 Joined: 6-August 04	The zombies have started. And they start in Florida. We knew this day would come. -------------------- No fanfare, no special effects... Just Jon Out of Context Quote: "God DAMN these electric sex pants!"

MikePB

Posted: May 28 2012, 06:56 PM

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...that seriously sounds more like a zombie attack than a bad trip O_o

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I say! What a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"
--The Fourth Doctor - City of Death

Arc

Posted: Jun 11 2012, 09:06 AM

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THIS JUST IN:Penguins get more sex than us!

Actually I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING does but still, penguins, you'd think the tuxedo aesthetic would make them more...gentlemanly(Not in the Victorian Sexcapade way)

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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.

Zap Rowsdower	Posted: Jun 16 2012, 03:06 AM
The artist formerly known as Randomlurker Group: Members Posts: 25,578 Member No.: 73 Joined: 15-November 04	The Wall Street Journal reports on the phenomenon that is fanfiction. Given the lack of actual focus, I think this is a classic example of "writing an article on the topic of whatever you were doing at the time to fill space on a slow news day", but I'm not sure. -------------------- "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck

Knight	Posted: Jun 28 2012, 05:28 PM
Guru of Magic Group: Admin Posts: 10,153 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-August 04	Reports from the "irony-is-dead" department. People talking about moving to Canada because of the new healthcare ruling. Top comment: "I'm moving to Canada, the United States is entirely too socialist." -------------------- Bleep! Expletive deleted. Bleepity-bleep-bleep. Frak!

Cran	Posted: Jun 28 2012, 06:01 PM
Roxas! Group: Members Posts: 14,466 Member No.: 42 Joined: 10-October 04	SOCIALISM IS NOT BAD. I WILL REPLACE THEIR EYEBALLS WITH SPOONS. Oh god I'm so sorry it's just I live in North Carolina and they're everywhere and and and... -------------------- Pok�mon RP Sprites Remaining: 113 Pokemon Online Server [Cran]: 71.80.115.158:5080

Carmichael Micaalus	Posted: Jun 28 2012, 06:22 PM
Secretary of Maternal Relations Group: Moderators Posts: 11,179 Member No.: 8 Joined: 30-September 04	Just remember Cran - Haters gonna hate. -------------------- Everyday I'm tumbl'n. "Is that person really an assassin? My god, times must be tough." ~Sherwood, Princess Resurrection "If any of you are charmed, rest assured I will dedicate myself into kicking your asses until you get better." ~Aschen, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier "The real world is full of tragedy. That's why I want a happy ending in the virtual world." ~Lyner, Ar Tonelico "If you get me out of my zone, I'm going to kill you so hard, the police will book me for a double homicide."

Zap Rowsdower

Posted: Jun 28 2012, 06:23 PM

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QUOTE (Carmichael Micaalus @ Jun 28 2012, 02:22 PM)

Just remember Cran - Haters gonna hate.

And the general principle is, the more people are outspokenly against you, nine times out of ten, the more you're doing right.

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Dark Hawk

Posted: Jun 28 2012, 06:26 PM

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Only in AMERICA.

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QUOTE (MFD @ Dec 2 2009, 06:36 PM)

I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.

~Good to see I haven't lost my touch~

Zap Rowsdower

Posted: Jun 28 2012, 06:28 PM

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QUOTE (Dark Hawk @ Jun 28 2012, 02:26 PM)

Only in AMERICA.

Nah, you get insanely vocal nutjob minorities everywhere. They just have more political clout in America.

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Arc

Posted: Jul 4 2012, 08:30 PM

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"We found it in the chlorine filter!"

(there was a web comic that jokes about losing Higgs Boson in the swimming pool but I can't find it)

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QUOTE (Bob)

Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.

Zap Rowsdower	Posted: Jul 11 2012, 05:52 PM
The artist formerly known as Randomlurker Group: Members Posts: 25,578 Member No.: 73 Joined: 15-November 04	Al Qaeda subgroup offers camels and chickens as a reward for any information about the hiding place of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Anybody else want to try and collect? -------------------- "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck

aturtledoesbite	Posted: Jul 11 2012, 05:55 PM
Councilor Group: Members Posts: 2,967 Member No.: 1,266 Joined: 17-September 11	I...what? -------------------- "Yes, the twelve legendary weapons. They are weapons. They are legendary. There are even twelve of them." - Sage Ghido, Final Fantasy V "Let's see... First, we have to fight in sync." "And that's where this all goes to hell." - Shiki & Neku, The World Ends With You "We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before! Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn. That's how a drill works!" - Simon, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Zap Rowsdower

Posted: Jul 11 2012, 05:59 PM

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QUOTE (aturtledoesbite @ Jul 11 2012, 01:55 PM)

I...what?

You know how, when you're ten years old, the mean kids on the playground will make fun of you by repeating everything you said in a mocking tone of voice with certain random words replaced by kid-scatalogical humor?

This is that. In international politics form.

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aturtledoesbite	Posted: Jul 11 2012, 06:04 PM
Councilor Group: Members Posts: 2,967 Member No.: 1,266 Joined: 17-September 11	So we have ten-year-olds running major political groups? ...This doesn't surprise me as much as it should. -------------------- "Yes, the twelve legendary weapons. They are weapons. They are legendary. There are even twelve of them." - Sage Ghido, Final Fantasy V "Let's see... First, we have to fight in sync." "And that's where this all goes to hell." - Shiki & Neku, The World Ends With You "We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before! Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn. That's how a drill works!" - Simon, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Algasir	Posted: Jul 27 2012, 04:20 PM
Green hair! Group: Members Posts: 30,789 Member No.: 140 Joined: 29-January 05	Nigerian man has six wives. He gives too much attention to the sixth one. The other five rape him to death. --------------------

MikePB

Posted: Aug 5 2012, 05:53 PM

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Shooting at a Sikh temple.

I... live not too far from here. I drive by the temple just about every day. I've talked with people who worship there. It just keeps getting worse the more info we get. This is... yeah.

My thoughts go out to the people and families involved.

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I say! What a wonderful butler. He's so violent!"
--The Fourth Doctor - City of Death

Zap Rowsdower	Posted: Aug 26 2012, 07:46 PM
The artist formerly known as Randomlurker Group: Members Posts: 25,578 Member No.: 73 Joined: 15-November 04	Man taken to hospital; pea plant found growing in his lung, having collapsed it. I believe I speak for all of us when I say: AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! AAAAAAAAAAH! Although not him, surprisingly, he's disturbingly calm about it and ate peas in the hospital. This post has been edited by Zap Rowsdower on Aug 26 2012, 07:47 PM -------------------- "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck

mordain	Posted: Aug 26 2012, 08:09 PM
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