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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:13 PM


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I'm sure we had somethign like this once, but I can't find it now. Regardless, I just want to point out real quick how HORRIBLY they're butchering Spider-man right now.

Okay, quick show of hands. Who thinks Spider-man got his powers from a radioactive/genetically engineered Spider?

Okay, now who thinks Spider-man actually got his powers from the Spider-totem, an ancient mystic spirit and that Peter is just the last in a long line of people to be given Spider powers?

Sadly, the current writer on the series has said it's the second one. Also, he's introduced a villian MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING SPIDER-MAN HAS EVER FOUGHT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!! that wants to eat the guy, and has recnetly bit out Spider-man's eye.

It get's worse. http://www.livejournal.com/community/scans...338.html#cutid1
The guy in the badages is Spidey, just so you know.

On the flipside, Cable and Deadpool is a really good series and they've started up another Evil Dead limited that puts Ash up against Wilbur Whatley and the Re-Animator.
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MikePB
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:20 PM


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... the hell? icon_eek.gif


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mordain
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:20 PM


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*reads*

I don't even read comic books and that makes me cringe...


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Dark Hawk
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:24 PM


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THE FUCKING HELL DID THEY DO!


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I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:24 PM


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Yeah, and they're trying to attract New Readers with this stuff.
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Dark Hawk
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:26 PM


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but but but the whole reason about spider man is that he does not fight for vengence, He fights so he never makes that mistake he made before with Ben. And and and they just ripped up his personlity completely. It's like hes Venom, but not as cool as he was than. THE FUCKING HELL!


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Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

QUOTE (MFD @ Dec 2 2009, 06:36 PM)
I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:28 PM


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Plus the fact that part of Spider-man appeal is that he's a normal joe that happened to be in the right place at the right time and got powers. Now he struggles with being a hero.

Except now he was destined to be a hero, he lives with the Avengers, and this was all before he became a freak.
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Dark Hawk
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:30 PM


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...*gets out some pitch forks and some torches* ANGRY MOB TIME!


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Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

QUOTE (MFD @ Dec 2 2009, 06:36 PM)
I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.
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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:31 PM


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I will say this though, mutant freak Spidey would make a great design for a Mortal Kombat character.
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Dark Hawk
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:32 PM


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yes *is still pissed about this* Spider man was one of my favorite heroes as a kid.


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Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

QUOTE (MFD @ Dec 2 2009, 06:36 PM)
I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.
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MikePB
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:32 PM


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Look, the organic web-shooters are no big deal, it's not like they REALLY changed anything... but THIS?

*sigh*

If they want to attract new readers, why not just get a writer with actuall talent....


I need to check peterdavid.net to see what he has to say...


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MFD
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:35 PM


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Lives... WITH the AVENGERS?

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OK, I can't swallow him getting powers from the Spider Totem. I can't swallow his stupid new stingers.

But living WITH THE AVENGERS IS TOO FAR! SPIDER-MAN WORKS ALONE!


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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:38 PM


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Not anymore. Spider-man is a member of the Avengers.

The current lines up is:
Wolverine
Spider-man
Captain America
Ironman
Luke Cage who isn't wearing any kind of costume
A Superman like guy caled Sentry
Ronin/Echo a really obscure Daredevil character
and the original Spider-Woman

Oh, and Aunt May and MJ live in the Avenegrs Tower as well.
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MFD
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:38 PM


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... That is so very fucked up.

Well, here's to the movies.


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mordain
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:39 PM


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*twitch*

Did they have a contest to see who could anally rape the series the worst and this guy won?


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Dark Hawk
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:41 PM


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........*twitch twitch* Anyone else want to set this god damn guy on fire. I mean MFD is right Spiderman ussually works alone.


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Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

QUOTE (MFD @ Dec 2 2009, 06:36 PM)
I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.
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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:44 PM


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Just so you know, the current Spider-man writer is also the guy who wrote Babylon 5.

Basically Marvel wanted names that people could recognize to bring in new readers. So they got him, and the guy who wrote the House party Movies to write Black Panther.

On average, Black Panther is worse and rascist. The author has responding to every bit of critisism (regardless to what it's about) with the fact that "readers just can't handle a strong black character."

Anyway, back to the good stuff, so this isn't a completley negative thread, Marvel megamorphs was rather intertaining. marvel Superheroes in custom made Mechs fighting Dom and Dr. octopus. Classy stuff there.
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MFD
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:44 PM


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... This is why I was always more into TV and movies for my superhero fix. I mean, my GOD...


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Alan Bates
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:46 PM


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DC is even worse right now.
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Just Jon
Posted: Dec 7 2005, 04:56 PM


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Oye, it makes my head hurt..

I suppose Venom is a pacifist and carnage a vegan now too?


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