Steve Irwin can't die. He's immortal!

I was actually pretty sad when I heard about this. He was a conservationist first and foremost...

eaten by a croc? or just a health thing. Shame for him to pass, yeah, he did seem an enduring figure.

Stung by a stingray. Apparently only about the second ever recorded instance of it happening. Poor bloke.

my little bro says it got him through the heart, hence the low occurence of stingray death.

Well, he should have remembered as he dived in, anything could happen in the next half hour.

Too early for crap wordplay jokes?