So hey.

What's up?

**looks up**
The celling.

Actually, before the ceiling there is a mixture of oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and other trace gases along with particulates of shed human skin cells, dust, mold, carbon, and other pollutants. There's a bunch of other stuff, too.

My favourite response was always "hard dicks and helicopters", if only for the delightful alliterative qualities.

I'm talking to my girl, so I'm sure you don't want to know "what's up."

You have a girl?


I shouldn't be asking "What's up?", I should be asking "how soon to armageddon?", right?

Tube socks count now? Since when?

"Armageddon successfully averted, Cap'n!"

You back for good, Mol?

Don't forget the always present pancake stuck to the ceiling.

Don't forget the always present pancake stuck to the ceiling.

Or the cat with the buttered toast attached to its back...

Trying to replicate flying saucer power supplies are you?

Actually, that would be the levitation through paradox method. Cats always fall on their feet, and toasts always fall on the butter side, so if you were to put a buttered toast on the back of the cat, the resulting paradox would cause gravitational forces to repel and attract the animal and the toast at the same time.

Thus, the animal would be suspended in the air.

Of course, this is only hypothetical. In reality, the cat would probably be sent flying at murderous speeds in a given direction, since the gravitational fields would no longer apply to it... thus, we move, the cat doesn´t, so...

**sigh** I'm well aware of that. However what would normally happen if you think about it is the cat would rotate, at ever increasing speed.

This is how Flying Saucers are powered, banks of cats rotating at high speed as turbines. Hence why Eye witness reports describe a puring noise. This is the banks of cats.

I notice that the Paradox method almost always involves a pussycat...