You Know Your A Anime Freak When..., lol

[sesshomaru]

1) You ask your boyfriend/girlfriend why the only "hot" guys/girls are in anime shows...


[Note: Will not help your relationship.]


2) You jump off a roof trying to fly.


[Note: Best to practice your powers to self heal first.....]




3) You run at a guy who just pissed you off and try to jump kick him.


[Note: When you fall 3 feet away from the guy, best to get back up and start running like hell...preferably in the opposite direction from him.]



4) You shout "Moon tiara Magic" and throw a stick at someone robbing someone
else.


[Note: GET PROFESSIONAL HELP]


5) You go around singing the theme to InuYasha while wearing a red cape and a
white wig.


[Note: This will not help you jump 50 feet in the air to avoid oncomming traffic when you get distracted crossing the street.]


6) You point your finger at your teacher after they give you detention for
daydreaming and shout " Spirit Gun " .


[Note: Will not get you out of detention, or help you get on a better foot with your teachers.]


7) You hold your beeper up in the middle of the street and wait for a Digimon to
appear.


[Note: Best to do this when no one is arround and preferably away from a psychiatrist office.]


icon_cool.gif You go into an FBI office with a katana and ask if they need any more assassins.


[Note: STUPID STUPID STUPID]


9) You go around throwing tops at people you hate shouting "Go Driger " .


[Note: Oh Good Lord...]


10) Your at a bus stop waiting for a 10 foot gigantic catlike creature to appear.


[Note: Best to bring an umbrella and some food , you could be in for a long wait.]


11) You travel to a new city and go around searching for " Animal Gods " .


[Note: Don't go to the local zoo and start talking to animals...Unless you have a thing for shrinks then go right ahead.]


12) You go into the local park yelling " Here Pikachu "


[Note: You will probably make alot of 5yr old friends...and meet a few very scared mothers as well...]


13) You hold up a Yu-Gi-Oh card and wait for a Dark Magician to appear.


[Note: Best to do this on a weekend and near a McDonalds.]


14) You ask your dad if you can borrow 5,000,000,000.00 to buy a spaceship to track down the galactic layline.


[Note: .........Hope ya like straightjackets.]


15) You walk everywhere carrying around a giant cross , smokin cigerettes and askin everyone you meet about information on Vash The Stampede.


[Note: Must be atleast 18 years of age to do this. (Atleast in the U.S.)]


16) You wear one contact and go around with a water gun looking for bounty heads.


[Note: STAY CLEAR OF POLICE STATIONS AND MAKE SURE SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS A LAWYER.]



17) You paint seven round stones yellow with orange stars and stand over them for days waiting for a legendary dragon to appear.


[Note: GET HELP AND STOP WATCHING DBZ RERUNS ]

lol one of my friends from gaia sent this to me a long long time ago and i found it agen in my saved messages sooo i hope you liked it lol ^^♥

[sesshomaru]

Ok sooo i made up some of my own and ya i know there not as good but here we go !

18.) You start having a strange phobia other opposite sex.

(note: seek professional help)

19.) You bite your thumb then slam it to the ground expecting a giant tode to appear.

(note: your friends now think you have lost it)

20.) You put a big bell around your neck and say nyo after everything you say.

(note: your friends will hate you if you keep it up)

21.) You dye your hair pink and run over to a emo guy claiming you've found Sasuke.

(note: stop watching naruto!)

22.) You get pissed at someone and exspect a anger mark to appere on your head telling them that.

(note: if you do this for too long you will pop a vessil)

23.) You log on to gaia wearing a helmet , expecting to be taken to the world.

(note: gaia and .hack are 2 different things )

24.) You stick your hand in the air during a fight and call out "neyoubo"

(note: i think you lost this fight)

25.) You dye your hair red and put on red contacts thinking you will win at poker.

(note: you are not Gojo!)

26.) You through a barbie on a table and stare at it expecting it to move.

(note:..........wow......)

27.) You spike your hair hopeing it will defy all gravity.

(note: you wish)

28.) You sneeze hopeing all the girl's skirts to fly up.

(note: what a perv)

29.) You put on a monks robe and to every girl you see you ask"would you bear my child?"

(note: dear god no !)



And thats it for now thanks !


and dont steal this from me !

[sesshomaru]

30.) You walk into a hot spring do some weird hand symbol and yell "sexy no jutsu" and think your a cute necked girl with pigtails.

(note: get mental help )

[FullmetalApollo]

31) You wear a bell around you neck and expect it to not ring.

(note:.....not unless you're deaf!!!)

32) You wear a UNBELIEVABLY short mini-skirt and expect nothing to show.

(note: Is there a Mental Doctor in the house?)


I Love this type of stuff!!! LOL!!!

[Hello Kitty]

XD haha i remember those

[rebel2991]

33.)You speak to stuffed animals or animals in general in hopes that they reply.

(Note:don't try this in public.)

34.)You drink blood and cut your hand on a katana in order to go up against your siblings.

(Note:Murder charges may vary)

[FullmetalApollo]

35) When you can recite episodes worth of dialog and act them out in public.

(Note: PLEASE CHOOSE THE RIGHT PUBLIC!!! If not......see ya in the crazy home.)