I got robbed today!, Yeah, it's not as fun as it sounds!

So I was working out and getting my lift on like I always do on Mondays. I came back into the locker room and noticed that the lock on my locker just happened not to be locked anymore.

I check the locker and boom everything is gone. My cellphone (just got it payed off with over 200 dollars), the got my sunglasses, pair of shorts and a t-shirt, I-Pod, keys to my dorm and my mailbox, my student identification, and the worst of all my high school championship football coat, which can't be replaced.

I really just want my football coat back. What's the chance of this guy realizing it has my name on it and just throwing it in the bushes somewhere?

Wow man, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. If you didn't already, I'd report it to the police. If the guy is stupid enough to wear your jacket, it's probably unique enough for the police to use it as a positive ID.

Good luck with that...again, my condolences.

Yeah, I filed a police report, canceled the cell phone so he couldn't run up the bill, and had to cancel my student ID as it had about 50 dollars on it that you can use in the nearby store as well.

I'm just hoping for the coat...

Another nice piece of information... The student ID costs 15 dollars to replace and the keys 60 dollars each as they have to drill new holes!

Oh, that really sucks! I am so sorry you got ripped off. But, at least you're okay - that's all that's really important!

Now, does this place have any security cameras? If they do, you could go back to the time index when you were there, and get an idea of everyone who came in and out during that period. Maybe you can get a visual on the chickenshit that stole your stuff.

Now, if it was me, I'd put up a 8 x 11 poster that read something like:

"To the dickless chicken bastard who stole my stuff out of locker # nnn: I realize that your crack-whore mother doesn't make enough on those $5 blowjobs to keep you and your gay boyfriend happy, so you had no choice but to sneak in like the gutless wonder that you are and break into my locker. Does my jacket fit your fat ass? Does your boyfriend like the cell phone that doesn't work? If I was your father, I certainly would not admit to it - in fact, I may just kill myself knowing that I brought such a useless walking abortion into this world. And I know that you don't have the balls to meet me and settle this like a man - because you're missing two things: a spine and a penis. Enjoy your trash, asshole. But if I ever catch you, your family won't need a lawyer to get you out of jail - they'll need a mop and sponge to pick up what's left of the bloody mess!"


Or, maybe something a little more serious? Anyway, I'd do it just to see if someone gets pissed off - then hunt them down and hurt them - off camera, of course!

(Please send chocolate. I am PMS'ing and I have no patience today for men acting like immature idiots - but there just seems to be no end of them!)

Good luck, Fro. Hope you catch the prick!

Aww man....Do this! That would get his attention.

Ahahah. I can ensure you Byte....not ALL of us are idiots....And....What was that other one?

I'm sorry you got robbed Fro. You know, you see about it all the time on the news and you think.....Na, wont happen to me.....Then it does and its quite annoying really.

You have my support. I hope you catch whomever did it and get your stuff back.

The law enforcement said that they usually find the clothes in the bushes or thrown somewhere around town when they search through it and get every thing out of it.

I don't want the shirt or shorts, but a high school coat that I had to win a championship to get has a bit more meaning to it. I didn't get mad though and I just kind of laughed it off.

I figured that if they stole it then they really needed it more then I did.

I'm sorry to hear that, it sucks

I hope that you can at least get your coat back.