I hate fucking Simple Plans music. I have never heard such whiney bullshit since the winy gawth poetry people wrote in highschool.

That's it! They must get mail that's all "Omg ur muzik speeks 2 meee! I rightz teh angst poms, red them! <3<3<3<3 I LUVZ CHU!" And then they sit around all "Sounds like a gawthic middle school hit to me!" and BAM next thing yanno there's bullshit like 'Welcome To My LiFe" and "How Could This Happen To Me" all over the mother fucking radio.

What's next? "My Masscara Runs Cuz I'm A Tragic Wiccan Goth OH MY GODESS" sung to the smallest violin in the friggen world.

Now I remember why I stopped listening to the radio.

On a random note, I was at a bookstore yesterday, drinking tea and reading a good manga when I suddenly hear...... "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME????" And I'm all WTF? So I turn around and sure enough, some gawth chicks fucking cellphone went off and *that* song is the fucking RINGTONE. I laughed out loud. I did, in that obnoxious "You're fucking *kidding* me" way.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I have no faith in today's music. 80's Retro and Bach, here I come.

There's seriously a song called "How could this happen to me?" *dies* That's too much.

Obviously I don't listen to the radio either. I usually get music because a friend recomends it, or something. I like some modern groups, but most of them suck. Good Charlotte makes me want to kill things.

Goths in general make me want to kill things, particularly them.... I can't stand most goths, and it's hard to believe I wanted to be one in high school. Ahhh, I was such a confused child. Did the gawth girl even notice you were laughing at her?

HOOOOOOOOOLD ON <333 IF YOU FEEL LIKE LETTING GOOOOOO. AND MOVIE STARS HAVE MONEY. And so on.

Yes, yes they do. :D I shall get the lyrics now.

I open my eyes
I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light
I can’t remember how
I can’t remember why
I’m lying here tonight

And I can’t stand the pain
And I can’t make it go away
No I can’t stand the pain

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody’s screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I’m slipping off the edge
I’m hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can’t explain what happened
And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done
No I can’t

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Don't you have a single perfect tear to shed for all the sad and tragic baby bats all around the world? I know I do.

XD I wanted to be gawth too. Live and learn, then get Luvs and such. Lets be happy we grew up and do proper things, like play online RPGs. Anyway, she might have, but she was talking to her DADDY, so I dunno.

My tv tells me that their album is called "Still Not Getting Any". Therefor, I'm suggesting starting a "get Simple Plan laid" foundation, in order to stop them from producing more wangst.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I know the song's story now. It's about drinking and driving. By itself, it looks like trajik gawth angst. The video is apparently a real tearjerker. Seriously.

THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE 'WELCOME TO MY LIFE". That song is just crap. But, yeah, prior snarking at the other song is done with X3