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Posted: Jul 29 2005, 12:25 PM
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((From the BH house))

Jaden skipped along the streets happily in a strange little daze. Sure he knew where he was and what he was doing, but that awareness never could stop him from getting lost in his own world anyway. So he pranced and twirled and occassionaly latched onto Pez to make sure he was still with him. He never could be sure with Pez.

"Hey punk, how's the kitten? She warm enough? I bet if we had a flamethrower, we could have an infinate amount of fun just turning it on, yanno, in the malls. Hey! I wonder if that skinless dude could be torched. I mean, he has no skin, so wouldn't he be constantly moist? Yanno, moist is a gross word. Kinda like.... trout," Jaden chattered in a sing song voice. Things were simply more amuses to say when they were put to a tune.

"So now where the fuck's the liquor store?"


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Posted: Aug 10 2005, 11:43 AM
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(( ZOMG X3 forgive me, but shit has to move *snuggles and runs*))

Apparently Pez was still groggy or something, or perhaps Jaden wasn't "making sense" or "babbling incoherently" again, because no matter what he did or said, he just didn't get a good strong reaction from Pez. No, Pez just seemed to be walking around in a half assed daze, and most likely only followed Jaden to make sure he didn't accidently die or so.

Such assumptions annoyed Jaden, because everyone knew only the Slayer could kill a demon, and Pez might look like Oz from Buffy, but he sure as hell didn't have mad slayer skills. Mad sarcasm and glarey skills, and sometimes he could stab, but not slaying. So really he was worried over Jaden for nothing, because Buffy was nowhere in sight.

"Well, um, you're awful chatty today darling, so I think I'll... yanno I dunno, but I think it's time we be speaking renege style, mon. I just realized I might acctually be a demon mon, cuz mon oh mon I wanna suck some blood. Blood blood blood, boy howdy, er, mon. Mon howdy? Hmmm. Point is, I still want to smite that heathen bitch that was with Tara," Jaden spoke brokenly, mostly to himself since silence was painful, and somebody needed to talk.

((anyone at anytime now yay_dark.gif;; don't all rush the topic at once))


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Posted: Aug 10 2005, 12:23 PM
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((I know I see this when ever I enter a topic, but I really hope you don't mind! (I swear, apologising is a British thing. ==wink.gif))

((Elisa from her Apartment in Dorian's building))

Elisa was still grumbling violently about Dorian Bytorn and his upper-class asshole guests while truding through the streets of Bayville, staring more at ehr feet and the concreate than where she was actually going.

Today had just been one shit heap after another. First woken up stupidly early, then being practically accosted by her boss in a fucking Jack the Ripper costume. Then the park, and Morgan. She doubted she'd ever get her clothes back, and she happened to like those jeans, and that shirt especially.

Still, she had to be thankful for something. They'd kept Dorian's attention enough so she could leave that goddamn building for a while and get some air. Air which she needed. That place was too goddamn stuffy for her tastes. And she actually found herself pining for her small studio. It may have been small, but it had at least felt more like home than that place would ever be. And something was telling her she was in something way over her head.

Hopping up onto a curb, Elisa looked up just intime to avoid a lamp post, but walk straight into the back of someone else, knocking them forward and herself back. Not onto her behind, mind you, but enough to throw her off balance. Once regaining her composure was complete, Elisa readied herself for getting shouted at by whomever she had bumped into, just what she needed, something else to add to her bad day.

"Sorry about that." Elisa decided to jump in first, and perhaps save herself from a drastic shouting at. "I wasn't looking where I was going, my fault entirely. You're okay, right?" She waited for whomever she'd walked into to respond, stuffing her hands into her jacket pockets.


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Posted: Aug 11 2005, 01:24 PM
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((From Acolyte Entrance))

"So that is the trick to getting them in flames, after you impale....HEY LOOK!!" Stoppping in middle of his "exciting tale" as he spotted the BH-ers and some other girl.

"Those are of the brotherthingy. You gonna love them Sparky! Maybe you will actually smile!" he said while waving to the others. "Hope they still recognize under all this disguise shit." he said to Alistair. "Get ready if they wanna fight, watch out for their frenchkiss attack." He said in a serious tone.
It wasn't that he was afraid, but it sure wasn't a nice thing to experience. Though he loved the originality. He really oughta try to freeze someone lungs or something like that.

"How is everyone?! oh, and I got booze!" He said, in his usual loud manner. "Who is this girly? one of you guys?" Not noticing she wasn't part of their team. Just someone who bumpde into them.



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Posted: Aug 12 2005, 12:55 AM
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((at the moment, I like using parentheses in writing. they're not "player's notes" or whatever. XPPP they're just helping my run-on sentences and rambly writing to be even longer. :D))


Pez knew he really should attempt to keep up with Jaden's ramblings, but the kitten was somewhat distracting. Besides he fact that Pez was slightly worried the kitten would pee on his clothes (which wasn't that much of an issue, since Pez wouldn't have any problems walking around naked if that turned out to be the case), there was the fact that it was winter and cold. Pez was not about to admit it to anyone, but the kitten was cute, and he was worried about it freezing.

Pez blinked a little at himself and his decidedly unmanly thoughts (after all, going 'aww' over a kitten was not very manly, no matter how cute it was and how secretly he did so), then looked up as Jaden started talking about demons and blood.

"Um, isn't it vampires that suck blood? Demons are much better at smiting though. So you probably are one, since you can smite like a smiting thing." Pez thought some more about smiting and blood and was about to say something random about leeches (while they didn't smite, as far as Pez knew, they seemed to be experts in the bloodsucking business), when someone bumped into his back and caused him to stumble forwards some.

Forgetting about leeches, Pez made sure the kitten was okay and still in one piece, before turning around and glaring at whoever it was that dared to do such a thing. His instant reaction of cursing the hell out of the chick was however pushed off track by her apparent rush to apologize.

"What, you're too good to use your eyes like normal people?" he remarked sarcastically once she was done. Pez glanced down into the bag again to make sure the kitten hadn't decided to keel over from post traumatic stress or something, then got ready to do some yelling and insulting for the hell of it. Not that he was the least bit hurt, but bumping into him like that was simply unacceptable.

The power that be seemed to like interrupting Pez today though (or maybe they were just bored of hearing Pez talk, it was never easy to know with such powers). A loud voice caused Pez to look over at the two people that'd been approaching. He assumed that the covered up figure with the loud yelling was Xaphan, because Pez liked assuming things and complete strangers didn't usually inform him they had booze (unless they'd already drunk much of it and was in a chatty mood, of course).

"Heeey, it's Mr not-really-faceless," Pez thusly exclaimed and waved back. If there was a possibility for getting some booze, Pez would happily (or at least patiently) wait with stabbing until later. Booze was after all one of the reasons they had left the house.

"This is Blind Chick," Pez informed Xaphan, then turned to Elisa. "Blind Chick, meet Mr not-really faceless and Other Dude. They've got booze."


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Posted: Aug 12 2005, 01:25 AM
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Just like that there was action. Not exactly the kind of avtion Jaden was hoping before, but what the Hell, at least people he recognized were talking. Well, less talking and more screeching and bitching and apologising, but Jaden supposed it at meant the same thing. Jaden smiled and folded his arms across his chest, somewhat excited now that *maybe* Xaphan made an appearance.

"Oh, it's the pretty blue haired girl from the cafe! Hello there! Pez can shut up now I think, yeah, Pez can. So do it," Jaden waved happily at Elisa after Pez was finished with the 'introductions'. Silly Pez, there was always time for good manners. He smiled prettily at Pez as he shuffled closer over to him.

Wrapping a somewhat protective arm around Pez's waist while keeping up the grin, Jaden nodded over to Xaphan and whoever in order to aknowledge them. He wasn't sure if they were looking for a brawl, or really were offering them drinks. Both were crazy fun, but Jaden didn't want to risk Whistle's health in order to put on a show for the passing people.

"Hey there Xaphan, that your boyfriend? Eh, ya could do better. We're fiiiine, I think you really hurt Donna though, and I gotta tell ya I haven't been bruised *this* dark since that time with the uh.... car I think," Jaden babbled happily at Xaphan as he discreetly stroked Pez's back. He had a sudden craving for bloody liquored coffee.


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Posted: Aug 12 2005, 02:00 AM
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Elisa felt like shinking into the shadow of a nearby tree rather quickly as soon as more people started to arrive, and Pez started to shout at and insult her. She really didn't want to get yelled at anymore. She'd had enough of people being angry at her and treating her like she was dirt.

And why the Hell was the guy who was covered up to face shouting?! If he pulled the collar of his jacket down, then he wouldn't need to shout! Common sense, right?!

But then Jaden recognised her, and Elisa lifted her head, blinked at him, ignoring the other people around. Now he mentioned her, she did remember seeing him a while ago. Back at Mute.

"Hey! How've you been?" Elisa asked, suddenly feeling a little brighter about things. At least someone wasn't going to snap her neck off for speaking. She turned to Pez for a moment, "I am sorry for bumping into you. I've been having an off-day. And as for the reason I didn't look at you... well, the eyes should give it away." She shrugged and then turned to the two men who had approached.

"I'm not Blind-Girl, my name's Elisa." She introduced herself simply, before turning her attention back to Jaden and Pez, noticing Pez checking on what looked like a stuffed animal in his bag. "Uhm... slap me if this is a stupid question, but is that a cat? And who's Donna?"


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Posted: Aug 12 2005, 01:58 PM
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I think you really hurt Donna though....... I haven't been bruised

"So you all got a bit bruised? Who cares? Tough it out! Besides you all seem much better than most of my clients. And I got alcohol! Mutants need to stick together and all that crap!" Xaphan said. "And got to say I was surprised."

He turned his face to Alistair. Under his scarf he made the shaking movement of his head in the kind of "don't ask"-way.

"Elisa, elisa, elisa.... did I ever kill one of those?" Xaphan asked himself. He did try to remember names of his victims at times. "O yeah, the second time with the revolving drum. Nice to meet ya, girlie!" He said while waving in acknowledgement of Elisa.

"It is kitten! Aaww, I love those! Hello little kitty." He said while passing Elisa towards the bag with the little feline. Nodding his head and about to stroke it with his hand. "They're so crunchy, it's their bones I think. But how about drink first?"



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Posted: Aug 13 2005, 06:54 AM
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Alistair wasn't happy. Not at all. There were too many people. Happy people. People he would much rather be killing than conversing with. If only Magneto wasn't so particular. Screw him. Ali was only along because of Xaphan anyways.

He shivered aomewhat under his coat. so what if it's in the 40's? He was raised in Kansas...that climate was more to his liking. At least no one was talking to him- yet. Meh, he'd worry about it when they did.

Ali chugged some more alcohol and set it on a street bench before melting onto the pavement. He remained a puddle for a moment, warming up, then half pulled himself up. He was still in liquid form, just with some humanistic features. This way he wasn't affected by weather unless it got in the -20's.

He slithered next to Xaphan and listened in on his conversation, still saying nothing, and not planning to until addressed.


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Posted: Aug 17 2005, 05:18 PM
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((Sorry, La, and Sugar... uhm-uhm-uhm... yeah... I uhm... thread... didn't want it to die, kinda thing-ness... >.>;; ))

Whomever the shouting man was, the blond and the guy carrying the cat seemed to know him, so Elisa guessed he was okay... maybe. If he'd just stop shouting. And the guy next to him... evidently a mutant. After all, not many humans could sink into a pool of silver goo.

Pretty silver goo, though it was.

"You killed an Elisa?" she repeated, blinking and turning towards the scarfed man. "Well... lets not make it another, hm?" She ducked slightly behind Pez without meaning too, now feeling somewhat uneasy with a self-confessed murderer near by. Regardless of whether he was being serious or not. She doubted Pez would appriciate being used for a human shield - though she had only stepped behind him beause he was closest too her. That, and she didn't exactly feel like fighting anyone more today. Physically or verbally.

"Lets keep the kitten away then..." Elisa said in a mutter, mostly to herself when Xaphan referred to kittnes being crunchy. "What kind of... weirdo eats kittens..."


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Posted: Aug 17 2005, 10:37 PM
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((Deleted two postings. Nothing important, me having a snit and Silver going whatever at it except not. Though please, in the future, if you (everyone) are told you can pass somebody, please say by whom. I needlessly got annoyed at Silver when in fact she was given permission. Smack meh.))

Just like that, Xaphan hit the bottem of Jaden's list. He twitched visibly and drew back in a small attempt to keep from slugging the man.

"Kittens. You dirty fuck," Jaden growled and sent Xaphan his meanest look. Not that he expected Xaphan to be frightened, in fact he assumed he'd only be mocked, but there were some things Jaden just couldn't hold a smile for. Threatening Pez, and threatening animals.

There was also the stupid silver blob man, who wasn't making things anymore pleasent by showing off. Jaden snorted in disgust, apparently today was a good day for the idiots to roam. Cracking a crooked smile, Jaden grabbed a hold of Pez's free hand and pulled him closer.

"Well people, it was fun, unfortunately I have no time for little freakshows like 'Goo' over there. If I wanted to watch a bunch of assholes show off their mad super powrs, I'd go back to school. Then there's the whole Xaphan really being a fuckwit," Jaden sneered while he slowly attempted to remove himself and Pez from the scene, backing away to the side. So much for liquor, now it just felt more important to get the kitten out of harms way.

He glanced over at blue-hair and promptly stuck his tongue out, "And you, well, I just thought you had more balls. Now you're like that idiot from the mansion, what's her name? I forget. Jesus, why don't the bunch of you get some pistols and pop 'em in your mouths. It'll save ya'll the trouble of breathing." With that, Jaden flashed his prettiest smile and made a mental note that Xaphan just *had* to go as he tried to drag Pez away. Politely hacking an ice ball in goo-boys general direction as he passed.

((*Note, not a hate post X_x, animal abuse/kitten eating really does piss Jaden off that much. X3 and they didn't leave quite yet if ya'll want to smack them. If not, they're gone.))


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Posted: Aug 18 2005, 09:46 AM
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Xaphan was quite happy at Elisa's reaction of him. Though he was actually surprised by Jaden's reaction. Removing his scarf, what would pass as his mouth was now visible, his eyes still behind glasses though.

"Jeez, good thing I didn't tell about the family dog then. Hey, Sparky!?" He said with a chuckle. "Loosen up, will ya blondie? Was just kidding. It was long time ago and my specialty is humans. Animals are too d*mn easy."

Noticing that they were about to leave, he realized that he made a mistake. He firstly thought of them to be more "killer-like". They did successfully attack him, after all. Guess they aren't as much fun

Throwing each of them (including Elisa) a bottle. In a way that they would either catch it or drop it, but not to harm them. He did thought about that, but experience told him that it always resulted in yelling and shout of pain. And that would violate the orders.

"Let's go, we got most of the booze and they're f*cking cowards. Guess you were right." He said to his fellow-Acolyte. Although it was indeed most sounding like a taunt, it was more what he was actually thinking. It wasn't really hard to see how Alistair thought of them and he kinda agreed with it.

((Not a hate post either. Slowly moving back to the warehouse, can still be spoken to))


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Posted: Sep 2 2005, 11:11 AM
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((Alrighty, while I gots the time <<;; I'll post biggrin.gif SUGAR is in COLLEGE by the way *nods* >>;;; and I'm sorry I bitched earlier, you can post out of turn. La's been doing much fucking up apparently.))

The seemingly smug way the bottle was tosse and Xaphan's comments only served to piss Jaden off, a feeling he was not particulary fond of. He scowled and snarled in an ugly manner as the thing landed at his feet and pondered over what he should do. Continue walking, or kill the animal killing jackass.

Of course, Jaden's arm decided to make the decision for him when he caught himself mid 'pro con weighing' throwing the bottle back as hard as he could. Letting out a string of obscene curses, Jaden vowed to punish his arm later, both for acting before he could finish thinking, and for being so damned weak. He'd have to figure out how to fix the latter at another time, as his mouth was starting to act on it's own too.

"Alright you charming little thing, I plan on gutting you nice and slow someday because you just aren't pretty enough. You, and your little bitch of a flaming boyfriend. For now though, I got a kitten to take back to it's mom, but next time I see you darling, you're dead."


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Posted: Sep 2 2005, 06:35 PM
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Elisa was midway through seething and wondering what exactly to do to both Xaphan, and to Jaden. She didn't much appriciated being insulted, just bcause she was worried for her own saftey. Her shadow was drifting out to objects around her of its own accord, acting with her temper, being more drawn to the tree that was nearby on the sidewalk.

"Please excuse me if I got a little scared of someone who practically admitted he'd murdered some one," Elisa snapped at Jaden, "its a natural reaction." She vaguely heard a branch on the tree crack as she fisted and unfisted her hands. "And you," she looked towards Xaphan, "you really don't need to fucking shout! Its annoying as fuck, you people are pissing me off as I'm having a bad enough day all ready. So, before I do something I might really regret, I'm outta here!"

Several small branches from the tree fell unceremonious onto the sidewalk, narrowly missing other people's heads and limbs. Elisa sighed, relaxing her hands as she stared at the bottle Jaden had thrown, momentarily considering attempting to smash it with her feet.

"As fun as this little meeting has been, gentlemen," she started speaking slowly, trying to keep herself from saying something that she would possibly regret at a later date. "Some of us have lives to continue with, and can't stand around decomposing all day." She stuffed her hands into her pockets, turning, and kicking away a stick as she started walking.

"Go and jump under some fucking cars, won't you. Moving ones, preferably." She added shouting over her shoulder, before continuing.

((She's not like... gone. She's still get-able and stuff. I'mma need to get her in board limbo soon-ish, though. Seeing as I'm going away on the 13th.))


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