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Title: I Know Who Put The Caramel In A Caramilk Bar
Description: I Know All!!!


Sid - July 28, 2004 01:23 AM (GMT)
HELLO!!!! *breathes heavy* I see you all changed the message board format around. Good for you FWF. If you don't know my name is Sid "I am the master and the ruler of the world except on Tuesdays when I take my wife to the hair dressers and then do run arounds to stores while she gets her hair done and looks all nice and pretty" Justice!!!!

Everyone wants to know who put the caramel in the caramilk bar. I know who and how it happened. They take tiny people and those people live in chocolate and they produce caramel. I know this because I saw them once. I was in WCW and I was hungry. Rick Steiner gave me enough money for a chocolate bar out of the vending machine. I went to the vending machine to see that Perry Saturn took the last Jersey Milk bar. What was I going to do? No honestly, I forget. Oh wait I remember now, I picked up that vending machine... AND I SMASHED IT!!! Then just as I was about to pick up a candy bar, I saw it. Tiny people walking. They walked around like normal people, only they were tiny. And you know why they were tiny? Because they made the caramel in the caramilk bars!!!

Stan Lane I still miss you. Remember the night we went out to the bar, you had on that pink flourescent shirt and I was wearing your cologne... I miss those nights Stan. People say I am Pshyco... I think I am more like Rhyno. I enjoy a Big Mac, with heavy on the onions. I need to have onions. Take care FWF... take care!!!

FOR I AM THE MASTER... AND THE RULER... OF THE WORLD!!!!

Musikemic - July 29, 2004 02:39 AM (GMT)
urg hmm.....jsut thought id through in that posting under quote Fake unquote names doenst work very well when it shoes the IP address...sid!

Jayson Chambers - July 29, 2004 04:28 AM (GMT)
HA!

Mike, you so funny.

I just hope Sid finds you funny as well.

That is all.

- JC




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