Yo, i'm telling EVERYONE.
I was working at wal-mart. If you value your sanity, or lack thereof, Don't work at wal-mart.
"Was" is the qualifier here.
But,alas, I am living the dream of every six-year old brat out there, and running away to join the circus.
No seriously.
It's great. I'm gonna get paid to travel all over the Western US and Canada, and hang posters. (Can't wait to get to Alberta. Drinking age being 18 = Aww, HELL YEAH, man!}
At any rate...
I've worked for this show before. Awesome job. Pays quite well, yadda yadda. But it's an ever-changing environment. Lots of random "you can't make this shit up" kinds of funny crap happens, so you had better believe that i'll spout it all to whoever the hell I feel like.
Plus, i'll have some extra time on my paws to work on my awful art, so... Woo!
At any rate, i'm done gushing about how much ass my life just started to kick. So, I'll talk to y'all later!
(And go watch Circus gatti, yo!)
OMG people actually do that? Woo! Go you! Screw Applied Geology, I wanna join the circus too....
Yeah... I leave tonight to go to Portland to join up. All i'm gonna be doin' is hanging posters. It's a bit of a lucky stroke that I still have my old (And good GOD do I mean old) laptop, because i very well can't bring my desky. But that's besides the point.
Cirucs life... it's all about traveling, entertaining, having plenty of free time, and smoking more pot than.... Er... Forget that last part...
In Portland today. Well, actually I showed up last night, but um.. "I fell asleep." Yeah, let's go with that.
Some points about circus life.
Look at these shoes! How big do these people think my feet are?
Check out that fellow.. His nose... It's all red... He must have a cold.
Watch them elephants. They ain't mean, but they're some mischievous bastards.
How the hell does she do that with her legs?
'Hey there. How about we go back to my room and we can practice your act, chica bonita?'
I smoked WHAT?
Hey kid. Gimme the candy. That's right, cry! Cry like the little bitch you are!
"Um... uh... HOLA! ME LLAMO DIOGI!"
"You know, I do speak English, asshole."
So... Uh.. Yeah..
Man, lemme tell you something...
PORTLAND RULES!
No, really. This place is awesome.
