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| Marurun |
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![]() Waku waku bijutsuka ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 418 Member No.: 22 Joined: 30-August 04 |
Here's how it goes, you ask a question like this:
Q: Where's my house? Then you answer it like this: A: Under a rock You can give any retarded or dumb question and give a looney/insane answer, or you could give a logical question and give a logical answer. It's all up to you, but please put a Q: and an A: with your questions and answers to keep the confusion down. Now, to start. Q: Why is SPAM called SPAM? |
| party_boy2 |
Posted: Sep 10 2004, 07:36 PM
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![]() Polter Giest ![]() Group: Members Posts: 231 Member No.: 21 Joined: 29-August 04 |
cuz' it comes from a can ;)
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| Marurun |
Posted: Sep 10 2004, 07:41 PM
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![]() Waku waku bijutsuka ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 418 Member No.: 22 Joined: 30-August 04 |
(Note: You must give a question with your answer, and please use the Q: and A: for them)
Q: Why do most people never read instructions? :lol: |
| Tonix |
Posted: Sep 10 2004, 07:47 PM
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![]() The silent howl beckons ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 1,080 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 04 |
A. Because they don't pay attention.
Q. Why are streetlamps so scary?! |
| party_boy2 |
Posted: Sep 10 2004, 08:30 PM
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![]() Polter Giest ![]() Group: Members Posts: 231 Member No.: 21 Joined: 29-August 04 |
cuz' were afrid of the light
q:what makes us wake up in the morning |
| Tonix |
Posted: Sep 10 2004, 08:39 PM
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![]() The silent howl beckons ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 1,080 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 04 |
A. Our brain tells us that it is no longer asleep and causes our eyes to open which causes us to waken.
Q. Why is the legal age for alcohol different in so many countries? |
| Marurun |
Posted: Sep 10 2004, 10:48 PM
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![]() Waku waku bijutsuka ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 418 Member No.: 22 Joined: 30-August 04 |
A: Not sure, but you can buy beer in a vending machine in Japan and don't need an ID. :blink: Though you have to be 22...? :blink:
Q: Does carbinated water actually suck calcium from your bones? |
| Tonix |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 09:05 AM
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![]() The silent howl beckons ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 1,080 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 04 |
A. I have heard that it does something like that too although I am not sure...
Q. Have you actually seen how fast-food joints make milkshakes?! *shivers* |
| party_boy2 |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 10:08 AM
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![]() Polter Giest ![]() Group: Members Posts: 231 Member No.: 21 Joined: 29-August 04 |
a:yes and it envolves a midget and an plastic cup
q:is peaunut butter made of real butter? |
| Tonix |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 11:29 AM
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![]() The silent howl beckons ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 1,080 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 04 |
A. Yes that and... wait for it.... peanuts!
Q. Do you think it's good to be unique. |
| Marurun |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 02:52 PM
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![]() Waku waku bijutsuka ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 418 Member No.: 22 Joined: 30-August 04 |
A: OF COURSE! If you weren't, you wouldn't be you.
Q: Why do salesmen always ask the same question twice even though you said "NO" in the first place? |
| party_boy2 |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 03:55 PM
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![]() Polter Giest ![]() Group: Members Posts: 231 Member No.: 21 Joined: 29-August 04 |
a: cuz' you must buy buy buy!!!!
q:why are most people in amarica are so fat and in japan most people are skiny |
| Tonix |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 04:07 PM
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![]() The silent howl beckons ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 1,080 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 04 |
A. It is the way society treats their people... if you are raised to eat eat and eat then you will be encouraged to gain weight elsewhere in the world it's frowned upon.
Q. What side is cooler good or evil? |
| NightSade |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 04:45 PM
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![]() Newly Dead ![]() Group: Supreme Moderator Posts: 17 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-August 04 |
A: good, because it is tough challenge to be one...
Q: whats the difference between a doughnut and a piece of bread? |
| party_boy2 |
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 06:18 PM
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![]() Polter Giest ![]() Group: Members Posts: 231 Member No.: 21 Joined: 29-August 04 |
a:more shuger need....more shuger....
q:what is pie? |
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