There once was an emu callet et tu

he said " my friend have I met you "

but the friend ran away

emu wanted to play

so et tu just ate you not met you



the first and worse limmeric to start you all off <<nee>> <<nee>>

There once was a shepherding fruit tree
Whose limerick rhymed on about me
Though a lime’s not a pear
It may still sour one’s hair
With a skillet or poem made in glee

fypan

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I think we will have to have a competition here to find the worse limmeric at the end of each month huggyem

what how when and if,MY thoughts are in a tumble the best thing i can do with them is thow them in the jumble >:dg:> banghead *diz

oh no i thow my good thoughts out as well help, il come back when i find them :( :( :( >:dg:>

Mary was not quite contrary
For everyone knew at the dairy
When milking a cow
She rarely said "ow!"
Nor spilled the milk bucket, no nary

:)

"Stop that rhyming, I mean it!"

"Anyone want a peanut?"

"Gaaaaah!"

Nebula came home from market
But didn’t quite know where to park it
While floating past Mars
She noticed Earth’s stars
And decided instead just to quark it.
:huh:

"Are there rocks ahead?"
""If there are we'll all be dead!"
:)

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nebs she didnt like it

the rhyming was so bad

she quickly changed to a different thread

boy was she so glad fypan

What can I say . . .

I'm not a poet
And I know it.

huggyem

poems here are oh so bad

nebs to have you we are glad

to rhyme so well we dont aspire

but your offerings we admire huggyem

ladypear trees got some pears not as nice as mine appemote >:dg:> see her branches al in a line >:dg:> look out shel give me a fine >:dg:> you didnt say it had to be good my dog likes trees ::47::

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on this thread all "good" poetry will be deleted ...your safe huggyem

I, as well, love Princess Bride

and so I laughed to see you quote

and I respond with an emot-

a smilie rolling his eyes... ::03::

honey bee honey bee, fancy a cuppa tea al you got do is come see me al my tea is free >:dg:> >:dg:> <<nee>>

huggyem Thanks LadyPear!


Ummm...umm....

Hair? Bear? Care? Fair? Fare? Wear? Lair? Mare? Flair? Stare? Dare? Rare? Share? Tear?


Ah-hah!



Thanks LadyPear
Your kindness cannot compare

:D

There's only one thing

That needs to be sed

Sweety is Last

Now get it in your hed




fypan

submit submit ,or il give you a kick or il make you pick up sticks ohhhhhhhhh im such a bully fypan fypan :ph43r: >:dg:>

oh poetry is such a bore

can you not all think of more ???


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It's plain to see

You can't deny

That I am LAST

Now don't ask 'why'



And if by chance

You don't agree

You'll feel my fypan

Just wait and see

Oh sweety he is such a wit

that fypan dont hurt a bit

but as for last

you must agree

it really does

belong to me <<nee>>

But to your claim

I must object

The final chapter

Isn't written yet

<<nee>>

it could well be

if you agree

and leave poor last alone

for me ;;643;;

Much as I hate

To bursta your bubble

You toucha my Last

You be ina bigga trouble



::stn::

trouble is my middle name

do you want to end this game? ;;643;;

A pear is just

A funny shaped apple

So with superiority

You should not grapple


So cease your folly

And you will see

Last is mine

By royal decree

:::plc:::

royalty sat on the throne

till it broke

then hear them groan

"I will give my last to thee

if you let me use your tree"

thus you see

what all agree

LAST IS MINE

by royal decree

<<pear??

But you don't know

The Queen, like me <<nee>>

I met her once

So there, you see!



We got on like

A house on fire

So my claim to Last

Is obviously higher

::782::

a house on fire is a dangerous thing

did you think she'd make you king

the dorgies have a better chance

so get off last or I'll make you dance ::stn:: ::stn:: ::stn:: ::stn::

But dancing is what

I do best

Now you've seen the best

You can forget the rest



I dance like 'Jackson'

So I'm told

So onto Last

I will hold ::782::

Well...................at least this thread has the right title................... rotfl

<<nee>>

holding last is not so easy

go get off or I will sneezy

a nasty germ I will give you

and turn you into another et tu fypan

For the very last time

That didn't rhyme

Come up with something real

Or my fypan you will feel

Northern Lass it's plain to see
Has the right to Last by royal decree
Charles and Camilla both agree
They told me when I went for tea!
<<lass>>

Alas, I fear

I am outclassed

Northern Lass

Gets to be Last :ph43r:

appemote appemote appemote appemote appemote

But don't let your Last

Go to your head

As the 'wisened' of old

Have often said



Last is such

A transient place

I'm once again Last

So get outta my face



I'm not listening

So talk to the hand

I am the Lastest

In all the Land

:ph43r:

you are all wrong its such a shame

and did you have to say THAT name )(cd() )(cd() )(cd()