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Title: Starving!


Northern Lass - March 2, 2010 07:19 PM (GMT)
)(cd() )(cd() )(cd() Lad was going to book a meal on Saturday, my birthday, in the new Italian restaurant here as we have been meaning to try it for a while. However, me being the Proverbs wife that I am **flw** I suggested we went tonight instead as it's their cheap 2 courses for £10 night. I phoned and booked for 7 pm.

We just went down and I've eaten hardly anything today in anticipation. The place was in complete darkness, all locked up and not even a whiff of pizza in the air! They had our telephone number and their answer machine says they are open Tuesday-Saturday from 6 pm. Do you think they have been abducted by aliens? Maybe Bucks has a theory??

I shall expect compensation of a free meal when I manage to get hold of them! :(

Ladypeartree - March 2, 2010 07:25 PM (GMT)
::434:: poor you ..are you sure you have the right time ??? I mean I know Lad ...did he alter the clocks to save some money ???? **bo**

Northern Lass - March 2, 2010 07:28 PM (GMT)
I have the right time and right day!! They took my reservation and also my phone number and there have been no messages!! We are having to make do with a take away pizza. ::bby::

Ladypeartree - March 2, 2010 07:41 PM (GMT)
**tt** **tt** **tt** just think ...at least you CAN eat take away


I do agree you deserve at least a free evening from them for such gross dereliction of duty .

It is soooo not a good advert for any buisness ::stn::

Scarletprayers - March 2, 2010 07:44 PM (GMT)
Tennessee Red Neck on her way to help! ::stn::

walla299 - March 3, 2010 08:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Northern Lass @ Mar 2 2010, 12:19 PM)
We just went down and I've eaten hardly anything today in anticipation.  The place was in complete darkness, all locked up and not even a whiff of pizza in the air!  They had our telephone number and their answer machine says they are open Tuesday-Saturday from 6 pm.  Do you think they have been abducted by aliens?  Maybe Bucks has a theory??

:<what>:

Wow. If something like that happened here, I'd just write it off to the Border Patrol (Immigration) raiding the place & shutting the place down . . . That happens to a lot of restaurants here and there's not much you can do when it does.

I can't usually afford the "fancy" sit down type eateries, anyway. The dollar menu usually has to do it for me -- either that or cook something up at home.


Northern Lass - March 4, 2010 09:23 AM (GMT)
They were still closed yesterday and no-one has got back to me. I heard from the Supermarket check-out lady that they had a rat infestation a couple of weeks ago.................. :o

Scarletprayers - March 4, 2010 02:10 PM (GMT)
Well good thing you didn't eat there then! :ph43r:

Northern Lass - March 4, 2010 02:31 PM (GMT)
:D <<tmbup>> ( could have tried their ratatouille..........)

Scarletprayers - March 4, 2010 03:05 PM (GMT)
**bo**

Ladypeartree - March 4, 2010 08:02 PM (GMT)
::frsnojo:: ::frsnojo:: ::frsnojo::

savedricky - March 5, 2010 12:26 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Northern Lass @ Mar 4 2010, 10:23 AM)
They were still closed yesterday and no-one has got back to me. I heard from the Supermarket check-out lady that they had a rat infestation a couple of weeks ago.................. :o

When I read the post i thought it would be something like that.

darkest_red - March 5, 2010 11:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Northern Lass @ Mar 4 2010, 09:23 AM)
They were still closed yesterday and no-one has got back to me. I heard from the Supermarket check-out lady that they had a rat infestation a couple of weeks ago.................. :o

Well...it worked well enough in Ratatouille. Apparently those little creatures sure can cook! :D

Scarletprayers - March 5, 2010 11:57 PM (GMT)
::frsnojo:: ::frsnojo:: ::frsnojo::

Butero - March 6, 2010 01:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scarletprayers @ Mar 4 2010, 02:10 PM)
Well good thing you didn't eat there then! :ph43r:

The only thing that would have been worse is to have eaten there the day before they were closed down.

Scarletprayers - March 6, 2010 08:43 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Butero @ Mar 5 2010, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (Scarletprayers @ Mar 4 2010, 02:10 PM)
Well good thing you didn't eat there then!  :ph43r:

The only thing that would have been worse is to have eaten there the day before they were closed down.

::frsnojo::

Northern Lass - March 6, 2010 10:02 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Butero @ Mar 5 2010, 07:57 PM)
QUOTE (Scarletprayers @ Mar 4 2010, 02:10 PM)
Well good thing you didn't eat there then!  :ph43r:

The only thing that would have been worse is to have eaten there the day before they were closed down.

Now you've got me thinking! The take-away pizza place where we finally got something to eat was next door!! You don't think the rats would have migrated do you............? **bo**

Scarletprayers - March 6, 2010 10:20 AM (GMT)
**fde**

Ladypeartree - March 6, 2010 10:33 AM (GMT)
do you like to see and feed the squirells in th epark ???




cos rats are just squirrels with shaved tails ""k345::

Scarletprayers - March 6, 2010 10:35 AM (GMT)
fypan

Ladypeartree - March 6, 2010 10:35 AM (GMT)
*diz **er** just trying to make her feel better :wub:

buckthesystem - March 10, 2010 12:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scarletprayers @ Mar 3 2010, 07:44 AM)
Tennessee Red Neck on her way to help! ::stn::

Don't forget to bring the spaghetti, meat and Italian sauce. Lass was expecting an Italian meal.

buckthesystem - March 10, 2010 12:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Northern Lass @ Mar 6 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE (Butero @ Mar 5 2010, 07:57 PM)
QUOTE (Scarletprayers @ Mar 4 2010, 02:10 PM)
Well good thing you didn't eat there then!  :ph43r:

The only thing that would have been worse is to have eaten there the day before they were closed down.

Now you've got me thinking! The take-away pizza place where we finally got something to eat was next door!! You don't think the rats would have migrated do you............? **bo**

That's it then. Mystery solved.

There was a rat infestation, rats cook really well (Red said so) and so the rats bit all the staff and now the staff have bubonic plague and have been quarantined in a "facility" way "out in the sticks" (because the government doesn't want the general population to know that the is another black plague in case people react badly).

So that left the rats in the restaraunt. Now they couldn't run the place on their own (because who would go to a restaraunt run by rats?) so they opened a pizza shop instead and use the building next door as a "front" while actually making the pizzas in the first building.

Good theory?

:ph43r: ::782::

darkest_red - March 10, 2010 10:59 PM (GMT)
I think Bucks has solved the mystery! :D




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