Toran walks in front of the camera, looking directly at it. Smiling, he stops. Walking to it.
TORAN
Here at my production company, we tend to make
some awesome stuff.
KEENAN IVORY WAYANS walks into view for a quick second:
KEENAN
That's a plug!
He walks off.
TORAN
And when we make this awesome stuff, we really
try to think about how awesome we can make it.
So here's a small look at what we're doing this
season for TV. To start it off, one of our newest
TV shows, Desperate Screenwriters. About three
screenwriters, obviously, it follows them as they
battle for cash in the hollywood biz. The producer,
muah, has said that it's based on three of his
friends in HTG! How crazy is that! See if you can
guess who!
Keenan walks back on.
KEENAN
This a plug!
He walks off.
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Shawn Ashmore, Colton Dunn, Autumn Reeser, Katy Perry, Matthew Lillard
Series Directed By: Adam Green
Network: Rogue
When!?!?: 9-9:30 PM
Why should we watch?: Cause some times, you have to live in other people's problems to get rid of your own.
TORAN
Next, is another one of our newest. Loosely based
on the popular book series, the Howling is about a
resort. Which may hold a horrible secret, that will
unleash hell. The amazing producer of the show,
say's it'll have touches of comedy, but will be an
overall serious show.
Starring: Shenae Grimes, Andy Whitfield, Rebecca Creskoff, Josh Peck, Steven Yeun, Alessandro Nivola, Scarlett Johansson
Series Directed By: Guest Directors (it's a secret!!!)
Network: DRTV
When!?!?: 10:00-11:00 PM
Why should we watch?: Because most horror shows are awesome. Examples? True Blood, The Walking Dead, Tales From The Crypt.
Keenan walks into view, once again.
KEENAN
Damn, this a plug!
He walks off.
TORAN
And last up, is our hit show from last season - Wolfgang
& Zombie! Which had great buzz, reviews, and ratings.
And do I need to explain how awesome this show is?
Keenan walks into view.
KEENAN
What a plug!
He walks off.
Starring: Thomas Jane, Kevin Dillon, Yvonne Strahovski, Rider Strong, Nick Frost, JB Smoove, Bill Hader
Series Directed By: Tom Savini
Network: DRTV
When!?!?: 8:00 PM
Why should we watch?: Because you watched it last season, and thought it was awesome!
TORAN
And we can't forget, that Blacula will finally get his
own flick! Sure, it's a TV movie. But that can always lead
to other things! Especially if it makes money! The story
follows Blacula, as he looks back on the reasons why he
hates Wolfgang and Zombie so much. Plus his former
film career!
Starring: JB Smoove, Bill Hader, More to be announced!
Series Directed By: Tom Savini
Network: DRTV
When!?!?: 8:00 PM
Why should we watch?: Because Blacula is the shizzle-nit! Which is good!
Toran looks to the right, waiting for something.
TORAN
Well!?!?
The camera moves over to the right, to see Keenan eating a sandwich.
KEENAN
Oh, right. That's a plug!
Toran rolls his eyes, walking off screen.
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