Hey there, Carson here and I am looking for the next hotter than hot journalist to write some articles for everyone's favorite almost daily newsite. At the daily we're looking for news and articles on soundtracks, hot stories on relationships, news having to do with music, cartoons and other fun and hot stuff. If you have what it takes, you will be rewarded handsomely, like me.

Submit all articles to me through PM. I don't use my e-mail account, that's so last year.

The next article I get will be paid 6 million dollars in cold hard cash! PM it to me, feel free to include a picture, but not needed. Remember to include your username and a pen name (make it witty).

No bites yet, eh? Okay, how is this offer? 9 million dollars for the next article I get! Just PM it to me. Thanks!

Okay, that did it, I got a ton of new content! 9 mil deal is done, back to 4 mil per article cool kats.