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It's Time for a Deforestation

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Dartcher	Posted: Sep 28 2011, 07:02 PM
Director Group: calanderaccess Posts: 463 Member No.: 766 Joined: 1-September 10	FADE IN: A man chops down a tree, the sound of the blade merging with the thick bark providing a loud echo amongst the eerie silence. Suddenly, a FIGURE comes out from behind the foliage, hatchet in hand. LORAX Chopping down a tree, huh? The forester, wiping the sweat off his scruffy face, nods his head, not even glancing over his shoulder to eye the Lorax. FORESTER Yeah. LORAX Oh... The Lorax suddenly swings his hatchet at the forester's arm, slicing it right off. Blood spurts out of the stump that is now his arm, the other half landing on the ground with a dismal THUD. FORESTER WHAT THE FUCK?! LORAX Let's pretend for a moment you're a tree, shall we? Let's pretend all of you are trees. It's time for a deforestation, bitch. SMASH CUT TO BLACK. -------------------- Dartboard: All right, should I watch Dark Knight, Scream 4, Date Night, Transformers 3, or Bridesmaids again? Blueothello: Break all the DVDs. Tape together the remains. Bikeshop: You'll get a movie where Ghostface is a robot who wants to kill Maggie Gyllenhaal, and only a fat chick with a van full of puppies can save her. CzarTim: WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS OBAMA DID SANDY HOOK

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