A man chops down a tree, the sound of the blade merging with the thick bark providing a loud echo amongst the eerie silence. Suddenly, a FIGURE comes out from behind the foliage, hatchet in hand.
Chopping down a tree, huh?
The forester, wiping the sweat off his scruffy face, nods his head, not even glancing over his shoulder to eye the Lorax.
The Lorax suddenly swings his hatchet at the forester's arm, slicing it right off. Blood spurts out of the stump that is now his arm, the other half landing on the ground with a dismal THUD.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Let's pretend for a moment you're a tree, shall we? Let's pretend all of you are trees. It's time for a deforestation, bitch.
SMASH CUT TO BLACK.
Dartboard: All right, should I watch Dark Knight, Scream 4, Date Night, Transformers 3, or Bridesmaids again?
Blueothello: Break all the DVDs. Tape together the remains.
Bikeshop: You'll get a movie where Ghostface is a robot who wants to kill Maggie Gyllenhaal, and only a fat chick with a van full of puppies can save her.
CzarTim: WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS OBAMA DID SANDY HOOK