Title: Penguin Island
Script: Not written yet
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Penguin Island was originally an island reference in my film "Pedro Must Die" also a reference in "Saving William Shatner 2."
Pitch: There is an island where penguins live. However, this isn't a kid friendly island where the kids can pet the penguins and play with them and it rains candy lollypops and gum drops. Oh, no, any kid that comes within twenty yards of this island is immediately shot dead. These penguins don't like to fuck around. These penguins are foul mouthed, French penguins who love to drink and smoke and torture humans on their island. They have many humans on the island that they like to torture. The island runs like regular home areas as they film movies and TV Shows to their liking, so most of the shows and movies are bloody as hell.
For instance, they film a movie and force Emilio Estevez and Joshua Jackson to appear in it. The film is called "Mighty Ducks: Blood Sport." The goal is to force Emilio and Joshua to beat each other to death with hockey sticks so they never have to watch another Mighty Ducks movie ever again.
Other island members include William Shatner, who believes now that he is a Jamaican stoner and talks in that accent the entire time. He has no idea who he is. Charlie Sheen is also on the island and is the penguins link to crack. He is the drug dealer.
The penguins also have a HUGE party every year where they sacrifice the humans to the Taco Queen. The humans are made into Tacos and fed to the Taco Queen. The Taco Queen is the true ruler of this island. Also she is fat as hell, stupid and loves the Tacos, so obviously this is Rosie O'Donnell.
A group of human survivors try to escape the island and back to the main land to escape this island. Will they make it or is it their inevitable doom to be turned into tacos and fed to Rosie O'Donnell, the taco muncher.
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