An Interview With Parker PoseySo, Parker, how are you today?
Better than you.To start out with - what is Amy like in person?
She's a nice dog. Very neurotic though.Like you?
Man, don't burn that bridge. I'll bite. So, how many films have you done with Pedro?
I lost count. Did some of those film protectors films, Amy films, a bunch others. Don't know.How do you prepare for an Amy role?
Since most of them involve cocaine - a lot of cocaine.But they're voice roles.
Your point?How do you prepare for your roles in the Serial Killing series?
By murdering republicans.Laughs
Parker remains silent. Can you tell me anything about this new Serial Killing film?
Sure, it's the fourth in the series. Right now, this film focuses more on Penny and Kevin killing their prey. There are also some nice sequences where Kevin and Penny have to deal with parent teacher conferences. Do you kill any of the teachers or parents?
No. Fuck is wrong with you?Can you tell us what to expect from further Serial Killing films?
Kevin will have to deal with the fall out of a previous kill he made as the cops start to investigate and I learn that there may be another serial killer out there.You and Kevin end up falling love as seen in the first film. Any idea when that will happen?
Sometime in the future films. Probably not in number 5. More likely 6 or 7. We've got a while to go. The book is up to 200 pages that we're shooting and we've got a while to go.Any idea what life will be like when you and Kevin are together?
We end up getting married. We act like a regular normal couple, who are serial killers though. The fights we get into are deciding who gets to kill that night. Do you think your son will find out you're a serial killer?
That's the one thing Penny doesn't want. She will keep him out of that life at any means necessary. What upcoming projects do you have with Pedro?
Besides Serial Killing? I'll be in 'The Hangover,' which is an all female take on the films of the same name. Also will be in 'Grassman,' an original super hero movie. I was just taken out of 'Toy Story 4' - because of scheduling conflicts. Hangover will probably be out in 2014. Grassman in 2013.Thanks for your time
Go fuck yourself.Serial Killing For Dummies 4 - July 20th