Small War Tasslehoff vs the MA

I know. Being older rocks.

It doesn't really matter. You can be intelligent without being older. Older people may have more experience, but that doesn't always mean they are more intelligent.

Not always. But in this case.

yes, in this case it makes a big difference.

GR this is the truth, Taledin is smarter than you. Get over it.

Did I ever say otherwise

glad you admit it.

Ive never said your not smarter than me. Im just not stupid.

lol I could start an argument, but I'll let this one lie.

I nominate Goron Red for war mod!

(No, GR did not edit this post.)

Ummm. Which war?

any war without a mod

I second the nomination.

Hmm... I guess he can mod one. *Votes for GR*

All right, the mountain war is modded!

Glossary: ZI = Zora illusions GI: Goron illusions

Step One: Fakers...

It was a peaceful day all around Hyrule... the sun was in the air, a gentle breeze pleased all. It seemed like a quiet day.... but it wasn't...

Deep within the shadow temple, sheikahs were stirring, charging and casting their illusions magic. Out of then air, ZI's of Sacred Sturgeon's men. Within the army were scattered real Zoras. When the mages made as many illusions as they could, they quickly camouflaged themselves as the area around them. They slowly marched towards Death Mountain. Unbeknownst to the army, they were being watched. Poes emerged from the shadows. They slowly went to Zora’s Domain.

Step two, A scarring performance.

Upon the entrance to Dodongo’s Cavern, A Goron stops the army and asked them why on earth Sacred Sturgeons’ men would be doing all the way from the domain. In a troubled and afraid voice, one of the ZI’s announced that Goron Red attacked them, showing a piece of Goron Red’s armor as proof. Surprised, the Goron runs to tell King Dodongo. After he hears the story, He is a tad suspicious, and denies them access at first. Suddenly, an explosion is heard. Startled, King Dodongo sends some of his gorons down to inspect whatever happened.

When they return, they inform the King that they spotted GI’s men guarding a pathway to kakariko village, now sealed off by rock. The King is now convinced and allows the ZI’s safe haven.

Step three: Alls well that ends badly…

In the depths of midnight, Sheikahs sneak off too the shadow temple and return with bombs. For a few hours, every thing seems to go as planned…

Until something dreadful happened, One of the Sheikahs lost their footing, collapsing on the ground. A Lizafoe archer on guard duty immediately hears this and fires at the direction of the sound. It misses the sheikahs. However, the arrow hits the bomb the sheikahs had drooped, and it exploded. The smoke causes outlines of the Sheikahs to appear. The nearby guards shoot them down. One Goron runs to King Dodongo and alerts them.

King Dodongo realizes now that he has been tricked, and Sends gorons to eliminate the ZI’s. An arrow is shot through one, but it disappears mysteriously. The Zoras are up and about now, but only to see Gorons and Lizafoe charge through them. All of the illusions are destroyed, except for one real Zora. With his dying breath, he fires an arrow at one of the illusionary bombs. It misses it, but manages to ignite one of them. Quickly realizing what on Hyrule just happened, Grass’ men immediately run for the exit. Most troops make it out alive before a series of explosions is heard. With a deep rumble, rocks start piling up the entrance.


Stage four: the invisible guys.

The invisible poes have reached Zora’s domain by now, and informs Sacred Sturgeon of what happened.





The Result….. It’s a draw!

Casualties for Taledin

His attack force is completely destroyed.

Casualties for Grass and Goron red:

4000 gorons
500 redeads
1000 Lizafoe swordsmen

Dodongo’s Cavern is completely sealed off.


The good for them:

Sacred Sturgeon knows everything.


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Compltly fair. any complaints?

Not as bad as I thought it would be *mutters*

Meh. Not bad at all. Good modding.

EDIT: Actually, did grass even post a strategy?

I gotta say a few things:

1) Grass never even posted a strategy so that makes this modding irrelevant really.

2) I believe everyone agreed GR needed to rework his strategy a bit.

3) My mages would not be so clumsy as to slip, nor would this cause an illusion to be dispelled.

I don't like this modding at all.

MY TRAINED MAGES WHO SPEND YEARS TRAINING IN ILLUSION AND THE DARK ARTS SLIPPED BECAUSE THEY ISERS STUDPIED!

Yeah, they wouldn't slip. I mean, come on. You train mages to illusion and darkness and they slip? Doubt it.

And like Taledin said, it can't be modded yet.

Ya they mages are like. "I was trained as the ultimate illusion warrior of darkness." He starts walking. *trips* Oh crap.

Ah well Grass doesn't have a strategy and GR needs to re-work his. bye bye work. *flushes modded war down the toilet*

I thought Gr revised his stratgey, considering I saw a part two in there...
way to ruin a person's hard work... I'll change it.

Bladewave you cannot do it yet. We still need to get a strategy from Grass.

I TASSLEHOFF HEREBY RECALL ANY UNMODDED ASSAULTS

What's up with that Tasslehoff? You're not going to attack the forest temple of the mountain anymore? weird.

and unexpected... what exactly happened?

I have my reasons.