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Master of the House, Thenardier, Thenardiess, Ensemble| EponineJavert |
Posted: Jul 28 2007, 08:18 PM
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French Cosette  Group: Casting Director Posts: 502 Member No.: 1 Joined: 29-March 07  |
Characters: Thenardier, Thenardiess, Drinkers, Diners, Young Couple, Entire Ensemble
Backing track with me singing the chorus Lyrics: Thenardier: Welcome monsieur Sit yourself down And meet the best Innkeeper in town As for the rest All of them crooks Rooking their guests And cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to a friend a favour Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price Master of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em Of a sou, or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Picking up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases *****! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Thenardier & Chorus: Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passer-by To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone Thenardier: But lock up your valises *****! Won't I skin you to the bone! Enter, monsieur Lay down yer load Unlace yer boots And rest from the road This weighs a ton Travel's a curse But here we strive To lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages With this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side Charge 'em for the lice Extra for the mice Two per cent for looking in the mirror Twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three per cent for sleeping with the window Shut When it comes to fixing prices There are lots of tricks he knows How it all increases All those bits and pieces *****! It's amazing how it grows! Thenardier & Chorus: Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passer-by to pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And life-long mate Everybody's boon companion Gives 'em everything he's got Thenardier: Dirty bunch of geezers *****! What a sorry little lot! Thenardiess: I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? 'Master of the house'? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher And lifelong **** Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse God knows have I've lasted Living with this ******* in the house! Thenardier & Chorus: Master of the house! Thenardiess: Master and a half! Thenardier & Chorus: Comforter, philosopher Thenardiess: Don't make me laugh! Thenardier & Chorus: Servant to the poor, Butler to the great Thenardiess: Hypocrite and toady And inebriate! Thenardier & Chorus: Everybody bless the landlord Everybody bless his spouse Thenardier: Everybody raise a glass! Thenardiess: Raise it up the master's ***! All: Everybody raise a glass ter the master of the house! |
   
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Posted: Feb 18 2008, 04:53 AM
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http://www.esnips.com/doc/334ead1b-a9ec-44...er-of-the-house!
Thenardier's part done w/ one background melody |
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| EponineJavert |
Posted: Feb 18 2008, 05:46 AM
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French Cosette Group: Casting Director Posts: 502 Member No.: 1 Joined: 29-March 07 |
Thank you very much!
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Posted: Mar 11 2008, 08:17 AM
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English Mme Thenardier Group: Actor Posts: 129 Member No.: 21 Joined: 11-December 07 |
Afraid the link has done a Javert.
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| EponineJavert |
Posted: Mar 13 2008, 03:56 AM
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French Cosette Group: Casting Director Posts: 502 Member No.: 1 Joined: 29-March 07 |
Argh! Do you remember who posted it?
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Posted: Mar 13 2008, 07:29 AM
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English Mme Thenardier Group: Actor Posts: 129 Member No.: 21 Joined: 11-December 07 |
Well according to the cast list, cytriplethreat's brother is Thenardier. So you could PM him and ask him to upload the song again. *crosses fingers*
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| EponineJavert |
Posted: Mar 13 2008, 11:14 PM
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French Cosette Group: Casting Director Posts: 502 Member No.: 1 Joined: 29-March 07 |
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Posted: Mar 22 2008, 10:53 AM
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English Mme Thenardier Group: Actor Posts: 129 Member No.: 21 Joined: 11-December 07 |
I'm just listening to MotH now, and I must say that cytriple's brother is great as Thenardier!
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| EponineJavert |
Posted: Mar 23 2008, 04:43 AM
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French Cosette Group: Casting Director Posts: 502 Member No.: 1 Joined: 29-March 07 |
I most definitely agree!
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