Uhm...hi!
I don't know anyone ever goes on here...
And yeah, i'm new. Yaaaay me!
So, this is my first MST, they get better. ...Tell me how bad it is... Mian x

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My first MST...I hope i did it right. Enjoy! Mian

The Info...
MST3K and all related concepts belongs to Best Brains Inc.
Daisy and the other MSTers (+Axai) belong to me.
Cloud, Aeris and all related places and characters belong to Squaresoft.

Don't sue!

Fanfic: How Love is Lost

Author: d_Galloway

I found this fic on: www.rpgclassics.com

MSTed by: Mian

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A small girl with green pigtails bangs on her cell bars.

Daisy: Lemme OUT already! *Screams*

A mysterious figure appears...

Daisy: FINALLY! You took your time, Axai.

Axai: MWAHA! Us bad guys have lots to do y'know... *Unlocks cell door* Move it loser.

He leads her to a small cinema, conveniently located in a nearby dungeon.

Daisy: Quit pushing! I'm going... *enters cinema*

2 others are already sat in a row near the front. One, a woman with long black hair, looks up.

Woman-with-long-black-hair: I suppose that's our co-prisoner...*Daisy trips and Axai falls over her*
She seems...fun.

The other, a man with short red hair, smirks.

Man-with-short-red-hair: *smirks* Looking forward to this, Xia?

Xia: Yes. More than anything.

Daisy and Axai have made it to the row.

Daisy: Hee hee! Yaaaay movies! C'mon Axai!!! *Notices the others* Oh! I'm Daisy.

Man-with-short-red-hair: I don't care. MOIST!

Xia: I'm Xia and this is Red.

Daisy: *Covering head with arms* M-M-MOIST?!

Xia: He has this...disorder.

Red: I do not... BUTTPLUG!

Axai: *Clears throat* Uhm...MWAHAHA! You're here to SUFFER! For being such terrible influences on society,
I'm going to punish you by making you watch TERRIBLE fanfics! MWAHAHA! *cough*

All: *Roll eyes*

Daisy: Riiight.

Xia: Sure.

Red: ...TOXIC WASTE.

Axai: MWAHA! You'll be sorry. *Exits cinema, locking door. Very obviously*

Xia: Dai-

Daisy: SHHHH! It's starting!!

>How Love is Lost

Xia: I was gonna warn you...

>by d_Galloway

Xia: This won't be fun.

>Cloud walked alone into the water. The others were still waiting at the Highwind.
Waiting for him to finish the work he had decided to complete.

Daisy: Well. That's informative.

>He held out the life materia. The water began to ripple and sway violently.

Xia: It was drunk.

>Then it began to bubble,

Xia: Very drunk.

>as mist slowly rose from its top like steam from a boiling pot.
The sky grew dark, as even the sun was blocked out.

Daisy: Oooh...mist....steam....sky....sun....*Eyes glaze*

Xia: Daisy? It's hardly started...DAISY?! *Smacks Daisy*

>Then a beam of light rushed out of the materia and pierced the water.

Daisy: Ouch...AH! MORE SPECIAL EFFECTS!

>It burrowed its way straight to the bottom,

Red: *As beam of light* This be good water...no roots or stones, good clean diggin'.

>where she lay,

Daisy: Oooh...'she'...

>not the slightest bit decomposed, like still in an endless dream.

Xia: She was like...totally still! In like...an endless dream! *files nails*

>The light went straight into her heart,

Red: *As 'she'* Ouch Light! That's the second time this week...watch where you're driving!

>and began to raise her out of the water.

Daisy: Ahhh...'her'...

>Cloud watched in amazement

Xia: *As Cloud* Quite frankly, i'm amazed!

>as she was carried overhead and placed softly on the ground, as if by invisible hands.

Daisy: Thank you for flying with Invisible Hands AirwaysTM. Please be careful when retrieving items stored
in the overhead compartments.

>Cloud watched the beam of light move along with her body, before finally dissapearing.

Red: *As beam of light* C'mon lads, i've found er KIDNEYS!

>Then she began to stir.

Daisy: Is it twice clockwise then once anti clockwise? I was never good at baking...

>"It worked!" shouted Cloud. Aeris was alive again. At last, they could be together.

Daisy: Bringing someone back from a peaceful rest just so you can do them? That's pretty selfish.

Xia: They wanted to be 'together' It's love Daisy!

Daisy: *Throws fan at screen* Screw love! He wants in her pants.

>"Cloud?" said Aeris, still regaining her strength after her long death.

Red: After her long death. Because THAT sounds normal...CARNIVAL.

>"What happened?

Xia: *As Cloud* Well, first you died...

>I felt something go through me...then nothing. How'd I get here?"

Daisy: Courtesy of Invisible Hands AirwaysTM. Have a pleasant stay wherever your destination may be.

>Cloud couldn't find the words to convey what had happened.

Xia: Yeah...i have trouble putting 'you' and 'died' together too.

>All he wanted to do now was feel her face, her hands, her body.

Xia: Sorry Daisy.

Daisy: HEE HEE! I love being right. *Pulls out another fan*

>He had missed her oh so much.

Red: Oh so much? Cloud's always been such a manly man.

>Finally unable to resist himself,

Daisy: He fell in love with himself? After bringing Aeris back? *Throws fan at screen*

>he ran to her, his arms open.

Xia: He's been at the old razor blade. Unless his arms naturally just....open.

>"At last," he though, "we can be together. Forever."

Daisy: *As Aeris* Uhm yeah...you're a nice guy and all...and thanks for bringing me back from the dead...
but there's someone else. *Spots Yuffie* Oh YUFFIE honey!

>***

Daisy: Oooh...

Xia: Pretty...

Red: St- MARMALADE...

>"I'm sorry, Mr. President," said the Squaresoft programmer,

Daisy: *As Squaresoft programmer* I broke the fax machine again...And the coffee's cold...
and our new game is exactly the same as all the others...don't fire me!

>"but Sony is drilling our sake-filled asses

Xia: That's a new way of putting it.

>about getting this game out. We'll have to cut some corners." "Well," said the president,
"how about removing some kind of subplot? I'm sure they can understand."

Red: Well, since the plot itself makes no sense, i think they'll be okay with it.

"Good idea, sir," said the programmer, "but what should we get rid of?

Daisy: *As president* Ahh...just chop bits out here and here...And a BIG bit there...

>We have so many we have going that..." "The committee," said the president,
"finds little need to revive Aeris.

Daisy: I never found any need at all. You guys?

Xia: Nope...i got nothing.

Red: ....ANAL BEADS.

>So let's keep her dead,

Daisy: OH YEAH! I like this guy.

>get rid of the subplot,

Xia: *Waves bye to subplot* Although we never knew you...we'll miss you!

>and release the game." "But, sir!" said the programmer. "I don't think she'll like that very much!"

Daisy: The ever elusive 'she'. 'She's' back?

>"BAH!" said the president.

Xia: Followed by 'Humbug'.

Red: I have those 'BAH' days. BAH!

Daisy: BAH BAH black sheep...*Xia and Red whack Daisy*

>"WHO CARES? SHE'S A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD SOME HARDCORE PORN!"

Daisy: Whooo...this guy...*hides*

Xia: *Brings out gun*

Red: This really needs to end soon...LESBIAN SHENNANIGANS!

>***

Daisy: *Peeks out* Oooh...the stars return. They signal change. YAAAAY change!

Xia: *Mutters, the words 'brain-dead' and 'internal damage' can be heard*

>And so Aeris stayed dead throughout FF7.

Daisy: Apart from the parts where she was alive...i'm pretty sure...

>The next day, the president's corpse was found in his office.

Daisy: Xia!

Xia: It wasn't me...*looks annoyed*

>Also, the committee was wiped out in a similar fashion.

Red: Xia...you really HAVE been busy.

Xia: *Brings out another gun*

Daisy: ...Aren't we under arrest? Where'd ya get those....?

>The murder has gone unsolved to this day.

Xia: *Evil eyes*

Daisy: Pretend i never asked.

>THE END

Daisy: THE END? ....OH! WHOO-HOO!

Xia: *Hides guns* We're free?

*All run for exit*

Axai: So...how was that? Ready to confess all your crimes?

Daisy: Hmm...wasn't that bad.

Xia: Coulda been worse.

Red: Pretty fun. FUNERAL!

*Axai looks stunned as the three are led back to their cells.*

Axai: Gotta try harder...just you wait! MWAHAHAHA!

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As i said, my first MST. I'm sorry, it was pretty lame, right? Ahh...i'll try harder.
Hee hee hee! Mian x


Stinger: "What happened?
Xia: *As Cloud* Well, first you died...