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There once was a man from Nantucket.
His name was Peter Bronson. He lived in a moderately priced home with his little brother, older sister, and his parents. Everyday, he would wake up, get in the shower, and get ready for school. Normally, nothing exciting ever happened to poor Peter, but one day, whilst waiting for the bus, an asteroid hurled towards the ground, and crashed 100 yards away from young Peter. As smoke and debris flew up, he could hear noises coming from the asteroid. He moved in closer, and the sounds got louder. He was a mere 10 feet from the asteroid when all of a sudden, a creepy little alien popped out. It began speaking in it's own language which young Peter could not understand. The alien took out a device, put it to his voice box and began speaking in English. The alien stated, "My name is Sir Wampapom. I am from Planet Pedo, where I reside with my spouse, Nuggetsan. I was sent here because the beings of our planet need to inform the beings of earth of something very important." "What is it Wampapom?" asked Peter. "We're no strangers to love. You know the rules, and so do I. A full committment's what I'm, thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy."
As Peter stood there in disbelief, Wampapom continued to sing. "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you." When Wampapom finished his song, he said one loast thing to Peter. "Dearest human, YOU GOT RICKROLLED!"
Then, Wampapom got back in the asteroid and began to fly away. But no sooner did he get 500 feet into the air, did Rick Astley run out of the bushes and shoot him down with a lazer. The End.
*Disclaimer* This is just for fun. This work belongs to me. I am embarassed to say that I wrote it. I was bored, and am sorry. I am ashamed.
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My story.
