To the disgust and anger of members of the Mouthfuls food and lifestyle web-site, the site's Administrators confessed that some days during the summer they won't be sitting in front of their PC screens, moving threads, opening forums, validating members and asking people to stop yelling at each other.

Claiming, to cries of derision, to have a real life, Wilfrid acknowledged that he will be away for much of the first part of June. "I will try to log on from internet cafes," he said, "but if I spend all day surfing food sites, it won't seem much different from my working life."

Rumors abound that fellow Administrator Orik may actually be away from the site on some of the same days. Expert commentators predicted a rash of fights, squabbles, flame-wars and a series of inflammatory threads about politics and religion. "We have no intention of behaving like adults," commented a member who wished to remain even more anonymous than usual.

That does it. You're getting a Time Out.

Not to worry! I'll hold down the fort!

I know, I know.. that is exactly what you were afraid of. :(

So, Vanessa held the fort?

Vanessa gives good fort. ;)