Yes, I wish we had more games besides the WAG and question games.... so here's yet another transfer from IFP.

Make a wish. The next poster grants that wish but with a twist... that poster gets to mess it up somehow.

For example

Poster 1:
I wish I had a million dollars

Poster 2:
Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.
I wish I could fly.

Poster 3:
Granted, but gravity pulls you down.
<and so on...>

it's another easy to play game...

(heere dice)
I wish there was no spam.

[awesome]

Granted, but Frozen and I replace it with something else.
I wish i was a r3dn3k

granted, but you get sucked up in ther "ternaders" every year


I wish I had a brick

Granted, but it's used to build a house

I wish I could kill Frozen once and for all.

granted, but the explosion kills you too

I wish I had a new house...wait, that's been done (that's why I wanted the brick :P )

I wish I could travel to any point in time I wish to at any time I wish to as many times as I want

granted, but you can't interact with those places

I wish I could drive (should I have said that)

Granted, but you can't get inside an automobile.

I wish there were no catches to my wishes :|

granted, but it failed

I wish you would not grant me this wish

Granted, but I might be joking... you'll never know!






I wish I could never die or feel pain. :|

granted, but you suffer the sorrows o all those around you forever, and never know when you have a deep gash

CF, not being able to feel pain is a terrible thing. Pain is there to remind us that we are alive

I wish I were the one to grant this wish

granted, but you have an out-of-body experience as it's granted

i wish i wish i was a fish

(Dice, I Astral Project all the time)
granted, but you get eaten by a shark

I with I was 1337 with programming abilities

granted, but the real hackers shun you

i wish i owned the world

Granted, but you lose your soul.

I wish I was always happy :|

granted, but it's for the wrong reason :|

Wish chs would burn to the ground


[bit of a gram error in last post, dontcha think?]

f/g me, ds

Granted, but you're stuck inside.

I wish reality weren't so twisted.

[agreed]

granted, but the twistedness becomes a part of you


(I'm going to regret this one)

I wish I was famous

Granted, but you're Michael Jackson's son, Mike Jr. and you make your dad look like an average joe :|



I wish I had a harem of living, young, well groomed, women who love me and are reality and I have access to... :|

hmm....

Granted, but "well-groomed" where they come from means "butt-ugly" here.

I wish matter could be created from data.

*curses*

Granted, but the data is corrupt.

I wish my wishes weren't twisted by the nature of the game.

[sry, dice :unsure: ]

granted, but they are now twisted by the nature of the wisher

hehe, I thought someone was going to say "granted, but it's because you are a serial killer"

I wish no one was completely close-minded

Granted, but their brains fall out (after all, doesn't keeping your mind open run that risk?)

oh, lord, no...... who in their right, or wrong, mind would say that?

I wish that maintaining a series of observations and basing ideas on them was not as looked down upon as it is.

granted, but that's only because no one CAN look down

*rimshot

I wish I had 1 million puns

hmm, i like that.

Granted, but they're all groaners :D

I wish I had 1 million good, widely understandable puns

granted, but a new law is passed killing anyone using them

I wish marina could not post after my post

BUSTED! FORGOT A WISH!!!!!

therefore, I'll not post till he does

What are you, blind? Or maybe you're just extremely tired

I wish Marina were not blind :|




:rotfl:

Granted, but there are other disabilities.

CK, CK, CK, flaunting your moderator status. :thumbsdown:

I wish they wouldn't profile like this....

of course... edit the post and blame the next..... typical.... :annoyed:

Granted, but there's other problems :annoyed:

I wish the 37337 would die.

granted, but the hitman transposed the 2 numbers


I wish that people on this forum had a godd sence of humor that is never at my expense

granted, but it's at CFs expense instead.

I wish completely truthful and helpful information were not so hard to come by.

Granted, but it comes from generally unreliable sources.

I wish the world would end.

granted, but it just happens to be the world of your hopes and dreams

(sorry)

I wish that there was never an evil geni

Granted, but Marina brings over other stupid games to fill its place.

I wish Frozen had a brain. (ooo, cant wait for this one :D )

Granted, but yours disappears

(hehehe)

I wish weapon technology never advanced past where it was at the begining of the middle ages

Granted, but other problems develop.

I wish CK had no brain, whatsoever, and that both Marina and I retained ours with full functions as they were before this thread.

granted, but it only lasts .0005 seconds and then you lose your entire central nervous system


I wish I was immortal, could not be disabled in any way, was impervious to the wishes of dice, marina, froze, and any of their friends, and that the evil geni cold not do anything to this wish except grant it as it i stated.

granted, but the genie is partially deaf now, and didn't understand your wish correctly, and so granted the opposite :D

I wish I had a duck.

granted, but you said the wish too fast and got hit by a steel beam

(say had a duck as fast as you can and the pun will be revealed)

I wish I knew what to wish for