Title: The Evil Genie
Description: And another one
Marina - July 29, 2005 04:38 PM (GMT)
Yes, I wish we had more games besides the WAG and question games.... so here's yet another transfer from IFP.
Make a wish. The next poster grants that wish but with a twist... that poster gets to mess it up somehow.
I wish I had a million dollars
Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but gravity pulls you down.
<and so on...>
it's another easy to play game...
I wish there was no spam.
Dicemaster Slayer - July 29, 2005 04:48 PM (GMT)
Granted, but Frozen and I replace it with something else.
I wish i was a r3dn3k
CK9 - July 30, 2005 09:23 AM (GMT)
granted, but you get sucked up in ther "ternaders" every year
I wish I had a brick
Marina - July 30, 2005 07:13 PM (GMT)
Granted, but it's used to build a house
I wish I could kill Frozen once and for all.
CK9 - August 5, 2005 06:47 PM (GMT)
granted, but the explosion kills you too
I wish I had a new house...wait, that's been done (that's why I wanted the brick :P )
I wish I could travel to any point in time I wish to at any time I wish to as many times as I want
Dicemaster Slayer - August 6, 2005 11:16 PM (GMT)
granted, but you can't interact with those places
I wish I could drive (should I have said that)
cfischer83 - August 7, 2005 05:07 AM (GMT)
Granted, but you can't get inside an automobile.
I wish there were no catches to my wishes :|
CK9 - August 7, 2005 08:50 AM (GMT)
granted, but it failed
I wish you would not grant me this wish
cfischer83 - August 8, 2005 01:16 AM (GMT)
Granted, but I might be joking... you'll never know!
I wish I could never die or feel pain. :|
CK9 - August 8, 2005 08:30 AM (GMT)
granted, but you suffer the sorrows o all those around you forever, and never know when you have a deep gash
CF, not being able to feel pain is a terrible thing. Pain is there to remind us that we are alive
I wish I were the one to grant this wish
Dicemaster Slayer - August 8, 2005 02:08 PM (GMT)
granted, but you have an out-of-body experience as it's granted
i wish i wish i was a fish
CK9 - August 8, 2005 08:36 PM (GMT)
(Dice, I Astral Project all the time)
granted, but you get eaten by a shark
I with I was 1337 with programming abilities
Dicemaster Slayer - August 8, 2005 09:01 PM (GMT)
granted, but the real hackers shun you
i wish i owned the world
cfischer83 - August 9, 2005 07:57 AM (GMT)
Granted, but you lose your soul.
I wish I was always happy :|
Dicemaster Slayer - August 9, 2005 03:41 PM (GMT)
granted, but it's for the wrong reason :|
Wish chs would burn to the ground
[bit of a gram error in last post, dontcha think?]
Marina - August 9, 2005 04:34 PM (GMT)
f/g me, ds
Granted, but you're stuck inside.
I wish reality weren't so twisted.
CK9 - August 10, 2005 02:07 AM (GMT)
granted, but the twistedness becomes a part of you
(I'm going to regret this one)
I wish I was famous
cfischer83 - August 10, 2005 06:01 AM (GMT)
Granted, but you're Michael Jackson's son, Mike Jr. and you make your dad look like an average joe :|
I wish I had a harem of living, young, well groomed, women who love me and are reality and I have access to... :|
Dicemaster Slayer - August 10, 2005 02:12 PM (GMT)
Granted, but "well-groomed" where they come from means "butt-ugly" here.
I wish matter could be created from data.
Marina - August 10, 2005 02:46 PM (GMT)
Granted, but the data is corrupt.
I wish my wishes weren't twisted by the nature of the game.
[sry, dice :unsure: ]
CK9 - August 10, 2005 02:48 PM (GMT)
granted, but they are now twisted by the nature of the wisher
hehe, I thought someone was going to say "granted, but it's because you are a serial killer"
I wish no one was completely close-minded
Marina - August 10, 2005 02:51 PM (GMT)
Granted, but their brains fall out (after all, doesn't keeping your mind open run that risk?)
oh, lord, no...... who in their right, or wrong, mind would say that?
I wish that maintaining a series of observations and basing ideas on them was not as looked down upon as it is.
CK9 - August 10, 2005 06:57 PM (GMT)
granted, but that's only because no one CAN look down
I wish I had 1 million puns
Marina - August 10, 2005 07:02 PM (GMT)
hmm, i like that.
Granted, but they're all groaners :D
I wish I had 1 million good, widely understandable puns
CK9 - August 10, 2005 09:23 PM (GMT)
granted, but a new law is passed killing anyone using them
I wish marina could not post after my post
Marina - August 10, 2005 10:14 PM (GMT)
BUSTED! FORGOT A WISH!!!!!
therefore, I'll not post till he does
CK9 - August 11, 2005 01:17 AM (GMT)
What are you, blind? Or maybe you're just extremely tired
cfischer83 - August 11, 2005 08:06 AM (GMT)
I wish Marina were not blind :|
Dicemaster Slayer - August 11, 2005 02:22 PM (GMT)
Granted, but there are other disabilities.
CK, CK, CK, flaunting your moderator status. :thumbsdown:
I wish they wouldn't profile like this....
Marina - August 11, 2005 02:50 PM (GMT)
of course... edit the post and blame the next..... typical.... :annoyed:
Granted, but there's other problems :annoyed:
I wish the 37337 would die.
CK9 - August 11, 2005 07:30 PM (GMT)
granted, but the hitman transposed the 2 numbers
I wish that people on this forum had a godd sence of humor that is never at my expense
Dicemaster Slayer - August 11, 2005 08:00 PM (GMT)
granted, but it's at CFs expense instead.
I wish completely truthful and helpful information were not so hard to come by.
Marina - August 11, 2005 08:19 PM (GMT)
Granted, but it comes from generally unreliable sources.
I wish the world would end.
CK9 - August 11, 2005 08:23 PM (GMT)
granted, but it just happens to be the world of your hopes and dreams
I wish that there was never an evil geni
Dicemaster Slayer - August 11, 2005 11:54 PM (GMT)
Granted, but Marina brings over other stupid games to fill its place.
I wish Frozen had a brain. (ooo, cant wait for this one :D )
CK9 - August 12, 2005 02:07 AM (GMT)
Granted, but yours disappears
I wish weapon technology never advanced past where it was at the begining of the middle ages
Dicemaster Slayer - August 12, 2005 04:07 PM (GMT)
Granted, but other problems develop.
I wish CK had no brain, whatsoever, and that both Marina and I retained ours with full functions as they were before this thread.
CK9 - August 12, 2005 05:04 PM (GMT)
granted, but it only lasts .0005 seconds and then you lose your entire central nervous system
I wish I was immortal, could not be disabled in any way, was impervious to the wishes of dice, marina, froze, and any of their friends, and that the evil geni cold not do anything to this wish except grant it as it i stated.
Dicemaster Slayer - August 13, 2005 07:53 PM (GMT)
granted, but the genie is partially deaf now, and didn't understand your wish correctly, and so granted the opposite :D
I wish I had a duck.
CK9 - August 13, 2005 08:34 PM (GMT)
granted, but you said the wish too fast and got hit by a steel beam
(say had a duck as fast as you can and the pun will be revealed)
I wish I knew what to wish for