OCCUPATIONS

ALRIGHT, SO I'VE NOTICE THAT LIKE... EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM'S A BARTENDER THESE DAYS. GUESS WHAT? THAT'S GETTING DULL. HERE'S SOME MORE JOB IDEAS FOR YOU PEOPLE:

SOME SORT OF VENDER AT THE BAZAAR (YOU KNOW LIKE... THEY SELL FAKE ROLEXES AND THAT SHIT)
SOME OTHER SORT OF WAITRESS AT LIKE THE DOWN UNDER CAFE OR THE OTHER ODD JOINTS THAT ARE SCATTERED AROUND BRUGES.
MILKMEN
JANITORS
GARBAGE MEN
MAIL MEN
CAB DRIVERS
SHOP OWNERS
UNEMPLOYED...
WINDOW WASHERS
MECHANICS
ETC.

SEE? THERE'S MORE THAN JUST BARTENDERS! CERTAINLY THAT'S EASIEST TO SAY BUT... BE CREATIVE.

AND SINCE WE GOT SO MANY CHICKS THERE'S ALSO STRIPPER. BELLA STRIPPER. STRIPPERELLA. CALL GIRL. PROSTITUTE. THEY COULD EVEN HAVE AN IMAGINARY JOB. LIKE PITT BULL FIGHTING MOB BOSS. OR TATTOO ARTIST. EY, SEE. OR PLAYWRIGHT. YEAH BECAUSE IT'S SPELLED LIKE THAT AND NOT PLAYWRITE. EVEN SHOE SHINER. IF WE HAD DINOSAURS LIKE BB REQUESTED YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A DINOSAUR TRAINER. AND HEY YOU CAN IN YOUR CHARACTER'S BRAIN.

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