a · b · c · d
ACKLES, JENSEN ``isaiah cassidy
ACKER, AMY ``millie weiss
AFFLECK, BEN ``holden scott
ALBA, JESSICA ``max xubero
ANDEN, MINI ``maeve rymer
BLUE, CALLUM ``charles forrester
BROWNING, EMILY ``candice malone
CAINE, MICHAEL ``felix montgomery
CHAPPELLE DAVE ``ray wigsby
COLLINS, MISHA ``leroy jenkins
DANES, CLAIRE ``aurora emerson
DOWNEY JR, ROBERT `` frank rose
e · f · g · h
GOODE, MATTHEW `` andrew lowell
i · j · k · l
JANNSEN, FAMKE `` jocelyn ainsley
JOHANSSON, SCARLETT ``madeline ortega
JOVOVICH, MILLA ``jasmine fox
LAURENT, MELANIE ``evangeline ridley
LIU, LUCY ``juniper walden
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McADAMS, RACHEL `` emma robinson
MCGREGOR, EWAN ``azrael evaristos
NORTON, EDWARD ``lucius crowley
OLDMAN, GARY ``rozvad cazacul
PALTROW, GWYNETH ``noreen dresden
PEGG, SIMON `` ned doyle
PINE, CHRIS `` michael allen
PITT, BRAD ``louis turner
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QUINTO, ZACHARY ``dexter leblanc
REEVES, KEANU `` niko bartholomew
REYNOLDS, RYAN `` francis malone
ROTH, TIM ``finn benton
STONE, EMMA ``amelie reynauld
TAPPING, AMANDA ``ede lachlan
TENNANT, DAVID ``liam carlisle
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WATTS, NAOMI ``rose bruhne/i]
WEISZ, RACHEL `` [i]laurel watson
WILDE, OLIVIA ``kate conway
y · z
` T R A N S U B S T A N T I A T E .
GUN SALESMAN: WE CALL THIS PIECE THE FECALATOR. ONE LOOK AT IT AND THE TARGET SHITS HIM OR HERSELF. TRY IT ON. LOKI: WELL, IT'S A LOT MORE COMPACT THAN THE FLAMING SWORD, BUT IT'S NOT NEARLY AS IMPRESSIVE. JUST DOESN'T HAVE THAT WRATH-OF-THE-ALMIGHTY EDGE TO IT. I MEAN, COME ON, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE WICKED WITH THIS THING? LOOK AT THIS... BARTLEBY: WELL THEN, YOU KNOW, DON'T USE A GUN. JUST LAY THE PLACE TO WASTE, LIKE. LOKI: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. YOU GET OF LIGHT IN RAZING. YOU GOT TO STAND THERE AND READ AT SODOM AND COMORRAH, I HAD TO DO ALL THE WORK. BARTLEBY: WHAT WORK, DID YOU DO? YOU LIT A FEW FIRES. LOKI: I RAINED DOWN SUPHUR MAN, THERE'S A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE. BARTLEBY: OH, OKAY, YEAH, I'M SURE. LOKI: HEY, YOU KNOW, FUCK YOU MAN. ANY MORON WITH A PACK OF MATCHES CAN SET A FIRE. RAINING DOWN SULPHUR IS LIKE AN ENDURANCE TRIAL MAN. MASS GENOCIDE IS THE MOST EXHAUSTING ACTIVITY ONE CAN ENGAGE IN, OUTSIDE OF SOCCER.